Ugly Mackems

All the Toon exclusives (Owen signs etc.) are timed to 'break' when Jim White does his stint (or so I've been told anyway) So he must be pally with the Toon hierarchy.

Delete cookie - restart computer - sign up again. But for the fucking life of me I don't know why you registered in the first place.

Drop me the PM then!

Curbishly could be on the move sooner rather than later.

Get your finger out Fred!

You would've thought the greedy old twats wallet would have cushioned him from serious damage in a collision.

Never mind having campaigns for German mananagers we should launch a campaign to get Bellamy back. Mismanagement is the ruination of the Club. As long as Shepherd sits in his position of power we'll always sell the Bellamys and buy the Boumsongs.

Of course he is. 118311[/snapback] Im on the phone to him now. He said he seen you today waving your shoes at the match. ..oh, and that you're a bellend. 118312[/snapback] French and an idiot eh? Ask him to get his pet lip off and accept his French mate is fucking useless. 118318[/snapback] "Tell UM I'll meet him at Tiger Tiger 5pm tommorow night for a shoeing." 118319[/snapback] I'll send my sister.

Of course he is. 118311[/snapback] Im on the phone to him now. He said he seen you today waving your shoes at the match. ..oh, and that you're a bellend. 118312[/snapback] French and an idiot eh? Ask him to get his pet lip off and accept his French mate is fucking useless.

Of course he is.

2 tickets to see next Mondays mackem mission? I'll be there but would likely pay handsomely over the odds if I was stuck.

Done nothing when it really mattered though.

Is 'online' down? I get a blank page and can't see how the zanies are reacting.

Taylor27 gave us 30 good reasons why Souness is a good manager - about 2 weeks before he realised he was a bad manager.

A good investment would be to sell a £6m striker for £3.5m and then watch him outscore our 3 strikers (individually slaughtered, collectively matched bar 2/3 goals) while firing a nonentity of a Premier League team to just about certain UEFA Cup qualification and a chance of Champions League with his 2 pearlers today taking his tally to 16. I fucking hope Souness meets a painful end!

You just want the wank material for yourself

Aye, I know you did!

cunts

I couldn't find me medical jawnal to cheque thow.

Out for the rest of the season with Psiatica (caused by hamstring injuries) Yes, let's have him back.

When Henry fucks off they'll struggle to fill it.

It looks awesome.

Something nasty happened tonight but don't know what. Horrific injury I would think.

I've battered it worse than one of Mary Chipperfields chimps. The slimy lying little bastard eh?