Tom 3,135 Posted October 19, 2020 Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 We can’t defend and we can’t attack. Lord only knows about that bit in the middle. Link to post Share on other sites
thebrokendoll 752 Posted October 19, 2020 Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 7 minutes ago, Tom said: We can’t defend and we can’t attack. Lord only knows about that bit in the middle. I think bruce's bit in the middle is gorged, distended and extremely unpleasant to look at. it's also likely to feature quite prominently in a coroners report. Link to post Share on other sites
Sonatine 3,580 Posted October 19, 2020 Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 The only bit in the middle Brewcey is interested in is the bacon in his sandwich, fat cabbage headed twat. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
ewerk 6,495 Posted October 19, 2020 Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 Link to post Share on other sites
Ugly Mackems 51 Posted October 19, 2020 Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 6 hours ago, Alex said: Selected games. Link to post Share on other sites
ewerk 6,495 Posted October 19, 2020 Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 7 minutes ago, Ugly Mackems said: Selected games. Yes, only fair that we should look at the whole situation. 6 Link to post Share on other sites
thebrokendoll 752 Posted October 19, 2020 Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 14 minutes ago, Ugly Mackems said: Selected games. bruce is a morally bankrupt clueless fucking moron, matey. you're gonna have to come to terms with that. Link to post Share on other sites
Ugly Mackems 51 Posted October 19, 2020 Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 9 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: bruce is a morally bankrupt clueless fucking moron, matey. you're gonna have to come to terms with that. Trust me I'm as unimpressed as anyone else. Link to post Share on other sites
Alex 5,902 Posted October 19, 2020 Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 Got the manager you deserve tbh Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Gloom 3,068 Posted October 19, 2020 Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 Had to fix the mess left behind by Rafa tbf 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Ugly Mackems 51 Posted October 20, 2020 Report Share Posted October 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said: Had to fix the mess left behind by Rafa tbf Rafa bought some shit mind. Link to post Share on other sites
sammynb 447 Posted October 20, 2020 Report Share Posted October 20, 2020 24 minutes ago, Ugly Mackems said: Rafa bought some shit mind. Rafa was also given what? About 6.50 compared to the ridiculous amount of money the club has spent since they ushered him to the door. Being sensible, you can only buy what you can with the budget you are given. 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites
PaddockLad 2,775 Posted October 20, 2020 Report Share Posted October 20, 2020 5 hours ago, Ugly Mackems said: Rafa bought some shit mind. Joselu for 5 million v 40 million on Joelinton..... I hate to start the day with a moan mate but you’re a fuckin idiot Link to post Share on other sites
Alex 5,902 Posted October 20, 2020 Report Share Posted October 20, 2020 Every manager going buys some shit. There’s a lot less risk involved when you’re given the funds to buy tried and tested rather than having to take a punt on young and unproven players though. Benitez managed to improve most of the players who played under him though. Look at the money we got for Perez for example. Not just him though, Lascelles was being touted for silly money. He’s probably worth about 20% of what he was when Bruce inherited him. It says a lot about Bruce that he can’t even drill his defence well. That said, I reckon we’ll be ok again when you look at some of the sides in the division. He epitomises the Ashley era though, short-term, no real plan, no obvious playing style, just about make do and get another season’s worth of tv money. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Kid Dynamite 1,220 Posted October 20, 2020 Report Share Posted October 20, 2020 20 minutes ago, Alex said:That said, I reckon we’ll be ok again when you look at some of the sides in the division. He epitomises the Ashley era though, short-term, no real plan, no obvious playing style, just about make do and get another season’s worth of tv money. I'm not so sure. Fulham and West Brom look poor, but beyond that we are hoping that Burnley or Sheffield United (who both have better managers than us) have stinkers of a season. If ASM gets injured I wouldn't bet against us finishing rock bottom Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Gloom 3,068 Posted October 20, 2020 Report Share Posted October 20, 2020 I think we’ll be ok, based only on how lucky Bruce seems to be. I’ve never known a manager to pick up so many points from performances which haven’t deserved any Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Gloom 3,068 Posted October 20, 2020 Report Share Posted October 20, 2020 1 hour ago, PaddockLad said: Joselu for 5 million v 40 million on Joelinton..... I hate to start the day with a moan mate but you’re a fuckin idiot Joelinton is the worst transfer the club as ever made - and that’s saying something. