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Ankle issue for Hall - to see a specialist apparently.

It might be true about City but Real being all anti-creative accounting still stinks.

7 minutes when the cunts don't need a fucking goal.

It'll probably end in tears but I think we've done alright...

I know it's an anarchic suggestion which might be painful but maybe we dropped off because Forest are a decent team who upped their game.

I hadn't heard about this - I used to use calibre years ago when I had some torrented books but to be honest I only read on my kindle or phone now anyway so downloading them seems pointless - unless as you say you intend to move to another reader.

I thought he must have been fouled for the winner at first view which would have been funny knowing it counted but then it turned out he was just hilariously shit instead.

I saw the capacity (52,888) and couldn't help thinking if they were sort of channelling Bob Murray with a "couple of hundred seats more than SJP" decision. Scouse Mackems indeed.

Incidentally does anyone want to join my conspiracy club where our match at West Ham was moved to the Monday night by Sky after realising the scouse cunts were in CL action on the Wednesday? I know it was announced before the second leg but I still smell a phone call from Liverpool to Sky - a call with the stench of burnt out cars and too many drugs.

In 1998 I was in New York a few weeks before the world cup in France and we went to see an MLS game (though I'm not sure that's what it was at that stage) in the NY Giants stadium. It was a canny night out with the football obviously being shite but I overheard two blokes talking and one was trying to explain to the other how big the world cup was and he just wouldn't have it. The lad mentioned a TV audience of 2bn and the other replied but that's more than the superbowl - that's impossible. Yanks - nice but dumb since 1776 (and probably before).

Without sounding like a Mackem and his multiplier, I've read that there were 22k NUFC fans there. RIP John Tudor - scorer of the first goals I saw line.

McGinn is such a horrible dirty little cunt.

Fucking brilliant.

No var to save the scouse cunts. Interesting.

They mentioned in the commentary that they have a new ground planned so I'm guessing that one will be allowed to fall to bits.

No, she's a veterinwry nurse and surgery manager in Holland Park. I've never been to the museum - we had an Xmas do in the restaurant in the actual Holland Park a few years which was posh as fuck as you'd imagine.

That's where my lass works - half her customers are rich and or famous and half are tramps from the Shepherds Bush side of the road. Guess which half have trouble paying their bills?

It's an eyesore - and a constant reminder of what happened. They should have demolished it and made a memorial years ago.

"No disrespect to Noocarsel* is the new "I'm not racist but... " (I'm assuming he says that, I'm not listening to the brain dead mess).

Keegan is a God amongst men to me but he didn't have a plan like last night's in him - can't help thinking it would have been a glorious failure.

A few times last night, especially in the first half, I did find myself thinking "He's back".

They were still wandering around answering questions after it so unless it was a workmate they hated I presume no deaths. Power restored at 05:47 - nearly 9 hours loss.

Fucking power cut here. My breakers partially tripped this afternoon but it was then fine then went again about half six. I got a text saying it was a local fault they were working on. Now it's gone completely after a loud bang where they were working a few houses away and we've been told it'll be a few hours. Twats.

If it is a new ground then on the bright side and assuming the council is helpful, if it goes to the government all we have to do is sprinkle the application with the word "growth" and Reeves will force whoever's notionally responsible to okay it in nanoseconds.

Mildly posh "I'm intelligent, me" Mackem.