NJS

I know people might not like Pardew but this despicable cunt - really? N-O reads like the disabled people/faith healer shit never happened.

The thing I hate about Arsenal is that they were first "tourist" club - I remember at Highbury for a night game (I think it was a 0-3) and them taking a corner at the north bank and the whole end lit up as about a third of the cunts took photos - the Fast Show Modern Football Arsenal fan was absolutely fucking spot on.

I did honestly mean sad in the proper sense rather than the modern "lame" sense.

Another one tonight (2 hours to get home) - how sad must they be to do it on Valentine's day?

When I got my first pay packet I went straight to Fenwicks and bought a fuck off technics amp which delighted the neighbours. I still have it in a box in the garage and won't ever get rid of it for sad nostalgia's sake.

Should include the manc cunts. I always find a place for forest as well.

I know its human nature to project your problems onto everyone but I caught a bloke on tv this morning stating it was a crisis for the entire uk and didnt we know people's lived had been destroyed. While I have a bit of sympathy for them I dont remember much uk team spirit from the people of the sw or the Thames valley when the bitch was destroying lives in the NE.

That Nina Conti's another one I cant stand - I don't like ventriloquists in general but she's ubershit imo.

I watched an episode the other day, it wasn't till I hit the info button near the end I saw it was suppoed to be a comedy and not just a "shit drama". No womder you don't like The Big Bang Theory.

Working from home - and its supposedly a reward for my "efforts" in 2013.

Being honest the only reason it bothered me today is its bonus notification day - now I sound like an even bigger cunt

Easier on the tube but CCTV might be an issue - maybe if you moved from doing radios to monotoring video for the Met you could sell your services for the old "looped nowt happening" trick.

I like her on QI - same goes for Ronni Ancona aho's about as far from the grey area as you can get as far as I'm concerned.

You'd be surprised how limited the suicide windows are - it does seem as if they single out peak times.

Working from home today after an abortive atempt to catch non-existent trains fucked by another suicide. I do honestly try and have sympathy but after a "free" weekend why did they wait until Monday ruch hour to go for it?

I've never thought Mock the week was "boyish" - as others have said the problem is they keep getting shit female comics on it. PC shit like this also means years more of Miranda.

Might have said before but one of the angriest moments of my life was the morning after Lawson intoduced the 40% rate and the BBC had a nurse whose pay had gone up by about £2 and a Financial Advisor who'd gained 80k the latter of whom had absolutely no problem "justifying" why he deserved it and the nurse didn't. I've never understood why none of the TV crew just stopped and chinned the piece of human excrement to death.

I did find the idea of "proper" actors doing proper porn intriguing but 4.5 hour cuts with body doubles makes it lose its appeal.

Well Renton reckons we can all afford chauffeurs anyway Johnson's obvious dream is driverless trains and it would at least be honest of him to say so. I'd also say if you wanted to get into an argument over salary "worth" then you're on a loser anyway because modern society only sees money generation above all else.

Webb is such a big teams' bitch.

I got Zack De La Rocha out of RATM Fuck you!

Could be overheating/fan failure -check the cpu temp.

What - not even the soft cunt's bit that wasn't the corner or the scoreboard? - that was quite posh.

Last time I was up The County was still mainly a red & white haunt but the manager was a hard little bastard of a Leeds fan who took no shit from the cunts.

It never really bothered me to be honest - they weren't "real" mackems to me and it meant even as kids we had rivalry which I think was better than a completely isolated relationship which was/is the case for kids in either city. I haven't been back for quite a while but what used to annoy me was if you went down king st how many workers were actual mackems -as if there wasn't enough locals looking for jobs.