Gemmill 34442 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 If I recall correctly, you befriended some men in the corner Bobby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34442 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 By the way, Patrokles, was this a cry-for-help thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 By the way, Patrokles, was this a cry-for-help thread? soooo helpful if it was ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6302 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 ".....don't whatever you do, strike a match!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Mam, Your bottle of whisky in the cupboard is actually tea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6302 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Dear Mam.... You know you said you'd kill me if I ever got blood on the carpet again?? .......there's no need Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 0 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 (edited) Could just leave a song instead... Mama, I just killed a man Put a gun against his head Pulled my trigger, now he's dead Mama, life had just begun But now I've gone and thrown it all away Mama oo-oo-oo-ooh! Didnt mean to make you cry If I'm not back again this time tomorrow Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters Too late, my time has come, Sends shivers down my spine Bodys aching all the time Goodbye everybody - I've got to go Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth Mama oo-oo-oo-ooh (any way the wind blows) I don't want to die I sometimes wish Id never been born at all I see a little silhouetto of a man Scaramouche, scaramouche will you do the fandango? Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening me! Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, Galileo Galileo, Figaro Magnifico-o-o-o-o! But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me He's just a poor boy from a poor family Spare him his life from this monstrosity Easy come easy go, will you let me go? Bismillah! No, we will not let you go! Let him go! Bismillah! We will not let you go! Let him go! Bismillah! We will not let you go! Let me go! Will not let you go - let me go! Will not let you go -let me go! No,no,no,no,no,no,no!! O Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go! Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me! So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye? So you think you can love me and leave me to die? Oh baby, can't do this to me baby! Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here Nothing really matters, Anyone can see, Nothing really matters Nothing really matters to me! Any way the wind blows.... Edited April 27, 2007 by GeordieMessiah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 "I hope the ropes short enough otherwise this is going to be a complete waste of paper" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 'I hope you weren't planning to take a bath tonight.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 "See, I told you I would. It's all YOUR FAULT" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 "Ha. I win, you owe me a tenner." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 "P'tang, Yang, Kipperbang" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 "Murder!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 "I had to kill myself so that the Mob Boss I owe money to wouldn't hurt my family, the £5 million is buried in theeeeeeeurrrrrgh......" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34442 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 "POP!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 'First one to find me gets the inheritance' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 "POP!" Git Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 "About to go for a drive with the lass. Don't wait up." I just wouldn't kill myself tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 'I hope you weren't planning to take a bath tonight.' "I hope you werent planning on using the toaster tonight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 "About to go for a drive with the lass. Don't wait up." I just wouldn't kill myself tbh. me neither let some fucker else take the blame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 'I hope you weren't planning to take a bath tonight.' "I hope you werent planning on using the toaster tonight" 'PS I payed the window cleaner' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34442 Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 Has anyone seen Patrokles around since this thread started? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 0 Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 Has anyone seen Patrokles around since this thread started? I was just thinking the same thing. In case we've all effectively been dancing on his grave, I'd like to be the first smug bastard to say that I always liked the guy, really - and that none of this was meant to be insulting, just that it was fun to "play" with one of the forum's more eccentric characters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 Tell you what though, his note will be the funniest the plod have ever read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 Tell you what though, his note will be the funniest the plod have ever read. Theres a song in there somewhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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