Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Beardsley to your Lineker Eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4437 Posted May 1, 2014 Author Share Posted May 1, 2014 Eh? I'll set them up, you knock em in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29491 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Plus your cock keeps falling out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7058 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Pot plants!!!! Ffs What happened to this ^^^ fellow! He moved. And grows the most beneficial plant possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10429 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 He moved. And grows the most beneficial plant possible. Robert? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Plus your cock keeps falling out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10429 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Plus your cock keeps falling out. Isn't CT ginger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Too much length ( I know ) for Mr. Mushroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4437 Posted May 1, 2014 Author Share Posted May 1, 2014 I just used to took mine into my sick in my footy days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4437 Posted May 1, 2014 Author Share Posted May 1, 2014 Disaster today in the polytunnel Went to Homebase to by some top soil and compost. Came home with top soil and farmyard manure! Put the soil in first followed by the manure. Oh my dear god. It stunk out the street. I honestly thought I was in danger of being overcome. A scarfe tied around my mouth and nose I somehow managed to go back in and take it even. I then had to rush to homebase for another 8 bags of soil to "bury it". I then had to wash out the car, shower, cut my already short fingernails and use soap and both index fingers to wash out my nose. I can still smell it. (Luckily the soil has masked the smell outside). Beware!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42638 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Weird accent you've got there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Did the fact that it said 'Farmyard Manure' and not 'Compost' on the bag not give you a clue that it was the wrong thing? I swear you're Boldon's equivalent of Frank Spencer.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 " Need compost- can't read. Filled small, enclosed heat generator with shit instead. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7058 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 'Ooh Betty I've done a massive whoopsie in the garden!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42638 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 You should have a sitcom CT. Narrated through the eyes of your infant son. Working title My Fat Stupid Dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4437 Posted May 1, 2014 Author Share Posted May 1, 2014 Did the fact that it said 'Farmyard Manure' and not 'Compost' on the bag not give you a clue that it was the wrong thing? I swear you're Boldon's equivalent of Frank Spencer.. I presumed it would be proper quality stuff and would have had the animal shit smell removed. I'm considering adding my view to their product review section to warn others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4437 Posted May 1, 2014 Author Share Posted May 1, 2014 You should have a sitcom CT. Narrated through the eyes of your infant son. Working title My Fat Stupid Dad. As your relatives if they noticed a shitty smell in East Boldon this afternoon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4437 Posted May 1, 2014 Author Share Posted May 1, 2014 Gagging for one of these. When I'm like this I go I to a terrible addict like state. I'm considering moving into the No mans land over the fence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 I presumed it would be proper quality stuff and would have had the animal shit smell removed. I'm considering adding my view to their product review section to warn others.Dear AsdaImagine my outrage upon opening your clearly labelled " Farmyard Manure" to discover that it smelt of farmyard manure! What next? Baked Beans in the Tinned Breakfast??" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15115 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 As your relatives if they noticed a shitty smell in East Boldon this afternoon! How would they tell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10429 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 I just used to took mine into my sick in my footy days Fucking weirdo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4437 Posted May 3, 2014 Author Share Posted May 3, 2014 Ready for plants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31592 Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Not sure if this thread is about CT's waist getting bigger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4437 Posted May 3, 2014 Author Share Posted May 3, 2014 Not sure if this thread is about CT's waist getting bigger? Could be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4437 Posted May 3, 2014 Author Share Posted May 3, 2014 3 seed trays made up. 1 x sweet minion 1 x tasty king 1 x Gardeners delight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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