Michael Jackson

[Brock Manson 0]

 

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[Acid 0]

Might have been stated earlier in the thread, but was watching You have been watching, the other night and it showed a news report by ITN comparing MJ's death to Lady Diana's.

 

Brilliance.

[Billy Castell 0]

I saw that too. It was unintentional TV gold that 'report', pure Day Today.

[Happy Face 29]

 

[Papa Lazaru 0]

 

 

Class! I remember many years ago i used to always watch his show called "Politically Incorrect" which was always good value, same idea of having a go at celebs and news stories with 3 or famous people as his guests arguing about the topics, i'm guessing that he's doing much the same there.

[Happy Face 29]

Class! I remember many years ago i used to always watch his show called "Politically Incorrect" which was always good value, same idea of having a go at celebs and news stories with 3 or famous people as his guests arguing about the topics, i'm guessing that he's doing much the same there.

 

Aye.

 

I remember Politically Incorrect. It got took off the air after Maher made criticisms of the American way of life following 9/11.

 

Thankfully HBO don't rely on their advertising paymasters like ABC did so he's able to say what he thinks...and he gets twice as long to do it.

 

The whole show is available as a podcast on Itunes. it's always good.

 

EDIT: he said "We have been the cowards, lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly".

Edited July 22, 2009 by Happy Face

[Tom 13861]

Michael Jackson's personal doctor has been identified as the target of a manslaughter investigation into the singer's death, US court papers say.

 

Dr Conrad Murray's medical clinic in Houston, Texas, and another site rented by him were searched on Wednesday.

 

Police have said previously that Dr Murray is not a suspect but the search warrant allowed the authorities to seek evidence of manslaughter.

 

The doctor was at Jackson's mansion and tried to revive him before he died.

[sniffer 0]

What's strange is that the medical clinic that Conrad has is in one of the worst areas in north west Houston. You make sure the windows are up and the doors are locked when you drive through in daylight. How the fuck MJ wound up with him as a doctor is beyond belief, unless of course, it was solely for unethical use of drugs. I heard he was on a retainer of 150K a month.

[Monkeys Fist 38779]

The spoon bender is spilling his guts on ITV on Sunday.

Didn't take long to cash in there mind Uri.

[Gemmill 34508]

The spoon bender is spilling his guts on ITV on Sunday.

Didn't take long to cash in there mind Uri.

 

Aye I saw the trailer. Weeping at the fact that no one has any reason to talk to him anymore basically.

 

He was on GMTV just now too, making an absolute bellend of himself, telling the same story that he's told on every interview since Jackson died:

 

"He was sitting on the sofa, and I said to him 'Michael.......Michael are you a lonely man?'. And he looked at me.....just stared at me for about 10 seconds, and then he said to me 'Uri Geller....I am a very lonely man.'"

 

Sounds like the banter between the two of them was fucking belting.

[Sonatine 10003]

You take his spoons away, he be cryin' like a baby. Muthafucking spoon lover!

[Gemmill 34508]

[Monkeys Fist 38779]

The spoon bender is spilling his guts on ITV on Sunday.

Didn't take long to cash in there mind Uri.

 

Aye I saw the trailer. Weeping at the fact that no one has any reason to talk to him anymore basically.

 

He was on GMTV just now too, making an absolute bellend of himself, telling the same story that he's told on every interview since Jackson died:

 

"He was sitting on the sofa, and I said to him 'Michael.......Michael are you a lonely man?'. And he looked at me.....just stared at me for about 10 seconds, and then he said to me 'Uri Geller....I am a very lonely man.'"

 

Sounds like the banter between the two of them was fucking belting.

Glad I didn't see this. I would've been forced to gouge my eyes out( probably with a spoon!).

[Tom 13861]

Bo Selecta back for Jackson show

Jackson was a regular character on Bo' Selecta Comedian Leigh Francis is to bring back Bo Selecta for a one-off Michael Jackson special, Channel 4 has said.

 

Bo Selecta Presents Cha'Mone: A Tribute to Michael Jackson will be a spoof "chronological look at Michael Jackson's life".

 

Francis will don rubber masks to portray Jackson as well as some of his friends - including Uri Geller and David Gest - for the one-hour special.

 

There will also be celebrity guests on the show, due to air on E4 this autumn.

 

"We're thrilled to have Leigh resurrect Bo Selecta for a very special send-off and send-up," said E4 controller Angela Jain.

 

"This national treasure and icon will be making an affectionate and, no doubt, hilarious tribute."

 

Francis said Jackson's death was "like the death of superman, or the realisation that there was no such thing as Santa Claus".

