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Toonraider

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  1. Jealous? Why would any of us be? I suppose we should pity her and people like her, but I cant find it in me! Oh and I have far nicer breasts than her anyway plus I have a brain
  2. Are you taking the piss? She's a stupid bint but she's hardly Pol Pot. I depise people like her alex...... though I am feeling particulary bitchy today
  3. Isnt it sad that complete scum like her live on this planet, yet other decent people die young? Probably an awful thing to say I know, but its just the way I feel. I mean what use is she to anyone?
  4. Bullied because of their hair colour? what is our country coming to? This really boils my piss
  5. I adore that! Is it just me that thinks it's filthy? NO, it does look norty I was beaten to posting the Sigur Ros one.
  6. Not a great album but a clever cover
  7. All the best to you and the future Mrs SLP. Are you going on honeymoon then? I've been married 23 years, the years fly by Best advice I could give is there will be highs and lows along the way, but what counts is how you handle the lows together. Have a great day.
  8. Well done BigAl Ps, Torquay have been sold again to a local consortium (thank god) we have yet another new chairman and Colin Lee is back as chief exec. New manager to be appointed soon......come on BigAl, it would certainly be a challenge!!
  9. Listened to the phone in on talksport late last night at work, and those presenters werent blaming heavy handed policing, but were openly condemning fans who turned up without tickets, saying they should be ashamed of themselves etc etc.
  10. The Cotswolds too....Broadway, Upper and Lower Slaughter, Bourton on the water, Chipping Camden and Stratford upon Avon.
  11. Definitely, stunning views Also Scotland, around Loch Lomond too is well worth a visit. And of course I have to mention Devon, especially Torbay, Dartmouth, Salcombe and Dartmoor
  12. Well....the goingson at my home town club have been astonishing Talk about pantomime Our Torquay forum is a buzz! What a season, I've lost count of how many chairman and managers we have had...ending with the inevitable relegation I think we are down to 4 contracted players at the moment! None of the fans wanted Leroy back, because of how he treated us those last few months he was here the last time. (though i will always have a soft spot for him because he took us up to league one) People here rekon that Leroy knew he wouldnt be our new manager, but agreed to say he was,as a favour to Mike Bateson to help force the hand of the consortium to renew their bid. ( previous bid being turned down by Mike B.)The consortium seems just what we need at Torquay, comprised of local business people who support the club, led by local soliciter Chris Boyce, who's father was a previous TUFC chairman. It was no secret that should the consortium be successful in their bid then they would reinstate Colin Lee as coach/director of football. We'll probably never know the truth, but the press interview Leroy gave to announce him as our new boss was very odd, it was like he was acting! Anyhow, hopefully things will finally start to look up for Torquay now!
  13. Bon Voyage Bobby. We will be expecting some good Greek jokes from you when you return!
  14. Aw poor you, you're not having much fun Hope you feel better soon and get back to normal xx
  15. Guilty not really bloody annoying She loves the attention from me tbh Awwww you're her lobster!!!! Don't know about Lobster but I'm always putting the nip on her for my legover Wacky's subtle legover tactics
  16. Why? Does it work for mr toonraider? Never tried, but maybes when he's asleep one night, I'll give it a go
  17. Guilty not really bloody annoying She loves the attention from me tbh Awwww you're her lobster!!!!
  18. "Your tits look lush. Are they real?" Thanks muchley, and yes they are!!! Shh...they'll all want to see them now more chance of us winning a trophy than that!!! If we won something would you get them out TR, I'm sure there'd be quite a bit of interest I'll be 70 with tits hanging to my knees by then! interest would be scarce, infact it would be downright sick
  19. Of course, that's what they're there for isn't it? self obssessed with your tackle tbh Do you all shave your hair off to make your manhood look larger?
  20. "Your tits look lush. Are they real?" Thanks muchley, and yes they are!!! Shh...they'll all want to see them now more chance of us winning a trophy than that!!!
  21. Just to get it over with. Can we see them? What's it like having breasts? Do you find yourself often distracted by them when you walk past a mirror naked? How long do you play with them for? And one for the intellectuals on here: It must be great havin tits anarl? 1.NO 2.How I feel about having breasts can vary greatly, if i want to jog or run for instance theyre a right pain in the arse, I can never find a dress that fits properly, they are painful and heavy before a period, i worry about breast cancer and scare myself silly thinking I've found a lump etc etc. but at times I love them, I love the effect they have on men if im honest and I dont mean by that, that I show mine off in any way, but I just smile to myself at how silly men can behave over a pair of tits (Its amazing how helpful a man can be when confronted by them) 3. No, i dont get distracted by them ever, they are just there....I mean, do you guys get distracted by your balls when you walk past a mirror?? 4. I dont play with them, I leave that to hubby! Unless i play with them for him of course, thats different *splurt*
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