Scottish Mag 3 Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Glasgow Mag was doing this for people in here before he had to disapear once more. Whilst i think Peasepud was meant to be continuing it one why don`t we keep it in one thread and you can fill the blanks in yourself... Real first name: Nickname: Age: Occupation: Location: Language(s) spoken? Avatart - why? Previous avatarts? Tell us when you first joined the boards? Board highlights? Board lowlights? What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Pets? I play a bit like.... Football heroes? Football villains? Best advice given? Ideal partner? Ideal dinner date? Ideal meal? Can you cook? Current wheels? Biggest influence? TV programmes? Burger and chips or fish and chips? Chinese or indian? What do you order? Favourite tunes? Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Favourite film? If I won a million pounds.... Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? Ever suspended/expelled from school? Favourite insult? Not a lot of people know that...... Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? How many pairs of shoes do you own? I'm obsessed with..... In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 ive already done mine and i havent got an avatart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Real first name: James Nickname: Jimbo Age: 31 Occupation: Electrical Engineer Location: Lowestoft Language(s) spoken? English (badly) Avatart - why? Bouncy tits ! Previous avatarts? Burt Reynolds, Djibril Cisse Tell us when you first joined the boards? 2003 ??? Board highlights? Hughesie's abortion Board lowlights? Nisse What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Sperm donor Pets? None I play a bit like.... Douglas Bader Football heroes? Gazza, Marco Van Basten, Gary Lineker, Peter Beardsley, Chris Waddle Football villains? Graeme Souness, Robbie Savage, Eric Cantona, Fergie. Best advice given? "if you don't f*ck them, someone else will" Ideal partner? Kelly Brook Ideal dinner date? Bill Hicks Ideal meal? Chinese Can you cook? barely Current wheels? Toyota Estima Lucida TD 4X4 8 Seater Japanese edition Biggest influence? My brother in law TV programmes? Father Ted, CSI, Blackadder II, American Chopper, Mythbusters. Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish and chips, Skate or Plaice ! Chinese or indian? What do you order? Chinese: Aromatic Crispy duck with hoi-sin sauce. Favourite tunes? U2, INXS, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, Creed, Coldplay Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Jodie Marsh ( hers are real ) George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Neither Favourite film? Pulp Fiction If I won a million pounds.... I'd be as reckless and irresposible as I am with money now ! Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 5 years old, dads home brew wine. Ever suspended/expelled from school? Nearly susspended for assualt, Head teacher was a magistrate, I owe her big time. Favourite insult? do you f*ck ? yeah ? good, f*ck off ! Not a lot of people know that...... I can't swim. Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? £110, dodgy leather jacket How many pairs of shoes do you own? 5 I'm obsessed with..... Masturbating In 5 years time, I hope to be.... still masturbating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3978 Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 (edited) Real first name: Neil Nickname: None Age: 41 Occupation: Software Developer Location: Chelmsford (S. Shields originally) Language(s) spoken? Sanddancer, schoolboy french and spanish Avatat - why? Fantastic Band Previous avatars? Used to have Julie Benz (Darla in Angel and Buffy) Tell us when you first joined the boards? xmas last but one Board highlights? general sharing of pleasure when we win Board lowlights? Too much anti-Souness for me. What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? - God knows Pets? - Don't see the point though I've sort of adopted next door's cat in that it greets me. I play a bit like.... Paul Goddard Football heroes? Beardsley, Varadi, Cole, Anderson, Wharton, Sir Les Football villains? Steve Foster, Kenny Burns, Carlton Palmer Best advice given? Family and friends above all else Ideal partner? Abbey off ER Ideal dinner date? Germaine Greer would be interesting Ideal meal? Mam's rabbit pie Can you cook? Not really - microwave man Current wheels? VW VR6 Biggest influence? Dad TV programmes? Babylon 5, Angel, Buffy, Simpsons Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish Chinese or indian? What do you order? Indian - Jalfrezi/ chinese - duck (prefer the former) Favourite tunes? Mayonaise by Pumpkins, Fields of Fire by Big Country Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? - Don't know what they look like George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? - acting wise Clooney. Favourite film? Dogma or Blade Runner If I won a million pounds.... I'd