Bombadil

Best tennis player ever.

New Order - Get Ready.

To be fair, they have improved greatly in the last couple of years. I couldn't be bothered watching streams until recently, but I've seen quite a few games on streams this season and the quality was mostly decent. The only downside is that the majority have Chinese commentary and they're usually up to five minutes behind the real action.

I agree the whole thing is a joke and Roeder talking to the Chronicle about it makes it even worse, but I honestly don't think people in Holland would necessarily recognise him. I know no-one in Switzerland would. We may be a high-profile club, but Roeder certainly isn't a high-profile manager, which, incidentally, may be one of the reasons for Roeder not getting the players he wanted in the summer. The post about him looking like your average maths teacher was spot on, too!

Bowyer. Babayaro and Carr from the current lot.

You can add me to the list, what's wrong with this one?

Jesus, that's sick. I've always thought that killing yourself in front of other people, e.g. by jumping in front of a packed train full of commuters or something to that effect, is the ultimate act of egoism. If you want to commit suicide, at least don't drag other people into it.

If there were 160 English players playing in the Premier League now, he would still only have a pool of around 40 players to choose from, because the other 120 wouldn't be any better.

And Leazes is always right.

I had my worst kebab of my life in Bristol.

"They will go through bone like butter!" Seriously though, that's an awful story.

Young players like N'Zogbia are bound to go through poor spells - it happens all the time. The worrying thing is that because of the injuries we have, we're forced to play him anyway.

It's not that Babayaro isn't a better full-back than Ramage, he is. Ramage is a rotten full-back. Doesn't mean that Babayaro is good enough though, and more importantly, he only decides to play when he feels like it.

Not the photo I was on about but the right dress, the angle of the photo I saw was a lot more favourable to the open minge position, get searching you liitle porn fiend. I've got a gaggle of African immigrants around my computer in the library now all chanting at the prospect of more Britney minge shots. Frankly I fear for my safety if I/you don't deliver!!!!!

"Scrapbook"

It's not just that Bramble is infuriatingly inconsistent, he's also quite injury-prone. And unfortunately, his injuries always come when he's in the middle of one of his "good" runs.

I'm not unsure about it at all, I want Shepherd and his cronies to fuck off at the earliest possible opportunity. Let's face it, should we ever have any success under Shepherd (which I doubt), it would come thanks to a huge stroke of luck and not because a club of Newcastle's size is run like it should be - professionally from top to bottom. I hope the current hierarchy take the money that is on the table and take their pathetic parochialism and narrow mindsets with them.

Yasmine Bleeth? Used to be my favourite too. I could never see the attraction with Pamela.

I always liked Shearer. I also liked Marco van Basten, Roberto Baggio and Franco Baresi.

Bad news for us!

To be honest, I find the sight of old people needlessly getting in everyone's way during rush time a lot more annoying. Old people should be legally forced to do their shopping in the afternoon.

I'd play Carr and rest Solano or whoever would play in his position.