Toonraider

"Your tits look lush. Are they real?" Thanks muchley, and yes they are!!!

Just to get it over with. Can we see them? What's it like having breasts? Do you find yourself often distracted by them when you walk past a mirror naked? How long do you play with them for? And one for the intellectuals on here: It must be great havin tits anarl? 1.NO 2.How I feel about having breasts can vary greatly, if i want to jog or run for instance theyre a right pain in the arse, I can never find a dress that fits properly, they are painful and heavy before a period, i worry about breast cancer and scare myself silly thinking I've found a lump etc etc. but at times I love them, I love the effect they have on men if im honest and I dont mean by that, that I show mine off in any way, but I just smile to myself at how silly men can behave over a pair of tits (Its amazing how helpful a man can be when confronted by them) 3. No, i dont get distracted by them ever, they are just there....I mean, do you guys get distracted by your balls when you walk past a mirror?? 4. I dont play with them, I leave that to hubby! Unless i play with them for him of course, thats different

I see no problem with being asked questions about my breasts. I rekon most girls wouldnt mind if you asked nicely, I'd rather that than have them stared at

I just felt uninspired and disapointed when Roeder was appointed, you just knew he wasnt man enough for the job, but a very decent person I rekon. But when Souness was given the job i was really pissed off, cant stand the man.

I shall watch that after animal farm at 9

very good!

YESSSS Very happy. I just have a feeling that for once we have got it right, though I also have this horrible little nagging feeling that we will be doing very well with Sam a year or two down the line and England will call It would be just our luck

Cheeky fecker I was I hadnt succumbed to opening this thread now, I had successfully side stepped it several times too Its so depressing getting old, and far worse for a woman than a man too I remember being 21 like it was yersterday, its true when us oldies say the years just fly by they really do go past quicker the older you get!! Have to say though, I've never known so many young'uns on one forum before The worst thing about getting old is becoming inarticulate and over relying on smilies I reckon. Check out a Radgi Friday post for instance. Fuck off!! I like my smileys And were you implying I'm becoming inarticulate? Or Radgi ? Cos Im definitely not and in Radgi's case I'm sure its only after a drinking session! Rents !!! And you are quite correct young TR me lady We should start a new thread titled, 'How young are you? Ah well Radgi, although we are now inarticulate at least we arent sarky and pedantic like some of the youngsters

Cheeky fecker I was I hadnt succumbed to opening this thread now, I had successfully side stepped it several times too Its so depressing getting old, and far worse for a woman than a man too I remember being 21 like it was yersterday, its true when us oldies say the years just fly by they really do go past quicker the older you get!! Have to say though, I've never known so many young'uns on one forum before The worst thing about getting old is becoming inarticulate and over relying on smilies I reckon. Check out a Radgi Friday post for instance. Fuck off!! I like my smileys And were you implying I'm becoming inarticulate? Or Radgi ? Cos Im definitely not and in Radgi's case I'm sure its only after a drinking session!

Well I'm chuffed to bits, that was well worth getting up at 1pm for...and made the more enjoyable by watching FF grimacing and pulling faces while he looked on (anyone know how he did it)? I rekon he's lost some weight too. Anyhow, back to Sam, for the first time in absolutely ages I feel optimistic, I just knew GS and GR wouldnt work out but I have a gut feeling Sam really is the answer--given the time to do it. I like his confidence and the fact he will take no shit, he's good at handling the media too and has an air of assurance I like. Thank god he mentioned addressing our injury problems, people talk about this endlessly but no one ever did anything. Sam seems very ambitious too, another plus for us I hope Sam gives the whole club a really good shake up and brings in some cleaner, fresher air there.

C*** (always hated that C word) and another 'C' word I'm really disliking at present is Conference

Cheeky fecker I was I hadnt succumbed to opening this thread now, I had successfully side stepped it several times too Its so depressing getting old, and far worse for a woman than a man too I remember being 21 like it was yersterday, its true when us oldies say the years just fly by they really do go past quicker the older you get!! Have to say though, I've never known so many young'uns on one forum before