visit every country on the planet Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 15/16 - McKewans Best Scotch. Ever suspended/expelled from school? No - swot Favourite insult? the C word with relish (also favourite compliment) Not a lot of people know that......I hate christmas Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? Armani winter coat in Rome - £350 How many pairs of shoes do you own? 5 or 6 including trainers I'm obsessed with.....Arguing In 5 years time, I hope to be....back in contracting making loads Edited September 20, 2005 by NJS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 The Members. I really should remember their best known music but I am soooo tired I cannot, for the life of me, recall what it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3978 Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 The Members. I really should remember their best known music but I am soooo tired I cannot, for the life of me, recall what it is. 36215[/snapback] Sound of the suburbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thompson 0 Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Real first name: Chris Nickname: 'Tommo' Age: 17 Occupation: Student/Part time assistant in Patrick Kluiverts favourite bakers - Not bad dosh for someone my age, anyway! Location: Monkseaton Language(s) spoken? English and can say 'Bonjour' Avatar - why? Ramones, quality band Previous avatars? Klunk from catch the Pigeon in a NUFC shirt. A piss-take of the clockwork orange film poster with Klunks face super imposed on. Klunk as an astronaught landing on the moon. Klunk as Muhammed Ali. Klunk as JFK's killer as he is shot. Tell us when you first joined the boards? Summer of 2002 i think (the old toontastic) Board highlights? Arguments galore Board lowlights? Dunno! What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Fuck all Pets? Derg I play a bit like.... Zidane Football heroes? Peter Beardsley, Alan Shearer, Les Ferdinand to name a few. Football villains? El Hadje Diouf (buck toothed little cunt) Best advice given? 'You'll never lorn if ye divnt ask' Ideal partner? Anyone with a wazzle pair of jugs (copyright Eddie Hitler) Ideal dinner date? Fuck knas, aslong as its with a nice girly ! Ideal meal? Chinkys Can you cook? Abit, beans on toast etc Current wheels? The Metro Biggest influence? Graeme Souness TV programmes? Nowt much at the moment, the last series i got into was 'Extras'. But from bygone years, 'Dennis Pennis' and a loadof other comedies. Burger and chips or fish and chips? the latter Chinese or indian? What do you order? the former. Deep Fried Crispy Chicken, like. Favourite tunes? Ramones, Oasis, Offspring, Some of The Libertines (aye, Doherty is a wanker), abit of trance - lets just say i have i wide range of musical taste! Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Titmuss George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Gemmil Favourite film? Hmmm, where to start? Trainspotting, Leon, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dergs, Clockwork Orange, etc. If I won a million pounds.... I'd get mine and me mates season tickets for the rest of their lives, never work and buy a big hoose and plenty of booze Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 15, fosters Ever suspended/expelled from school? Nope Favourite insult? Fuck off Not a lot of people know that...... Im cool Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? £80 - Stone Island Jacket (ebay) How many pairs of shoes do you own? 3 I'm obsessed with..... Newcastle United In 5 years time, I hope to be.... In a cushty job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Real first name: Gavin Nickname: n/a (unless you count Gav/Gaviniho/Gavinda) Age: 34 Occupation: Dispensing Optician Location: Redcar Language(s) spoken? English, could get by with French Avatar - why? Look at their happy little faces Previous avatars? On this board the boiler one and the channel 4 ‘Bring it on’ W.G Grace character Tell us when you first joined the boards? I was a lurker until LuaLua scored against us whilst on loan. I was so angry. Board highlights? ‘that’s quite a range’ Board lowlights? Felt a bit uncomfortable with the board split. What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? I’d be a waster. Pets? None at the moment. I like dogs but cats are better. I play a bit like.... I used to be a reasonable 5-a-side goalie. As an outfielder I’m dreadful. Football heroes? Keegan, Beardsley, Cole, Sir Les, Batty. Got a soft spot for Acuna for some reason. Football villains? C.Ronaldo, Keane, most people associated with ManU Best advice given? Carpe Diem Ideal partner? The Mrs Ideal dinner date? Nigella Lawson although I’d like to enjoy the company of Jeremy Clarkson or Stephen Fry too. Ideal meal? At the moment: steak and chips. (with peas and onion rings) Can you cook? No, but I can heat things up Current wheels? Audi A3 TV programmes? Not big TV viewer: The Office, Scrubs, Top Gear. I’m more of a radio man. Burger and chips or fish and chips? Cod ‘n’ chips. In Whitby Chinese or indian? What do you order? Thai red curry or lamb rogan josh Favourite tunes? NewOrder, Oasis, Coldplay Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Abi George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? George Favourite film? The Score If I won a million pounds.... Buy a new house. Then from what was left, invest half and squander half. Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? Lager as a kid some New Years. Thought it was vile! Ever suspended/expelled from school? Not even a detention (well, maybe one or two) Favourite insult? I used to like ‘he/she looks like they’ve been set on fire and put out with a golf club’ Now I’m more likely to mutter something like ‘imbecile’ under my breath. Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? Couple of hundred on a coat. How many pairs of shoes do you own? Three pairs of shoes, three pairs of trainers and a pair of slippers. I'm obsessed with..... large breasts In 5 years time, I hope to be.... still here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Real first name: Darren Nickname: Sima Age: 25 Occupation: Credit Controller Location: Newcastle Language(s) spoken? English Avatart - why? ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD!!!! Previous avatarts? Sufjan Stevens, Go! Team Tell us when you first joined the boards? Jan 2004? Board highlights? UM Board lowlights? None What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? IT probably Pets? 2 dogs I play a bit like....Jan Molby Football heroes? Peter Beardsley, David Kelly Football villains? Dennis Wise, Jody Morris Best advice given? If you wouldn't do it while people are watching, it's wrong Ideal partner? Natalie Portman Ideal dinner date? Stephen Fry Ideal meal? Lobster Can you cook? Sort of Current wheels? Golf Biggest influence? My Dad TV programmes? 24, 6FU, Lost Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish & Chips Chinese or indian? What do you order? Indian Favourite tunes? Sufjan Stevens, Go! Team, Gorillaz Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Neither George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Brad Favourite film? Life Aquatic atm If I won a million pounds....I'd blow it on a drink and drugs binge Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 13, Carling Black Label Ever suspended/expelled from school? Put on report a few times Favourite insult? Beck off. Not a lot of people know that......I'm not an alias Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? £120 How many pairs of shoes do you own? 6 I'm obsessed with.....Getting away with doing as little as possible In 5 years time, I hope to be....on aforementiond binge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 (edited) Name: Neil Age: 28 Occupation: work in a labarotory Location: Newcastle Language(s) spoken? English Avatart - why? Love futurama Previous avatarts? Papa Laz pic to match my name Tell us when you first joined the boards? God knows Board highlights? When its at its funniest Board lowlights? Some of the cocks who've been on (technically the other board) What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Watching TV alot! Pets? None I play a bit like.... Michael Cane in Escape To Victory Football heroes? Beardo, Shearer Football villains? manu, arse and their fans Best advice given? Still waiting for some Ideal partner? Marge Simpson Ideal dinner date? Ricky Gervais Ideal meal? Indian Can you cook? Can i bollocks! Current wheels? None Biggest influence? Gandalf TV programmes? Family Guy, Father Ted, Blackadder, Futurama, Alan Partridge, Buffy/Angel, Frasier, Red Dwarf, Friends, Phoenix Nights, The Office, Scrubs, Seinfeld, Fast Show...i should prob stop now Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish & Chips Chinese or indian? What do you order? love both, order varies Favourite tunes? way too many to list Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Abi as Jodi seems the most annoying of the two George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Both seem like canny blokes to be honest Favourite film? LOTR trilogy If I won a million pounds.... Quit work that very second Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? tried stuff as a kid, properly drunk when pretty young Ever suspended/expelled from school? Never Favourite insult? Dn't have one Not a lot of people know that...... I'm Graeme Souness' lovechild Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? Not much, can't be arsed with all that How many pairs of shoes do you own? One pair of shoes, one pair of trainers I'm obsessed with..... Comedy TV/VIDEO/DVD In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Less depressed with life in general! Edited September 20, 2005 by Papa Lazaru Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattM4 0 Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 