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She's pissed off that she's you're going to your work do? Doesn't sound like she's changed too much.

 

Regardless you should've told that other bird to fuck off as soon as you got back with your bird.

 

 

Well not pissed off per say, more sulking. She said "Ill pick you up at midnight" WHAT? You will fucking not!

 

I did tell this las to fuck off, well not as many words like, but I told her not to contact me.

 

I am now thinking its not this lass. One text last night said "Ill meet you there tom night ;)" Now, only people at work know I am out tom night, Ive asked them and none of them have texted me, so who the fuck has?

 

I am fucking sick man, sick!

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She's pissed off that she's you're going to your work do? Doesn't sound like she's changed too much.

 

Regardless you should've told that other bird to fuck off as soon as you got back with your bird.

 

 

Well not pissed off per say, more sulking. She said "Ill pick you up at midnight" WHAT? You will fucking not!

 

I did tell this las to fuck off, well not as many words like, but I told her not to contact me.

 

I am now thinking its not this lass. One text last night said "Ill meet you there tom night ;)" Now, only people at work know I am out tom night, Ive asked them and none of them have texted me, so who the fuck has?

 

I am fucking sick man, sick!

and every fucker on here :aye:

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Wyki is blatantly Bio, it's the only explanation for all the confusion.

 

 

It's over to you Meenz!

 

What, like an Activia yoghurt?

What are you referring to there? ;)

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;)

 

Well, its deffo over this time. She came home from work last night and said "Were going to have to get rid of the house blah blah because youre clearly shagging someone"

 

I tried to explain but quite clearly nothing going in her small brain.

 

Fuck it, time to move on :aye:

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Sorry to hear that Wyk. You tried though eh?

 

Don't put that Elvis song on for fucks sake.

 

Get yerself some mistletoe and you may procure some fresh cameltoe. ;)

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Sorry to hear that Wyk. You tried though eh?

 

Don't put that Elvis song on for fucks sake.

 

Get yerself some mistletoe and you may procure some fresh cameltoe. ;)

 

Well Ive tried and I am not seeing it as a failure, its her loss IMO.

 

I dont like Elvis so its not going on lol

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Hehe well played Paddy son

 

Things went pear shaped again last night.

 

One of these birds I was texting before my gfirend and I split has been trying to contact me for a while, even after I told her I was wanting my gfriend back and when I did get back with her I told her not to contact me and leave me alone. She hasnt really done that and still tries to text me etc.

 

Anyways, things have been great between the gfriend and I and I knew it was going to take a while for her to get trust in me again. I didnt tell her about this girl contacting me because I didnt want her to get hurt.........bad move. Last night I was in the shower and the gfriend checked my phone, I dont have a problem with that as I dont have anything to hide now.....well, this girl texted me saying "Just leaving my XMas do off home to bed, wish it was with you baby" or something along them lines. My Gfriend hit the roof as you would expect.

 

Anyways I have tried to explain about this lass texting me etc but she isnt convinced. Shes took my phone off me again and really flipped out!

 

Fuck knows what to do now.

 

 

 

By the sounds of it you're not piss wise mate, letting your lass check and control your phone knowing fine well some other bint might text you. :aye:

 

Exactly ;) Things obviously arent hunky dory if shes reading your phone while youre in the shower. It seems to me you need to find a lass whos like her, just a little less mental

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;)

 

Well, its deffo over this time. She came home from work last night and said "Were going to have to get rid of the house blah blah because youre clearly shagging someone"

 

I tried to explain but quite clearly nothing going in her small brain.

 

Fuck it, time to move on :aye:

 

The XIth commandment, NEVER GO BACK. You have proved this twice already

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;)

 

Well, its deffo over this time. She came home from work last night and said "Were going to have to get rid of the house blah blah because youre clearly shagging someone"

 

I tried to explain but quite clearly nothing going in her small brain.

 

Fuck it, time to move on :aye:

 

The XIth commandment, NEVER GO BACK. You have proved this twice already

 

MVB managed it tbh.

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