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Emre has a black Merc (one of them new style ones), theres also another identical one of them, theres a silver brand new Jag XKR. A TVR, Porsche boxter (crap really), 2 XK8's and a pile of Mercs and BMW's At the same time theres a load of bog standard shite as well (including my Vectra with a flat tyre )

Am I the only one who thinks that whole "wear a toon top while I scuttle ya" is just plain wrong on so many levels?

now THAT is shitty news.

e-bare?

I got a few

I know, another dream lost

I havent selected as the range is too small, Im sure weve had this thread before but it needs to include at least some of the stuff I've read in desperation when theres been nowt else: Yellow Pages, A Gideon Bible (in a hotel room) work documents Assorted takeaway menus the ingredients on assorted shampoo/ cleansing/ bleach products Additionally, I have been known to take a television, laptop, game boy, nokia phone (for snake) and the classic 2 weeks when I completed Medal of Honour on the PS2 all from the comfort of me shitter.

Is that in your building? yep, smart as fook n all, Ferrari F430, looks brand new. Im sure Martins lives here as well was wondering if somehow his first name isnt Obefami as the plate is 70AM. EDIT: Hmmmmm a quick wikipedia check and I find his full name is Obafemi Akinwunmi Martins

well if we're selling stuff then is it ok to advertise for something I want? Im really really after one of them Fender Pro Junior amplifiers, the ones they make in Mexico but use American parts such as valve and speaker. If its possible (and I know this is a long shot!) I'd love those Chicken Head Nobs on me volume and tone controls along with a 10 inch Jensen custom speaker voiced for blues. I assume whoever sells me it will do so because they are upgrading to something serious maaaan. Looking to pay around 200quid if thats possible.

And sell windows. and doesnt tan well

Fishy isnt really gonna become a psychologist is he?

easy? WTF is easy about clambering onto the ledge of a bridge and chucking yourself off? Thats not the easy way at all, the easy way is to sit and wallow in your own depression day after day, thats the easy bit, finally ending it must be fucking hard. And you can say you would never forgive but frankly, as Cath said until you've experienced it first hand then you havent got a clue what your reaction will be.

I dont think anyone can truly say they understand those that contemplate suicide, what makes a person want to end it all? how can things get so bad that the only way out is by leaping off a bridge/ hanging yourself etc? A persons life must seem so empty to have to even think it. How does a person choose how to do it? You would think that most people would want to down a cocktail of pills and just go to sleep yet some make elaborate plans involving baths, razor blades etc. I've never been directly affected by it but have had a few experiences, as Ive posted lately Ive seen a body float down the river, them pull two others out (one survived) and about 12 years ago I was on the top deck of the bus going along the West Rd at 6.30 am to see a bloke on the other side of a high wall hanging from a tree. I can tell you regardless of the fact I didnt know him, it still haunts me to this day. My brother had a friend who killed himself, rang my bro up one night and said "do you fancy a beer?" me bro was busy so couldnt make it, next day he was told he'd hung himself. That fucked wor kid up a lot more than he lets on, wondering if he'd gone for the drink whether the lad would still be alive. Sorry to hear about your friend Cath.

"Great bunch of lads" oh fuck we're probably signing Gary Barlow.

nice disguise though

I didnt think he had? then again I lost the will to live 3 pages back.

I wouldnt but then I have problems recognising me own mother, there are however many around on here that would.

I have to admit to quite liking this glow stuff, currently as I type the Keep is lit up in a red glow, theres the shadows of trees bathing an otherwise nondescript grey tower block, searchlights buzzing round the banks, the millennium bridge is a nice pinky colour and theres a giant kaleidoscope spinning on the wall next to Flynns.

In a crowd of thousands? It's not like the turnstile attendant is going to have a hotline to the press/club chairman. Are you telling me that if a manager of a top european club was sitting in the Leazes, word wouldnt get round? It doesnt need to be during the game but it would be broadcast on the likes of boards such as this and would therefore get back to the club very easily. Christ on a bike, what do they teach you lot at uni these days?

What a plonkahhhhh! I bet you 40p he is gonna be anywhere but Holland. Oooooh, Rodders (or is it Dave?) you are soooo secretive and mysterious He'll be delivering Milk Tray next I'd like to see the fucker abseil through my window with a box of chocs, he'll get a lot more than a wry smile thats for fucking sure.

How the fuck did they work this out thoug? are they saying that every club in Bristol is free while all toon ones are £6? or more probably did they just go to the first club they saw and took the price there? No matter how cheap it was I couldnt fancy a night oot in Bristol like.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I hope you've managed to find your identity and place in the world. have a good un

the drugs dont work tbh

cue the 14th telling of "I once extracted one of those 4ft high pepper mills they have in italian restaurants from some blokes arse" story