NJS

Are there any Sheff Utd players who can assume the Clive Mendonca boyhood fan and destroyer role?

It really pissed me off when Derby ruined the Mackems' place in football infamy by breaking the record the cunts themselves had had the decency to teduce further and I for one would relish them having the opportunity to reclaim their accolade.

Cunt already booked for diving tries to get someone sent off by play-acting. Football is appalling.

Just tell them a visiting team are staying there and I'm sure they'll find a crew of scum to knock it down for nowt.

If we finish second we aren't second best. Illiterate cockney wanker.

They've now lost a sizeable proportion of the immigrant vote (imagine being told you've done incalcuable harm to the country) as well as "progressives" in the cities. They could reduce immigration to zero and reform would start selling repatriation so they won't retain the racist pensioners. They won't get away with as many "guilt trips" for former Labour voters and won't have the simplistic anti-tory vote to the same extent. As it stands they're beyond fucked with no ideas beyond locking in the same shite we've had since 2010 at least. It's fucking hilarious.

Protocol applied for the Arsenal game?

Second back off.

Scouse scum.

I think we can forgive the nerves - we'll get better at this though.

I think Arsenal will be wound up to fuck to beat us - that could work very well in our favour but I think this "beaten them 3 times" narrative is a bit overly optimistic for me.

It certainly has its roots in the human sacrifice rituals of other civilisations - it fits in with JC's own supposed "sacrifice" for us. (That's in reply to Renton's canniibal post not religious art)

I was talking about this at the weekend with my lass and we agreed that the "democracy" of the conclave is good in principle but they probably spoil it by saying they pray for guidance and the decision is God's will. I still think transubstantiation is the most batshit belief across any religion - including the nonsense in Scientology.

Bridget and Nandy for the chop allegedly.

Mike Peters out of The Alarm - cancer finally got him. RIP.

Red shirt var decision.

Don't forget the populations of Ireland, Norway and Singapore.

Despite a couple, I think Isak has looked slightly off it when it comes to his finishing in the last 3 or 4 games. I'm hoping he has a couple of ridiculous performances in him in the remaining games

Palace suicide.

Fucking West Ham. Would love to have seen Spurs and Man U third and fourth bottom.

Not sure about the pen (but it makes up for the appalling keeper one). I remember playing these in 2001 when we had an outside shot at the league and we were drawing 2-2 late on and we got a shocking pen given for us and I remember saying maybe it was destiny but Shearer missed. Almost expected a repeat but thankfully not.

Var is pointless if they can't intervene in shit like that.

Also shows the notion that "establishment" agents like the FBI or any police/armed forces would prevent the worst excesses of fascism by refusing to enact potentially illegal orders is bollocks.

Back at work yesterday and okay for the Ipswich game according to Waugh/Caulkin.