Wanting to lose some weight and more importantly exercise my heart and get fitter, I recently bought a Lateral Thigh Trainer. Before you take the piss, when I saw this advertised on late night shopping TV, I too thought it was just a typical American gimicky thing But my friend bought one and was well impressed with it, so I got one, (not for the £90 on the TV but i found it for £28 online) Have to say its really good, you can adjust the level of resistance on the pedals to make it harder to step or for a slower tougher workout. The good thing is my heart rate very quickly accelerates as if I was running up a steep hill! I walk alot but it never increases my heart rate unless i charge up steep hills so although all the walking is good for circulation and general well-being, this is better for my heart and burning fat, plus i can do it for 10-15mins or so a few times a day when I please, normally whilst watching TV. It has a counter which tells you your steps per minutes used and how many calories you've burnt. (although I'm sceptical about that part, as surely this would vary greatly per person, depending on your metabolism) Anyhow, at least Im getting alittle more exercise daily which is important. I have a mountain bike which is great except Torquay is built on 7 hills and its such hard work I get put off, plus i get saddle sore Im not on a diet as such (hate that word) but im trying to eat more healthily, plenty of fresh fruit and veggies, cereals and smaller portion meals, little and often is good!

All I can say about Glenn is from MY own impressions I'd say he was a decent honorable man without a malicious bone in his body, and I've always been a very good judge of character, not been wrong on anyone yet! You can tell he's the decent type, he may be incredibly dull, perhaps weak though. Infact I've never been very keen on him, but I still maintain he's a 'good' person and not a snake in the grass like alot of people in football (or any business) these days!

By giving us our worst ever Premiership season? By giving us our worst home run in nearly 60 years? On what evidence is he a top man by the way? Jesus Christ man, Gol. You know what she means. He took us to 7th that season. Fair play to him. He seems like a very nice bloke, hence the 'top man' bit. I'm fucking over the moon at the minute. So happy when I found out he'd went Thanks skol, im sure Gol knew what I meant too, but he seems to like nit picking anything I ever say! You'd have to be from another planet not to be able to work out that Glenn is a really decent bloke. I wish him well. I did know what you meant yes, and I disagree with it. Grow up. Grow up??? Hey, at my age thats quite a compliment. Its not the fact you disagree Gol, its how you said it! As skol and Mark noticed, you were being deliberately pedantic, you knew what I meant.....Glenn is a good kind of person. I shant reply anymore because its just not that important, just read back at how you sound Gol and you think about being less deliberately disagreeable!

By giving us our worst ever Premiership season? By giving us our worst home run in nearly 60 years? On what evidence is he a top man by the way? Jesus Christ man, Gol. You know what she means. He took us to 7th that season. Fair play to him. He seems like a very nice bloke, hence the 'top man' bit. I'm fucking over the moon at the minute. So happy when I found out he'd went Thanks skol, im sure Gol knew what I meant too, but he seems to like nit picking anything I ever say! You'd have to be from another planet not to be able to work out that Glenn is a really decent bloke. I wish him well.

I've just heard this sad news I've had 5live on a fair bit today, but didnt hear this reported at all. It does put things into perspective, absolutely gutted, poor Sir Bobby, he's had more than a person should have to deal with, lets hope he can fight it again. But sadly I just think this time is once too much

NO way, not Sven please. Anyone rather than him, I dont really rate him, he made some god awful decisions as England boss, plus he's a greedy twat who wouldnt really care about our club. I'd much rather big Sam, I like Houillier too, but not sure his health would hold up to this job.

Just got home from a race meeting. couldnt believe it when I heard the breaking news on 5live I'd put radio on in the van to see how Arse v Chelski was going. Same happened when Sir Bobby got the push, that day was a bank holiday and we were on our way to a race track, couldnt help thinking today, 'hereeeee we go again!! Will we ever be a settled team with a manager we can respect? Will we ever have continuity at our club? I know Glenn had to go but lets hope to god this time we get the right person for the job, not just someone who happens to be available, we really are a laughing stock Anyway, I'd say thanks Glenn for getting us out of Souness's shit and best of luck for the future, a top man but alittle out of his depth.

Yes its impossible, I've just realised I forgot meenzer, jimbo and skol Thats it, i give up....you're all great!

Theres only about four but they are 'proper' militant lesbians

well......you just cant beat Days of Thunder

hubby and son are currently watching Talladega nights, .its so bad I thought I'd come online instead!

I suppose i'll choose the people who seem to be on here the most or that I have an occassional chuckle with. But for the most part I cant seem to differentiate between any of you very well, you are all of a muchness! In no particular order craig catmag alex snakey leazesmag SSH gina gemmill mags happy face EDIT Bugger it im having 12....i like PP and SWL very much too!

What's the banana for, potassium? I've been finding Magnesium helps with the more psychological(?) aspects of a hangover. Yeah, we lose potassium when we drink alot, thats what makes us feel ill, the banana helps to restore the balance.