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Alex 5,902 Posted October 20, 2020 Report Share Posted October 20, 2020 44 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said: I'm not so sure. Fulham and West Brom look poor, but beyond that we are hoping that Burnley or Sheffield United (who both have better managers than us) have stinkers of a season. If ASM gets injured I wouldn't bet against us finishing rock bottom Our decent start (points-wise at least), might be enough to make the difference. We’ve been statistically awful for the whole of Bruce’s tenure though and you’d think the apparent luck would even itself out sooner or later. I wouldn’t put a lot of money on it either way Link to post Share on other sites
Kevin Carr's Gloves 540 Posted October 20, 2020 Report Share Posted October 20, 2020 13 minutes ago, Alex said: Our decent start (points-wise at least), might be enough to make the difference. We’ve been statistically awful for the whole of Bruce’s tenure though and you’d think the apparent luck would even itself out sooner or later. I wouldn’t put a lot of money on it either way I think we'll be fine simply because the bottom three haven't got a hope. Link to post Share on other sites
canofbeans 23 Posted October 20, 2020 Report Share Posted October 20, 2020 Bruce is tactically inept, morally bankrupt, a cretin, and basically not fit for the role. with the team working properly we could get lower mid table (11th to 14th). with Bruce in charge we'll probably get relegated. even with the bottom 3 being absolute rubbish, he's absolutely capable of dragging us down to the championship. Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Gloom 3,068 Posted October 20, 2020 Report Share Posted October 20, 2020 (edited) with the players at his disposal, we should be comfortably in mid-table. he's got to stop pissing about with joelinton in the team and hendrick on the wing when there are a couple of high quality alternatives on the bench. it's hard to fathom what almiron has done to piss him off so much. he was our best player last season after ASM Edited October 20, 2020 by Dr Gloom Link to post Share on other sites
The Fish 813 Posted October 20, 2020 Report Share Posted October 20, 2020 If the stadium wasn't empty the atmosphere would be fucking toxic, doubt even that would get him out the door though. Bruce's job is safe as long as we're not looking likely to go down. Would love a journalist to really pull him up on the bullshit excuses we're hearing after every poor performance. The're simply no reason to play as badly as we are. We've got the players, arguably the best squad we've had since relegation. He inherited a good defensive team, he's got good attacking players in Wilson, ASM, Almiron, Fraser and yes, even Joelinton. I might be missing something, but it seems pretty straightforward to me. 4 at the back with Hayden ahead of him, no Shelvey, 5 from the other options. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
The Fish 813 Posted October 20, 2020 Report Share Posted October 20, 2020 7 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: with the players at his disposal, we should be comfortably in mid-table. he's got to stop pissibng about with joelinton in the team and hendrick on the wing when there are a couple of high quality alternatives on the bench. it's hard to fathom what almiron has done to piss him off so much. he was our best player last season after ASM Joelinton had his best game as a number 10. Either play him there, or bench him. Don't stick him on the wing where he's entirely ineffectual. Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Gloom 3,068 Posted October 20, 2020 Report Share Posted October 20, 2020 Just now, The Fish said: Joelinton had his best game as a number 10. Either play him there, or bench him. Don't stick him on the wing where he's entirely ineffectual. HE'S FUCKING GASH MAN 4 Link to post Share on other sites
The Fish 813 Posted October 20, 2020 Report Share Posted October 20, 2020 Just now, Dr Gloom said: HE'S FUCKING GASH MAN Reckon he'd be better under any other manager, but I'm not saying he's good. Link to post Share on other sites
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