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Im sure Ive recounted this story before but once I had to go to a big posh awards do at Leeds Hilton. It was the middle of July and a red hot day so by the time I got there I was roasting me nuts off. So I decided to go to the pool, dumped me stuff in the room, grabbed me kit and went down. When I got there there was a couple of lasses swimming and a bloke with a clipboard so in my wisdom I thought "Jacuzzi!!" climbs in and was lying there thinking how do you switch this bastid on? when I looks around and realises Im spreadeagled in the kiddies pool in a pose that Gary Glitter would have been proud of. Needless to say the girls disappeared sharpish. Later on I realised there was a camera in reception pointed directly on the pool

Can the lazy feckers not walk like? No fucker uses the nice big yellow buses they put on so I cant see them all queueing up to get on a ski lift.

Shit sorry to hear that mate

As did Adidas... That Bennie bloke took a fair slagging too... And Cheyne At least none of the aforementioned posters get called a Werepig

Nae chance Im loving this thread, gerld potential this one

Nope, Im sitting here totally hatless, not even a cap and I still dont see it in your post. Fop??? help me out here, explain it all in a way in which I'll become bored after the first line and therefore never even bother to read the thread again.

Im still trying to work this one out Are you saying that last staurday and the saturday before your "mate" pissed the bed and next saturday he has a new "lass" staying so he doesnt want to repeat the feat? If so, does he have a time machine in an H G Wells stylee where after agreeing to her staying he remembers the previous two weeks shenanigans and therefore goes back in time two months to stop drinking and hopefully not piss himself?

Each to their own tbh

Im going to shave my head, eat a roast beef dinner and abuse a local shopkeeper. Ahhhh the spirit of St George

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This thread should be renamed the "Spooky coincidence thread" as Im currently dropping the kids off at the pool at this very moment.

Weirdo - I've just this second finished eating exactly the same thing Ah, but did you cut it in half and have Lurpak on it?

Cant remember but I think us Civil Servants might have (so many holidays so small a memory )

Im now having my pre conference coffee with cinnamon & raisin bagel mmmmmmmm

I've decided to work from home as Im following NHS Direct advice to try and clear this shoulder up. So thats a 9.30 conference call followed by surfing, update a plan (all of 5 minutes work), surf, surf, make a call about 2ish for an update on progress then more surfing and send emails out at 4ish making out how hard Ive worked

said it once, I'll no dobut say it a million more times, the New Monkey has a lot to answer for.

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Very true, a lot of sloppy passes but a good performence never the less. Dyer was a tad disappointing and perhaps Carroll should have come on a little earlier. Bramble did surprising well and so did Carr, Taylor was more than canny. I really expected we would lose but hey! this is Newcassel Got to admit thats not the impression I got at the game. Dyer, yes his passing was sloppy but otherwise I thought we played some good fluid football. And it pains me to say it but Carr was pushing for MoM

We're gonna have MI6 crawling all over this place now, thats obviously some terrorist coded message.

Thats alreet I saw you in your bathroom last wendnesday afternoon, these zoom lenses are amazing

Or even Alt + Ctrl + a direction arrow.

Betfair are offering good odds like! SMO on Betfair

Hadnt heard of it before but it does look good.

I wouldn't worry, it's repeated about half a dozen time through the week on the various C4 channels or you could catch it on 4oD. Tuesday 24 April 23:05 23:05 E4 Peep Show Wednesday 25 April 02:45 02:45 E4 Peep Show Thursday 26 April 00:10 00:10 Channel 4 Peep Show Cheers, haven't got E4, so may go find a torrent tomorrow. 4 on Demand were advertising it as free.