Toonraider

Said that for real!!!!!!!!!! Worked for our lass too She wasn't keen on the curry method. ewww Yes it was my due date and hey presto! It worked.

Said that for real!!!!!!!!!!

Oh dear...nevermind!

I'm a mackem

I normally use the default one, just trying out the old Toon-chat one now. I quite like the forum closed, just 'us' feels cosy

I often daydream, usually just before I go to sleep when I'm snuggled up under my quilt feeling dosey.

Feel too miserable about it all to even care about taking the piss out of anyone.

Blimey you have so much rage going on there Wacky!! I'm always a gibbering wreck at the Abbey cash machine because of people like you who I know are fuming behind me!! I know I take alittle more time than the usual as I'm doing our business banking like paying in cheques/cash and printing off statements. I go as quick as I can and get the money/cheques already in the envelopes at home but it does take alittle longer than just drawing out cash. I'm normally in such a state I cant get the envelope in the machine quick enough!! Moan at Abbey cos you cant do any business banking at the desk. WTF!!!!! Eh? Wasnt having a go at Wacky, sorry if it sounded like that! I hate people taking ages too.....just saying I get in a state trying to do all my transactions quickly as I'm conscious of peeps behind me getting irritated.

Im sure we've done this thread before, though maybe I'm confusing it with the Ipswich forum I used. Always happy to have a whinge anyway! People who borrow money and dont give it back. Text speech. Schoolkids being rowdy on buses. The ridiculous handshake that lads seem to do now...what is it all about? What is wrong with a proper handshake? Lads with their jeans half way down their backside showing their underpants....sorry you don't look cool, you look complete wankers! The 'C' word Fashion victims....having to wear the latest fashion with no thought as to whether it suits you or not. People who say they'll do something or go somewhere and always let you down in the end. Old people who seem to think their age gives them the right to be downright rude. Queues. 'Chain' emals and texts......'send this to 100 people and you'll recieve a surprise' Weak people, who do or say anything to be liked and fit in. Milky tea. Commoness... is that a word? Oh well you know that I mean. I will be back later with more as I'm not feeling too happy right now!

I could suffocate him to death with my chest...but he'd probably enjoy it and I certainly wouldnt!

Blimey you have so much rage going on there Wacky!! I'm always a gibbering wreck at the Abbey cash machine because of people like you who I know are fuming behind me!! I know I take alittle more time than the usual as I'm doing our business banking like paying in cheques/cash and printing off statements. I go as quick as I can and get the money/cheques already in the envelopes at home but it does take alittle longer than just drawing out cash. I'm normally in such a state I cant get the envelope in the machine quick enough!! Moan at Abbey cos you cant do any business banking at the desk.

bless him!

I couldnt give a flying fuck what anyone says. You love your club whatever befalls them. No one can take that away from me, whatever league we're in

Aw poor you. At least my other team promoted this season so I had something to celebrate.

what is that alex? It's a film about a lass who self harms and gains fulfilment when she becomes a secretary and her slightly sadistic boss smacks her arse a lot. ah i think I may have seen it....but could be confusing it with something similar

what is that alex?

I will put you across my knee and give you a smack if you do that I think I'll upgrade to smack too then. Can we all form an orderly queue?

I will put you across my knee and give you a smack if you do that I think I'll upgrade to smack too then. Oi oiiiii

Well in fairness he's been completely right.... but this season it's probably hoping you did pack the parachute even though you're almost sure you've just packed your lunch as the ground is rushing up to meet you. This season's is just so different to the usual NUFC foot shooting (it shouldn't have been, but it is), there's 1000's of ways we wouldn't have got relegated and only a few ways we would, but we've unerringly followed that course pretty much since the beginning of the season. Ohh shhh you've all (except Stevie) made me feel worse

I will put you across my knee and give you a smack if you do that

They are naughty, but I love them. They remind me of Newcastle

My son is not a Newcastle fan, (he's TUFC) BUT all season (and any season we've looked dodgy) he's always said NO Mum, you wont relegate. After the Fulham game I was fretting away, but he still said NO Mum it just won't happen!!!!!!!!!! I wish I had that belief

Huddersfield Town, £100 season tickets. How can they do that so cheap? Mind, you'd have to pay me to go there