I'll go then >>>> Real first name: Matthew Nickname: Matt, or M4 i guess even though I'm the only who ever uses it Age: twenty two Occupation: student, doing a european business course between Bordeaux and Portsmouth Location: Bordeaux, France Language(s) spoken? English, French, Spanish Avatart - why? Never had a fixed one before, but think I gave found a winner here. I really like this bloody one, I think it's very cool. Previous avatarts? loads. Nothing specific though Tell us when you first joined the boards? first joined in July 2003, it was just as Toontastic Linuxdriven was becoming ToonChat. Board highlights? ummm, maybe the day Kluivert signed and the board crashed. Board lowlights? well they go together with Nufc's lowlights really so the Marseille semi What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? i'm a student so I don't do anything anyway! Pets? nope I play a bit like.... Shearer lol... i guess watching so many tapes of the man leaves a mark. Although i'm a defender and not as good in front of goal. I'm a good header of the ball, and have somewhat the same kind of body language. Football heroes? Shearer, Bobby Moore ... Football villains? Beckham, Maradona, DelPiero, Mihailovic, Vieira, Pires Best advice given? "Why do it now if you can do it later" Ideal partner? tall thin long brown hair, nice, funny and sweet. Ideal meal? Steak and chips with a glass of ice cold coke. Can you cook? no. yes, well pasta and rice. Current wheels? Peugeot 106 Biggest influence? my father TV programmes? into tv series a lot, so Office, Lost, the OC, South Park, Curb your Enthus... the list is long Burger and chips or fish and chips? burger Chinese or indian? What do you order? Indian Favourite tunes? Muse, Oasis, Starsailor, Queen ... Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Jodi Marsh George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? dunno ... pitt maybe Favourite film? Back to the Future If I won a million pounds.... would buy a house, a nice car, and live of the rest for ever and ever Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 16, i have no recolection of what it was though. Ever suspended/expelled from school? no, came close a few times though lol Favourite insult? fookin twat Not a lot of people know that...... had a good answer for this last time i filled it in ... but can't seem to remember now Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? 70 quid How many pairs of shoes do you own? 3 I'm obsessed with..... asian girls In 5 years time, I hope to be.... married and happy and rich as hell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Real first name: Ignatius Nickname: Ign Age: Just *cough* over 40 Occupation: International arms trader Location: N.Tyneside Language(s) spoken? English Avatart - why? Monkseaton Arms - I was weened on alchohol in that pub! Previous avatarts? Lord no, it took me long enough to get that one up! Tell us when you first joined the boards? A few months after the original Toontastic started. When was that, 3 years or so? Board highlights? Some of the one-liners are nothing short of brilliant imo, tbh! Board lowlights? Don't want to upset anyone so I'll just say nowt. What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Probably have been a world champ boxer, no doubt. Pets? No fuckin' chance! I play a bit like.... A Chelsea Pensioner Football heroes? Terry Hibbit. Tony Currie. Peter Beardsley. Football villains? Wise, Speedie, Savage. Best advice given? The late, great Bob Marley said: 'have no fear of atomic energy, as none of us can stop the time.' Ideal partner? For sex, Lara Rostron. Ideal dinner date? Victoria Wood Ideal meal? Indian Can you cook? Yes, reasonably well. I will turn my hand to anything and as long as I have a recipe, it usually (usually) goes well. Current wheels? Golf Biggest influence? Myself really. I cannot think of anyone who has influenced me to a great extent, although I do have a lot of my father's bad habits which I am trying desperately to overcome! TV programmes? Documentaries and Test match cricket (on terrestrial tv!!) - don't like missing a ball if I can help it. Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish and chips Chinese or indian? What do you order? Various - depends what mood I'm in. Usually order a pint of lager followed by numerous bacardi and cokes though! Favourite tunes? I have a fairly catholic taste these days.really. From punk to Dolly Parton believe it or not. Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Abi every time. That trog Marsh is an absolute hound. George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Pass, though I would let the missus have Pitt as a treat! Favourite film? Possibly Taxi Driver, possibly Blues Brothers, possibly Stand By Me If I won a million pounds.... Give it to the wife. Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? Apart from when I got sips from me dad, probably 13 or 14. Ever suspended/expelled from school? I'll leave that for another day! Favourite insult? Don't like insulting people at all. Usually exchange pleasantries with my daughter with 'Loser'. She responds likewise! Not a lot of people know that......R2D2 got his name from a section of film in the reel!!! Useless info, or what? Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? Probably a couple of hundred on a leather jacket, from what I can recall. How many pairs of shoes do you own? Four, though I LOVE shoes and really have to stop myself from buying them. I'm obsessed with..... A place for everything and everything in it's place!! In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Fit and well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Real first name: **** Nickname: N/A Age: 34 Occupation: Musician Location: Rural Northumberland Language(s) spoken? English, passable French, a bit of Spanish Avatart - why? Because she's lovely Previous avatarts? Brian Cant Tell us when you first joined the boards? 2 months ago Board highlights? Owen signing Board lowlights? Herd mentality What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Trying to get my job back Pets? 2 estranged cats I play a bit like.... John Frusciante (!) Football heroes? Maradona, Socrates, Gascoigne, Shearer, Schmichael Football villains? Diouf, Dyer, Ince Best advice given? Be yourself Ideal partner? My wife Ideal dinner date? My wife Ideal meal? My wife Can you cook? Yes Current wheels? Volvo Biggest influence? Freddie Mercury TV programmes? Extras, Question Time Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish and chips Chinese or indian? What do you order? Chinese: black bean chicken Favourite tunes? God only knows-Beach Boys, Queen, Beatles, Stevie Wonder Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Titmuss George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Pitt (for Seven) Favourite film? 12 Angry Men If I won a million pounds.... I'd be unbearable. I'd rather earn it. Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 13, Cinzano and beer mixed. I was sick as an owl Ever suspended/expelled from school? On report, but not suspended Favourite insult? You're a moron Not a lot of people know that......I used to live next to Jenny Agutter Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? £150 on a jacket How many pairs of shoes do you own? About a dozen I'm obsessed with..... Being a kid In 5 years time, I hope to be....A father with a healthy happy family Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 (edited) The Members. I really should remember their best known music but I am soooo tired I cannot, for the life of me, recall what it is. 36215[/snapback] Sound of the suburbs. 36223[/snapback] Ah, yes. 'they play so fast, they play out of tune and I... can't hear the words,' Edited September 20, 2005 by snakehips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8870 Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 I would post my answers, but unfortunately those I sent to Glasgow Mag aren't in my PM folder anymore. I am also to lazy to do it again... I think Peasepud got mine from Glasgow Mag, so he is free to post them for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14042 Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Real first name: Martin. Nickname: Don't really have one... Age: 26. Occupation: Freelance translator. Location: Hamburg, Germany. Language(s) spoken? English, German, rusty French, dodgy Swedish. Avatart - why? Alf Poier, Austrian surrealist and singer, cruelly robbed of victory at Eurovision 2003. Total legend. Previous avatarts? I know I had some sparkly rainbow versions of Sparks' various avatars for a while. Other than that, it's mostly been Alf, I think. Tell us when you first joined the boards? Mid-2003 as Meenzer, after an earlier (and mercifully brief) incarnation as the pitifully-named Jorman Geordie. Board highlights? The original waves of Medina-bashing. Board lowlights? Medina outstaying his welcome. What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Probably living as a hermit on the top of a mountain somewhere, sipping whisky and worrying the sheep. Pets? None, though I claim a part-share of the family cat back in Newcastle. I play a bit like.... Ali Dia. Football heroes? Keegan, Beardsley and Sir Les I suppose. Sentimental value. Football villains? The top-flight gayers who won't come out of the closet. Best advice given? All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Ideal partner? My current one. He'd slap me if I said anything else. Ideal dinner date? For the conversation? Someone like Stephen Fry or the late, great Douglas Adams I guess, though entertaining authors aren't automatically good at small talk... Ideal meal? A steady stream of Málaga-style tapas all night. Can you cook? Yeah, a bit. I can follow recipes and improvise a bit, which is all you need really. Current wheels? My monthly travel pass. Biggest influence? Various family friends when I was growing up, I s'pose... no one in particular. TV programmes? The Eurovision Song Contest. Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish and chips, definitely... can't get a decent battered cod over here... Chinese or indian? What do you order? Indian. Nothing challenging, maybe a lamb biryani. Favourite tunes? Wanky post-rock seems to be my plat du jour. Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Neither! George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Brad. Marginally better actor and more pleasing on the eye. Favourite film? Clerks If I won a million pounds.... I'd entertain wild dreams of travelling and living the high life, but probably end up just buying a nice house and settling down. Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? Occasional sips of wine and home-brew as a bairn, but didn't get properly drunk till I was 16. Beer at first, then developed a taste for whisky and ginger, of all things... Ever suspended/expelled from school? Nope... got into shit for co-writing offensive songs about a lass in our year, but the threat of action soon dissipated when the head confessed he thought they were funny. Favourite insult? "Bastard" à la Geordie. Straight to the point. Not a lot of people know that...... I went through a long and disappointingly mundane hetero phase. Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? 60 quid or thereabouts for a proper winter jacket last year. Fashion diva or what? How many pairs of shoes do you own? Three. I'm obsessed with..... The current boyf. In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Living with the aforementioned boyf... somewhere... doing something... ah, gawd knows really. That's what keeps life interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Real first name: Catherine Nickname: Cath, Katie Age: 30 Occupation: Anaesthetics/Recovery Nurse Location: Gateshead Language(s) spoken? English, passable French, fading Mancunian Avatart - why? Do you really have to ask? Previous avatarts? More of the same. Tell us when you first joined the boards? Nearly 3 years ago. Board highlights? Actually meeting some of the members and finding that they're not a bad bunch Board lowlights? The overuse of the c-word. What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? I'd be a travel writer Pets? An exiled cat - still in Manchester I play a bit like.... A girl Football heroes? Les Ferdinand, Gary Lineker, Alan Shearer Football villains? Dennis Wise, Robbie Savage, Stan Collymore. Best advice given? Every new day is a bonus - make the most of it. Ideal partner? Someone with intelligence, good-humour, good conversation and sensitivity. Ideal dinner date? The bloke above. Ideal meal? Anything with nice bread. Can you cook? Of course I can - I'm a girl! Current wheels? None. Biggest influence? My dad. TV programmes? There's nothing on telly I'd be gutted if I missed other than when we're playing football and I can't be at the game. Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish and chips Chinese or indian? What do you order? Either depending on what mood I'm, although I am partial to crispy duck and pancakes. Favourite tunes? Varies depending on my mood. If I had to choose one it would be In My Life by the Beatles Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Neither. Both look like they need a good wash. George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Where's the Johnny Depp option? Favourite film? Elf If I won a million pounds.... I'd travel. Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? From quite young when my parents would let us have wine and lemonade with Sunday lunch. Ever suspended/expelled from school? Never. I was far too much of a good Catholic girl Favourite insult? Too many Not a lot of people know that...... I auditioned to be on Blockbusters. Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? Probably about £150 on a cream suit for a wedding. How many pairs of shoes do you own? About 20. I was a late developer when it comes to buying shoes I'm obsessed with..... Many things! In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Content. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchard Chops 0 Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Glasgow Mag was doing this for people in here before he had to disapear once more. Whilst i think Peasepud was meant to be continuing it one why don`t we keep it in one thread and you can fill the blanks in yourself... Real first name: Nickname: Age: Occupation: Location: Language(s) spoken? Avatart - why? Previous avatarts? Tell us when you first joined the boards? Board highlights? Board lowlights? What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Pets? I play a bit like.... Football heroes? Football villains? Best advice given? Ideal partner? Ideal dinner date? Ideal meal? Can you cook? Current wheels? Biggest influence? TV programmes? Burger and chips or fish and chips? Chinese or indian? What do you order? Favourite tunes? Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Favourite film? If I won a million pounds.... Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? Ever suspended/expelled from school? Favourite insult? Not a lot of people know that...... Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? How many pairs of shoes do you own? I'm obsessed with..... In 5 years time, I hope to be.... 36190[/snapback] Jesus Wept tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Just make em up tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Real first name: Matthew Nickname: Briggs, Trotter, Briggzy, That pervert in the bushes Age: 17 Occupation: Stuuuuuudent! Location: Washingtoon Language(s) spoken? - English Avatart - why? Pink Floyd are the best band in the world and Roger Waters is the best bassist/songwriter in the world Previous avatarts? These include Dougal off Father Ted, Jeremy Kyle and various other Pink Floyd related ones. I don't think i've ever had an NUFC avatar :shock: Tell us when you first joined the boards? Gawd knows how long ago although I did reside under several other board names before I settled on Skol. These include 'Briggs' and 'Marcel the Mime'. Board highlights? Various Shorty and Medina versus the world arguments and the occasional fat ginger joke directed at Gemmill Board lowlights? None that I can think of What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Lazing about doing fuck all. Great life, eh Pets? None I play a bit like Robert Pires just that i'm not French, i'm not left footed and I harbour no footballing skill what so ever Football heroes? Shearer, Beardsley, Del Piero, Cole Football villains? Savage, Muscat, Cantona Best advice given? Always look before you sit down (espcially relevent when on a bus trip with a bunch on nudists) Ideal partner? Big tits, Nice arse, Big Tits and more big tits Ideal dinner date? Cath Ideal meal? Kebab Pizza Can you cook? Can I fuck! Current wheels? None Biggest influence? Drugs TV programmes? Top Gear, Krypton Factor, Crystal Maze Burger and chips or fish and chips? Burger and Chips Chinese or indian? What do you order? Indian Favourite tunes? Any good ol' Prog Rock! Pink Floyd, Sigur Ros, Mars Volta, Yes Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? If I had to choose i'd go for that fat nurse George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Brad Favourite film? Battle Royale/Pulp Fiction/Reservoir Dogs If I won a million pounds i'd throw the best party known to man then piss the rest away on travelling around the world Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 14, Lemon Alchopop IIRC Ever suspended/expelled from school? Never! I never even got detention Favourite insult? Cuntstack Not a lot of people know that underneath my ugly looks there is a hunk waiting to get out Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? About £60 on trainers How many pairs of shoes do you own? 3 I'm obsessed with Pink Floyd In 5 years time, I hope to be a journalist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Real first name: Chris Nickname: Grasshopper, Grifter Age: 25 Occupation: IT developer Location:Sooth Sheelds Language(s) spoken? Geordie Avatart - why? Respect Previous avatarts? Happy Face biccy corresponding with my name A wee spider crushing himself under a brick from Spirited Away as it's a gooood film. Tell us when you first joined the boards? Newcastle Online about 8 months ago (I think) Board highlights? I enjoyed waiting for confirmation of Solano coming back, but it has to be the suggestion (by SSR) that "I'd fuck Jesus, then Hitler. That way Adolf would get a jew's shit and blood up his arse." Board lowlights? None really since I avoid talking football on here if I can. What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Something equally boring Pets? No I play a bit like.... Peter Crouch Football heroes? Keegan, Bobby Robson, Laurent Robert Football villains? Graeme Souness Best advice given? "Get a job in a pub" Ideal partner? Female Ideal dinner date? Pauline Kael Ideal meal? Scrambled egg on toast, lots of butter Can you cook? Is eggs on toast cooking? Current wheels? K-Swiss Biggest influence? Stella Artois TV programmes? Seinfeld, Sopranos, Simpsons Burger and chips or fish and chips? F&C Chinese or indian? What do you order? both Favourite tunes? This is getting silly. How can I choose that? At the minute I'll say This Beard is for Siobhan - Devendra Banhart Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Titmuss George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Pitt Favourite film? Impossible. I'll choose Magnolia at random. If I won a million pounds.... I'd still be the same Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? is that the same question twice? Wouldn't have a clue when I had my first drink first time I was so drunk I threw up on my moithers rug was when I