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Keegler is the new Benitez!

Great bit of business if we replace him, which shouldn't be hard to do.

£12m! It's a joke, but I like it! Even the Milner fanboys at .com should be pleased with that. Just goes to show how ridiculously overrated English players are.

£10m.

.com have added another ten updates on their take on the Milner situation, ridiculous.

Seems unfair to associate Owen with those 3 when he's always performed when able to play. As I said: NUFC.com will go into mourning if he is sold. They really do wank themselves silly over Milner. All the time. They probably wouldn't even comment at all if it was a different player handing in a transfer request. EDIT: They're right about Smith, Barton and Duff, mind.

So much for him being a model pro. NUFC.com to declare three days of mourning.

Has signed for Milan. Clearly not good enough for us.

What was Martins' problem? Let's hope it's nothing serious, we can't rely on Owen to stay fit and Viduka probably can't be arsed to declare himself fit for another few weeks yet. Let's not even mention Smith.

Great result, performance left a lot to be desired though. Good to see Owen scoring. Spurs.

Senderos is a decent player. I would be happy if we got him.

I was told the other day that he was voted Serie A's biggest flop last season...

You only made two points there but they're both bollocks. The run of games never happened - you said it was on the left of a middle three originally by the way. And I no longer rate Smith although before he came I thought he was a canny player. Nice try though. you rated smith, so you lose I don't want to get involved, but that's a valid point the Doctor is making.

The pictures in this thread.

He grafts as well though. Great to have an attacking winger but if he's a passenger when you lose possession it puts pressure on your full-back. Not with this fella though. It was great to see him track back at every opportunity, but his attacking qualities will turn out to be more important. We've had plenty of grafters over the last few years, it's pace and creativity that we've been missing.

Keegan today looked so much better than he did last spring.

Brilliant! Gutierrez was ridicilously good.

Mañana - Interruptions. Highly recommended.

Well done Federer!

Spurs.

Shame, solid player.

What a load of shit. High-speed internal e-mail? Does she even know what she's talking about?

He's just a poor version of: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpHLEm9-0bg...feature=related

Let's not jinx this lads, he hasn't signed for Everton yet. A good friend of mine is an exiled Evertonian, I almost feel sorry for him! They're getting a poor excuse of a footballer, but at least it should please the "At least he gets stuck in" contingent that every fan base seems to have...