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I would just like to point out that my new service is available, for 30notes I will sort you a domain name such as daveyislush.com and then put a page up with random quotes saying how fabulous you are dahling.... You will have a page saying how gorgeous you are, what a fantastic lover, top footballer and general good guy. Believe me I can lie with the best of them, although I dont think Gemmill and Mancy should apply theres only so much work I can do to cover the cracks.

Oh aye, come in all innocent like, its no coincidence the suicide thread followed on from your Board victims one.

Dear mam, Love you loads, ps we're out of paracetamol now.

How the fuck can a bloke whos career highspot is a residency at Martinos in Seaburn call himself Mr Success? Thats like me calling myself Mr Short or Gemmill Mr Funny or Patrokles Mr Still-alive.

Maybe the Mp3 is available on his site http://www.paulpvm.com/index.htm

HTT is already promoting it as a GRRRRREAAAAT night. So is Paul responsible for penning the beautiful lyrics "We're Geordies we're mental we're off our fucking heads!!" ??

I assume Patrokles saw the line up early and that was the reason for the suicide thread. Its safe to say that hes probably shuffled off this mortal coil now seeing as hes not replied to this thread. EDIT: Bolx! just read Alexs post, too slow.

It would be impossible not to shout "I'll be back" in a deep voice as you run to call the emergency services after coming across a stricken Arnie S.

As Joey from Friends lying stricken in the road following being hit by a bus you can imagine the choruses of "Heyyyyyyyyy how yoooou doin?"

Who else expected that to be followed up with "then I looked over and the lass was there.." ?

And should you see Richard Wilson staggering from a burning building with 80% of his body covered in burns you've just got to shout "I don’t be-liiiiieve it! "

Ahhh the young persons advice its always great. Sometimes its not as simple as saying "Its over" sometimes you can be confused as to what you want to do, sometimes things just happen and in other cases you know you want to do the right thing and end things but at the same time you dont want to hurt the person. Its very easy to label someone a slag, to do it to a best friend is (imho) a bit fookin shitty.

hell yes.....pervs r us It was HUFTY ffs!!!!!!!

Saw her in the Cluney a while back, shes now a fat shaven heeded lezza. Not changed a bit tbh

Nothing apart from.... "I was just working out what my suicide note would be"

Didnt Quinn state that they'd make 20million available if they got promoted? Well thats 19.5million more than we have

Obviously wasnt much of an English teacher either

?? he was outside the house and then he came in, possibly via a door or some other opening in the wall of the house (or office or some other building).

Ahhh another one bites the dust!

.Net magazine will have an interview on the site with the chief rankings bloke at google in the next couple of days. Its quite an interesting read but the sites a week or so behind the subscriber magazine so you'll need to keep an eye out for it. http://www.netmag.co.uk/zine/magazine

Can you remove the orange and plastic bag before the press get here?

toads are scared of pissed up birds while frogs arent.

Correctomundo Thing is I dont have a problem with people who have problems working etc because of their disability getting cars but this kid earns a good wage yet still doesnt have to pay for road tax. Best thing was he now works 4 days a week with the 5th being from home because and I quote "I cant take the travelling from Hexham to Longbenton, the strain on my back is terrible" yet a few weeks back they asked him to go to Portsmouth on business so the first thing he does is grab a pool car because he quite fancied the drive!

Google images is your friend.... Time they brought them back tbh, theres a kid at work whos fiddled his way through life with a 'bad back' he now has a disabled space 20 foot from the entrance and a Mazda 6 motability car for which he doesnt even have to pay tax or insurance. Bet he wouldnt have been so quick to claim one if it was one of those things