 

Francis' spoof version of Jackson was featured throughout the three series of Bo Selecta, which ran from 2002 to 2004.

 

The show also featured surreal send-ups of stars including Craig David, Will Young and former Spice Girls singer Melanie Brown.

 

[Fop 1]

Jackson killed?

[Brock Manson 0]

Bo Selecta back for Jackson show

Jackson was a regular character on Bo' Selecta Comedian Leigh Francis is to bring back Bo Selecta for a one-off Michael Jackson special, Channel 4 has said.

 

Bo Selecta Presents Cha'Mone: A Tribute to Michael Jackson will be a spoof "chronological look at Michael Jackson's life".

 

Francis will don rubber masks to portray Jackson as well as some of his friends - including Uri Geller and David Gest - for the one-hour special.

 

There will also be celebrity guests on the show, due to air on E4 this autumn.

 

"We're thrilled to have Leigh resurrect Bo Selecta for a very special send-off and send-up," said E4 controller Angela Jain.

 

"This national treasure and icon will be making an affectionate and, no doubt, hilarious tribute."

 

Francis said Jackson's death was "like the death of superman, or the realisation that there was no such thing as Santa Claus".

 

Francis' spoof version of Jackson was featured throughout the three series of Bo Selecta, which ran from 2002 to 2004.

 

The show also featured surreal send-ups of stars including Craig David, Will Young and former Spice Girls singer Melanie Brown.

 

 

Cha'mone motherfucker.

[Billy Castell 0]

My ex taught her daughter to say "Cha'mone motherfucker" when she was a baby.

 

Good news about Bo'Selecta. I reckon the doctor was negligent and weak, and didn't want to say no to Jacko.

[The Fish 8994]

My ex taught her daughter to say "Cha'mone motherfucker" when she was a baby.

Good news about Bo'Selecta. I reckon the doctor was negligent and weak, and didn't want to say no to Jacko.

Classy.

[Billy Castell 0]

Her then husband was also involved, so it wasn't all her, in her defence.

 

My uncle used to do something similar to my cousin. My Auntie Fiona told me of one time when she was in a shop with him at the till when he was 2, and he turned to the woman at the till and said "Oi missus get your knickers off."

Edited August 26, 2009 by Billy Castell

[The Fish 8994]

It riles me when I see teenage mams cackling like wretches in the supermarket, while their Little Lost Cause screeches some obscenity or other. I still won't swear in front of my mam for God's sake and I'm nearly thirty, and here's toddlers calling some poor old dear a "fucking bitch"

 

I despair.

[Billy Castell 0]

She stopped all that long before I was with her, and her daughter is well behaved, and is actually really intelligent. As for my uncle, well I'm sure my auntie Fiona would have sorted him out as soon as she got home don't you worry. It was my 16 year old Newcastle supporting cousin if you were wondering.

 

I know the sort you mean Fish, and they annoy me too.

Edited August 26, 2009 by Billy Castell

[Sonatine 10003]

A short video that allegedly shows Michael Jackson stepping out of a Los Angeles coroner's van after his death is doing the rounds on the internet.

 

The 29-second clip will doubtless reinforce the view held by conspiracy theorists that the King of Pop's death was an elaborate stunt and that he is still alive and kicking.

 

The video, apparently filmed in an underground garage, shows a man being escorted from the back of a white van and through a doorway by a guard.

 

The man appears to have the same build and hair as Jackson but his face cannot be seen at any point.

 

The person who posted the footage on video-sharing website Live Leak claims to have been given it by a "trustworthy source".

 

"This video shows that Michael was still alive after his dead body was transported to the Los Angeles Dept. of Coroner," the video description states.

 

"I checked the license plate number and it looks like the King of Pop is jumping out of the same van, his dead body has been in."

 

However, the van's number plate is not clearly visible at any point during the video and there is no date stamp to indicate when it may have been filmed.

 

Even users of Live Leak, which is known as a breeding ground for far-fetched conspiracy theories, have their doubts.

 

"Michael Jackson, Elvis, 2Pac, and Biggie are all hanging out together on some island making music, I'll have the video of that later today," wrote one.

 

"Yea, I figured as much. Him and Elvis are probley out partying some where," chipped in another.

 

Earlier this week the Los Angeles coroner confirmed Jackson had lethal levels of the powerful anaesthetic propofol in his body when he died on June 25.

 

His death at the age of 50 is being treated as homicide.

 

[Nyff 0]

I wanna see it

 

EDIT: Link

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/music/m...ted-on-web.html

Edited August 26, 2009 by Nyff

[Nyff 0]

He's been seen again!

 

[Tom 13861]