NJS

They missed some good chances but so did we,

Last time around I think people were 50/50 between Dusseldorf and Cologne (we were in Cologne) and travelled in. My ex-boss was married to a lass from Leverkusen and he described it as a bit industrial - probably something like Boro or Consett pre-closedown.

So who was in charge when they backdated a rule change to exempt Man Utd and Liverpool for a blatant breach over Tevez and Mascherano?

Sky were showing the first season pf Peacemaker in the run-up to showing the second and I caught a couple of minutes of a couple of episodes which caught my eye so I've now watched the first 5 episodes and it's mental (in a good way). It's stupid and funny but a bit dark as well. Brainless fun.

I think they've waived the specific deal as okay in return for dropping the case. Referring to the rules as valid and binding means any other deal will be scrutinised fully.

Anyone who thinks Man City are not one of the cunts fucking us over should read that and wake the fuck up.

First thing to notice is that "South Shields" is below Newcastle - obviously, stupidly wrong.

It's also almost certain he was the person who suggested the Associated Party rules after our takeover, the twat.

She's not very leftish but she also isn't one of the clique. Pesky democracy voted position.

Cracking goal.

It'll probably come out eventually that the story was leaked by McSweeny's right wing cabal. Milliband will be next I'm guessing.

Sadly everyone on here knows what highly trained idiots are and probably knows ten of them (at least).

Looks like a grown up Will from The Inbetweeners.

They've announced the new CEO.

There should be a bot that responds to any post with "classy" or "ethical" in it with just two words "Adam Johnson".

Not sure of the exact time lines but the first thing Eddie said about Ekitike was that he wanted him to play with Isak - I think in fact thats what made them go slightly more public with their intentions to follow up on the tapping up. Maybe we could've sold him if we'd been graciously allowed to sign Ekitike. (I still think they only signed Ekitike to out-cunt themselves)

So yet again a deal has failed to be registered in time but a "deal sheet has been submitted" means it will be allowed because of who it benefits. Cunts.

Hopefully the career ending injury happens next week playing for Sweden so he never actually pulls on a red shirt,

I was happy for him to stay and trusted Eddie on this but after the statement and then the refusal to reconsider after the Rueben peace talks I gave up on him completely. Still think we should have put incoming first though. I hope they have another big Nick rabbit to pull out of the hat,

Yes, but his reaction if they don't bid would be fantastic.

I remember Berbatov and Arshavin being allowed to sign with late paperwork because the buyers happen to play in red.

We could just sign that Beier (if he's any good - anyone know?)

I've seen a couple of references from scouse vermin saying they helped with Woltermade - does anyone have a clue what the claim is?

Did they really expect not to get hammered off Arsenal?

I was thinking what their reaction would've been if Kroos had said what he did about them - a city drowned in jizz came to mind. Now I'm just waiting for one of them to suggest writing to Kroos and begging him to watch "the better NE option".