The Fish 9018 Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Got a long standing bet that if ever my mate watches an episode and nobody cries, I'll give her £100. If someone blubs, she buys me a pint the next time she sees me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 People who break up the Friday before Christmas and have a fortnight off!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26489 Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26983 Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 People who break up the Friday before Christmas and have a fortnight off!!!! Break up whenever you want you hungry bastard, you're virtually self employed aren't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38847 Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Break up whenever you want you hungry bastard, you're virtually self employed aren't you? Life's tough on the Buttered Bread Line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26983 Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Must be saving up for some more treats at Manfat hall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14070 Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 The news media. People know it's raining where it's raining; they have windows and/or their kitchens are flooded. For the rest of us, telling us it's raining from inside a studio will suffice. There's really no need to actually drown reporters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9018 Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 The news media. People know it's raining where it's raining; they have windows and/or their kitchens are flooded. For the rest of us, telling us it's raining from inside a studio will suffice. There's really no need to actually drown reporters. Some part of you must enjoy the pointlessness of it all. I imagine the conversation that must precede each outing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26983 Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Caught a bit of the news this morning on the BBC where this idiot..... .....and this idiot..... .....were reviewing the papers with a financial bloke with specs and red braces. They spoke about a few headlines before mentioning The Mirror's story about new de-classified government papers concerning Margaret Thatcher around the time of the Miners strike and her attitude towards Mandela. When I say they mentioned The Mirror's story, the thing they excitedly talked about was her 118 visits to the Hairdressers as also mentioned in the story. FFS. (And this is our flagship, non-Murdoch news dept as well). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 When you crack open an egg and there's little blood bits in or cloudy white bits. Minging Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9018 Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 (edited) When you crack open an egg and there's little blood bits in or cloudy white bits. Minging Well stop chomping on other species' periods then Edited January 3, 2014 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38847 Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Well stop chomping on other species' periods thenWith growing horror, CT googles " where eggs come from"....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonamental 0 Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 With growing horror, CT googles " where eggs come from"....... Like that'll ever happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 With growing horror, CT googles " where eggs come from"....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38847 Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Like that'll ever happen. Good point. http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Do+eggs+come+from+Chicken+vaginas%3F Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWalrus 0 Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Chickens don't have a vagina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9018 Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Chickens don't have a vagina. Oh really? Then where, pray tell, have I been sticking my cock? Huh? tell me that Mr "I know about all the animal vaginas" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Oh really? Then where, pray tell, have I been sticking my cock? It's called a cloaca. You've been bumming them too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9018 Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 It's called a cloaca. You've been bumming them too. Toofer? Bon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38847 Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Who the fuck came up with "cloaca"? What kind of legacy is that? " What's that kids? Did your biologist Great Grandfather discover any animals? Errr...... no. We .....We don't speak about him. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9018 Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Who the fuck came up with "cloaca"? What kind of legacy is that? " What's that kids? Did your biologist Great Grandfather discover any animals? Errr...... no. We .....We don't speak about him. " Isn't that the plastic conker-replacement thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38847 Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Bionic testes? What in the name of Chicken minge are you on about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9018 Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Clackers. I was thinking about clackers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38847 Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Kinky bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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