Baggio 0 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 He apparently has turned round and said its a misunderstanding - aye righto - more like he read the bbc gossip and thought fuk it i'm off to juve or seville so i'm not running me nads off for this lot - then upon speaking to his agent who informed him it was bollocksand the only person to express an interest is harry redknapp ( as he does for every single player in the world) he shat himself and started to lik arse He was linked with Juventus on monday wasn't he?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norbert Colon 0 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 (edited) Saturday morning - but please bear in mind this was only a tongue in cheek observation concerning these events Edited May 16, 2007 by Norbert Colon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baggio 0 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 (edited) Saturday morning Here's BBC's gossip column from saturday, it's not in there... http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=13543 Edited May 16, 2007 by Baggio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norbert Colon 0 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 (edited) I stand corrected - please refer to my previous post although there was a mention of him to valencia in the gossip on the 3rd of may Edited May 16, 2007 by Norbert Colon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26746 Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 Missing again, Vogts has requested an audience with the pope in an effort to resolve the problem. OBAFEMI MARTINS has gone AWOL again and this time the Nigerian Football Association are on the verge of demanding action from Newcastle United. Martins was issued with an ultimatum from Super Eagles coach Berti Vogts last week. He was ordered to turn up for a training camp by the weekend or risk losing his international place. Ahead of last night's friendly with Kenya in Nairobi, the Newcastle forward was still ignoring his country's demands, so Vogts is planning for African Nations Cup qualifiers without him. But the Nigerians are not completely happy with Newcastle's involvement, and they will make contact in the coming days after becoming frustrated with the Magpies' star for the second time inside a few months. "We organised this friendly match mainly for the England-based players and the local players to keep them in shape as their league ended early. But Martins for two, three weeks has not played football and he is not here," said Vogts, whose side play Uganda on June 2 in an important qualifier. Martins infuriated the Africans when he failed to turn up for a February friendly with Ghana at Brentford. The 22-year-old has been playing truant with national team officials. His plane ticket was sent to Newcastle, only for the player to call to say he was in Italy receiving treatment from Inter Milan doctors. But since being asked by the NFA for a referral letter from Newcastle illustrating that he has been given permission to receive treatment outside the North-East he has refrained from making contact with Vogts and his staff. By the time his ticket was re-routed to Italy, he was no longer there, and despite being in the Nigerian capital Lagos he has remained incommunicado. "Can you ask him why he has been in Lagos since and has not reported to camp?" said Vogts, who is looking for some clarity from St James' Park about Martins' injury. "We know that the FIFA rules say players should be in camp five days before a match, but this is a player that has been released by his club since and he has been in Lagos when he should be in camp." This latest controversy will annoy Newcastle officials, who may accept this summer that if the right offer arrives then Martins could be offloaded. Juventus are known to be interested in taking him back to Serie A. New Newcastle boss Sam Allardyce, who could try to lure David Beckham on loan when LA Galaxy's season has ended in October, has cash to spend. And, despite the imminent battle for power on Tyneside between chairman Freddy Shepherd and the club's largest share holder Mike Ashley, who will meet this week, he will still be given the funding to recruit. Bagging around £12m for Martins would benefit Allardyce, who has also not given up hope of retaining the services of Michael Owen. Owen made his England return in the win over Albania at Turf Moor on Friday night and, although showing a lack of sharpness, clubmate Steven Taylor is no doubt about the striker's worth. It is expected Owen will start against Brazil on Friday and be part of Steve McClaren's side, also including Beckham, which tries to secure a victory in Estonia. "It was great to see Michael get through the 90 minutes," said Taylor. "If he could have scored it would have topped things off, but I have absolutely no doubt that the goals will come. "He's looked strong in training ever since he's come back, but this week with England was probably the sharpest that I've ever seen him. He's probably better now that any other time that I've played with him, and Newcastle will reap the benefit." Taylor, who played for England B on Friday, feels that sharing the same training ground with the likes of Owen is aiding his development into an international defender. "Training with the likes of Michael Owen every day can only bring me on," said the 21-year-old, who will this summer be playing for the Under-21s in the European Championships. "International football is a different game because you're playing against the best players from all over the world. I think I'm used to the Premiership now, but all of this is something new and I'm sure I'll improve even more from it." Allardyce has been alerted to the news that West Ham's Nigel Reo Koker has submitted a transfer request at Upton Park and the Newcastle boss could be about to make a move for the Hammers' midfielder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 I hope he does lose his international place, that'll mean we don't lose him in January for the African Nations cup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6321 Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 I used to think the 'Where's Wally' books were harmless, but what the fuck is that bloke doing to the kid to the left of the shooting alley? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 I used to think the 'Where's Wally' books were harmless, but what the fuck is that bloke doing to the kid to the left of the shooting alley? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 I used to think the 'Where's Wally' books were harmless, but what the fuck is that bloke doing to the kid to the left of the shooting alley? ...and that clown in the bottom left looks like he's taking a humungous dump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2bias 3 Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 great little puzzle. martins will stay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheInspiration 1 Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 still don't quite get why it's the club's fault. He went AWOL from Newcastle a couple of weeks ago after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skhwoody 0 Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 i am rather hoping that sam will sort this sort of mentality out, and if needed get shut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted May 28, 2007 Author Share Posted May 28, 2007 Waste of energy with this type of mentality,he'll never change and you'll always get bother when he doesnt get his own way. Get rid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheInspiration 1 Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 Is it mean or do African players go AWOL far more than in any other continent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 Waste of energy with this type of mentality,he'll never change and you'll always get bother when he doesnt get his own way. Get rid! He got a constructive season out of Anelka and Diouf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noelie 103 Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 He was spotted by a caller on the three two leg ends today fleeing Newcastle in a black Lambourgini, the ungrateful bastard. Mr.Renton, I have it on good authority that he has a mam & dad so calling him a bastard is not appropriate, perhaps prick, asshole, or waster would be better suited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 NEWCASTLE star Obafemi Martins has gone AWOL for a third time this season. Nigeria boss Berti Vogts is fuming after Martins failed to show for Sunday’s friendly in Kenya. But the £10million striker claims he was stuck in Milan because he did not have the correct visa. Instead of flying direct to Kenya, Martins went to Italy for treatment and planned to link up with the squad via Amsterdam. Martins, 22, said: “I expected a visa in Nairobi but the airline officials would not let me board the plane from Milan. “They told me I risk deportation in Amsterdam for not having a Kenya visa. It’s really frustrating.” Martins is already on a final warning from the Super Eagles after missing a game in February. And he angered Toon team-mates by refusing to travel to Watford earlier this month, claming injury. Nigeria face Uganda in a vital African Nations Cup qualifier on Saturday. And former Scotland boss Vogts rapped: “I want to know why he isn’t here.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombadil 0 Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 (edited) And former Scotland boss Vogts rapped: “I vant to know vhy he isn’t here!!” Brock is a twat!. EDIT: Edited May 29, 2007 by Bombadil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 He was spotted by a caller on the three two leg ends today fleeing Newcastle in a black Lambourgini, the ungrateful bastard. Mr.Renton, I have it on good authority that he has a mam & dad so calling him a bastard is not appropriate, perhaps prick, asshole, or waster would be better suited. Added to the fact that its a black Ferrari and the stories looking even more like a load of shite, oh that and the fact the Ferrari is still in the garage (admittedly, probably not in the same pristine condition it was yesterday, see the Orange Festival thread ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 He was spotted by a caller on the three two leg ends today fleeing Newcastle in a black Lambourgini, the ungrateful bastard. Mr.Renton, I have it on good authority that he has a mam & dad so calling him a bastard is not appropriate, perhaps prick, asshole, or waster would be better suited. 'Bastard' means illegitmate child so unless you have a copy of Mr and Mrs Martins' marriage certificate then the insult stands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 8 Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 McCarthy gone AWOL as well. all though he has not played for south Africa for about 15months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 And former Scotland boss Vogts rapped: “I vant to know vhy he isn’t here!!” Brock is a twat!. EDIT: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted June 6, 2007 Author Share Posted June 6, 2007 Has he been found yet then? Never heard anything from him about why he done what he did etc? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 8 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Has he been found yet then? Never heard anything from him about why he done what he did etc? Think he was a used sub for Nigeria this week? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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