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Used to be prone to them on busses, always just before your stop. Being a shorts wearer and in a suit it was always glaringly obvious.

 

Actually happened the other day in a motorway services while I was queuing for a coffee :lol: trying to readjust myself through me pocket so wasnt as obvious. Im sure someone gave me a wide berth when they noticed :)

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I used to occasionally get them on the school bus when I was younger and the hormones were raging, it wasn't too noticeable until I had to stand up and get off, those school trousers didn't hide much.

 

I had the same for some reason. Was fooking weird - lucky I had a long coat :lol:

 

It's the vibration of the bus.

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Remember getting one once during a swimming lesson cos I had the hots for the teacher - now THAT was embarrassing! :)

 

For you AND Mr. Crabtree!

 

:lol: Was waiting for that one....

 

She was definitely female - had fucking huge tits too!

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Doesn't the Fish get them whenever Cath is around? :lol:

Well it's only polite.

 

I used to get them on the bus too, but the last time I got one it was at work and more to do with the excellent view of stockings and suspenders worn by my bosses secretary than anything else.

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I used to occasionally get them on the school bus when I was younger and the hormones were raging, it wasn't too noticeable until I had to stand up and get off, those school trousers didn't hide much.

 

I had the same for some reason. Was fooking weird - lucky I had a long coat :lol:

 

It's the vibration of the bus.

 

But why only just as I was about to get off? Seems mad! It's as if it knew

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I used to occasionally get them on the school bus when I was younger and the hormones were raging, it wasn't too noticeable until I had to stand up and get off, those school trousers didn't hide much.

 

I had the same for some reason. Was fooking weird - lucky I had a long coat :lol:

 

It's the vibration of the bus.

 

But why only just as I was about to get off? Seems mad! It's as if it knew

 

Aye, the bus knows, so shakes more vigorously when it's near your stop.

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I used to occasionally get them on the school bus when I was younger and the hormones were raging, it wasn't too noticeable until I had to stand up and get off, those school trousers didn't hide much.

 

I had the same for some reason. Was fooking weird - lucky I had a long coat :lol:

 

It's the vibration of the bus.

 

But why only just as I was about to get off? Seems mad! It's as if it knew

 

Aye, the bus knows, so shakes more vigorously when it's near your stop.

 

That's what I thought :):good: As I said lucky I had my coat in the winter, in the summer was more of a hands in pockets job.

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I used to occasionally get them on the school bus when I was younger and the hormones were raging, it wasn't too noticeable until I had to stand up and get off, those school trousers didn't hide much.

 

I had the same for some reason. Was fooking weird - lucky I had a long coat :lol:

 

It's the vibration of the bus.

 

But why only just as I was about to get off? Seems mad! It's as if it knew

 

Aye, the bus knows, so shakes more vigorously when it's near your stop.

 

That's what I thought :):good: As I said lucky I had my coat in the winter, in the summer was more of a hands in pockets job.

 

I should think so too, shame to waste a perfectly good lob-on.

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I used to occasionally get them on the school bus when I was younger and the hormones were raging, it wasn't too noticeable until I had to stand up and get off, those school trousers didn't hide much.

 

I had the same for some reason. Was fooking weird - lucky I had a long coat :lol:

 

It's the vibration of the bus.

 

But why only just as I was about to get off? Seems mad! It's as if it knew

 

Aye, the bus knows, so shakes more vigorously when it's near your stop.

 

That's what I thought :):good: As I said lucky I had my coat in the winter, in the summer was more of a hands in pockets job.

 

I should think so too, shame to waste a perfectly good lob-on.

 

Ten a penny when you're a teen. Now however........

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I remember being asked by mates (when i was a youngen like) to go upto that shop on the top floor of the greenmarket,that sold the electronic stuff,and ask for a constant horn.

 

Excuse me,do you have a constant horn :lol:

 

Reminds me of when I was an apprentice and was told to ask the storeman for a long weight....

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I remember being asked by mates (when i was a youngen like) to go upto that shop on the top floor of the greenmarket,that sold the electronic stuff,and ask for a constant horn.

 

Excuse me,do you have a constant horn :lol:

 

Reminds me of when I was an apprentice and was told to ask the storeman for a long weight....

 

I have occasionally asked students to go to a ward and ask for a eustachian tube or some purkinje fibres. Crazy medical humour eh? :)

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