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aaaahhhhhh push it push it real goooooood, duduhuddooodododododeee ooops misread the title, salt first then gallons of vinegar but only on fish n chips.

Christ on a bike, just put Sky 3 on to see this shite, Zammo from Grange Hill looks exactly the same only 20 years older, little fat twat.

There is nae way on this goddamn earth that the lass who went on the pitch is from RGS like.

one little change and he starts looking like Joe Cole

cue Leazes popping in with "5th best ball boys consistently for the last 10 years"

Im a fucking mong, look at me do the mong dance...daddy, daddy look at me look at how much of a mong I am.

I believe he lives down by the Howlett, could be wrong like but Im fairly sure thats where it is. Funny story I heard from me dad the other night, he made the gates and fencing that John Sayers has around his house, straight after the programme was on his phone went and it was Sayers, "I was just wondering if you could come round and change the lock on me gates, tomorrow if you can like" Aye Paddy made an impression there

Wacky Jr in 24 hours too late alert

Thats my point, Im all for bringing kids into the club and creating the community spirit but when it comes to what frankly, is an important role it should be done by older kids.

Finally the BBC gets a sense of humour, top marks to Charlie for that lot!

This has been coming for a few weeks now, at first I thought I was being a miserable twat but now after today I've realised it needs sorting and seeing as the result was good, performances good and no stupid substitutions theres nowt else so here is todays rant. Ball boys/girls. Where do we get them from? We are a multi-million pound business where everything rests on the 90 minutes of play, we employ players costing 10 and 15 million paying them 100grand per week, have the most upto date medical facilities yet when it comes to getting the ball back in play we seem to bring in young kids who dont have any interest or understanding of whats required or whats actually going on in the game. Today there were three examples of this down in front of me, the first frankly was a total disgrace, ball went out for a corner and Milner raced over to take it only to find it was lying behind the net and no sign of anyone going for it so he legged it over himself, picked it up and raced back. In this time, the momentum was lost. The second example happened at the same spot and this time a lass (looking like she should be stood outside an offy bumming tabs) climbs over picks it up and then goes to wander onto the pitch and hand it to the keeper, FFS!!! it was a corner, everyone should know that!!!!!! get the ball and throw it over to the corner flag, dont go to hand them it personally and simper about what lovely hair hes got just grab the ball and lob it to where it should be The 3rd one wasnt really anything major other than two of them going for the same ball, both looked to be about 6 or 7 year olds and an ensuing confusion. One of them is a little lass who cant be more than 6 and frankly looks scared to be there, let the poor bairn go home and get proper ones in. Why arent the youth team used? surely theres an under 15 team that could do the job and frankly it wouldnt do them any harm to be there and getting experience of the thing. Cloughs rant that time was for all the wrong reasons, the ball girl was too quick for his liking in getting the ball to the opposition which resulted in them getting a goal, I dont agree with that, sportsmanship is imperative but also a bit of professionalism wouldnt go amiss. /rant]

Doesnt want much does he? jeeez, they havent even put in an official bid and HTT wants to know what theyre going to feed the players??????

classic joint Back then it was the place to be, once we all stopped going it went reet doonhill.

Cue everyone PM'ing random cock pics (that were taken from net, not your own ) to Gejon.

I especially liked that line.

Thats terrible to hear mate, however at least you had something to moan about, this lot nowadays get all depressed because only 500 people have looked at their MySpace site this week. Identity? you make your own identity thats what its all about. As for place in the world, go out and find the fecker instead of sitting around listening to GreenfeckingDay amd moaning that nobody knows who you are...if thats the case get out your fucking bedroom and meet people you bunch of EMO freaks!!!! Gawd! If I was 20 again.

Meenzer gave him it

The very man (just with a lot more teenage angst)

well I never did, you reckon he'll be banned?

people of all ages are shockingly biased to their favourite group... eitherway bowling for soup will always... ALWAYS fall far behind the Beatles... I guess it's an unfair test. similar to "Five"-Vs- "The Rolling Stones" only one winner Yayyyy! come on Five.

What is it about young 'uns these days? Seriously, when I was 18,19,20 I didnt have a care in the world and everyone else I knew was the same. Some mates were at Uni and living it up there, others (like me) went out, got a job and lived it up at home. Board to me mother every week, then new clobber and music. Weekday nights were spent generally knocking around, trips to the pics (with the laydees ) a pint or two in the Peregrine, Turnpike or Denton all as a build up to the weekend where we'd go doon the toon or grab a spot in one of aforementioned bars and get ratted. Place in the world? Only place I ever worried about in those days was place in the queue.

"confused" .com !!!!!!! is that Patrokles or moi ??? Do you work in HMV or the likes?

Its called culture pet, the likes of me n you wouldnt understand it.

That's you fucked! I held it all together this week. Fell apart on my day off. Good authority from both my manager and the head of ops! ooh ...get you !! Hey! the world needs music salesmen! there is music and then there is him !!!! Im just imagining some wife coming to the counter and saying "I want to buy the latest Katey Melua album for my husband, he really likes her" to get the reply "foook that pet, get 'My arse is on fire' by the Cunty wankers instead, its got much more feeling and the composition of the bass is amazzzzzing, I cant believe you want that Melua shite, get out out now I tell you"