was 14. Ever suspended/expelled from school? No Favourite insult? Twat Not a lot of people know that......The second verse of the When the boat comes in starts... Thou shall have a 'tateyon a little platey Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? Dunno, probably £80 on Trainers How many pairs of shoes do you own? That I'd wear, 6. I'm obsessed with..... Nowt really. Without Films, Music and Football my life would be pretty empty though. In 5 years time, I hope to be....doing something more interesting with my Tuesday night than playing FIFA 2005, watching DVDs and answering the questions of strangers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheInspiration 1 Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Real first name: Phil Nickname: Erm, "Kelster" Age: Erm, still at school. Occupation: (above) Location: Canterbury, Kent Language(s) spoken? English, and French badly Avatart - why? Dunno, I don't find blank spaces that interesting either Previous avatarts? My history isn't too impressive Tell us when you first joined the boards? Dunno, saw a link somewhere and signed up when I was bored Board highlights? Nobody really cares tbh Board lowlights? Signing up and the fact I am still here to this day What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Nothing Pets? A black and white cat - he's a toon fan too - kind of I play a bit like.... Boumsong Football heroes? Shearer Football villains? Souness, unless he can turn our fortunes around... Best advice given? Get a haircut Ideal partner? Someone I won't get, sadly Ideal dinner date? Umm, just a nice girl would help Ideal meal? Just give me something Chinese, and uh, nice Can you cook? Erm, I can cook pizzas? Current wheels? My feet Biggest influence? Too original for that! TV programmes? Lost is probably my favourite, at the moment Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish and chips Chinese or indian? What do you order? Chinese, as stated above... Indian still good too Favourite tunes? Bah Bah Black Sheep, never fails to entertain Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Well, if I must decide.... neither George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Clooney Favourite film? LOTR trilogy probably If I won a million pounds.... I'd give a bit too charity, then use the rest to buy myself a life Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? No clue, years ago it was Ever suspended/expelled from school? Yeah, internally - slapped somebody in the face with a sponge cricket bat Favourite insult? Don't insult that much - too nice for that Not a lot of people know that...... I am quarter Chinese (along with quarters in Irish, Scottish and English) Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? Umm, about £25... How many pairs of shoes do you own? 3 or 4 I'm obsessed with..... worrying about my current state in life In 5 years time, I hope to be.... married, and rich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Real first name: Mark Nickname: Van Bommel Age: 17 Occupation: Student Location: Washington Language(s) spoken? - English Avatart - why? Don't have one, because I can't be arsed Previous avatarts? Andy Hunter, because he's ledge. Tell us when you first joined the boards? December 2003 Board highlights? None Board lowlights? None What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Don't have a job. Pets? None I play a bit like Laurent Robert Football heroes? Laurent Robert Football villains? None Best advice given? Can't think of any. Ideal partner? J'lo Ideal dinner date? Laurent Robert Ideal meal? Pasta and bolognese sauce Can you cook? Nah Current wheels? None Biggest influence? Laurent Robert TV programmes? Hollyoaks Burger and chips or fish and chips? Burger and Chips Chinese or indian? What do you order? Chinese Favourite tunes? Anything, bit of trance, Kelly Clarkson, some hip-hop Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Jodie George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Brad Favourite film? Pulp Fiction, Fast and the furious If I won a million pounds buy an Escalade and pimp it out. Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 12 some beer. Ever suspended/expelled from school? Nope Favourite insult? Fuck off Not a lot of people know that I like Backstreet Boys Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? 125 quid on an Armani Hoodie. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 7 I'm obsessed with Laurent Robert In 5 years time I will still be cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 slapped somebody in the face with a sponge cricket bat Oh, that made me laugh. Was it in a Vic and Bob stylee? And if you're still at school you definitely don't want to be married in 5 years time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Mark's Robert obsession is bordering on dangerous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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