Monroe Transfer 0 Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 look at how happy your kid is before he realises all of that is for you He's probably upset at being made to wait for his breakfast whilst daddy takes a photo to upload to his chums on TT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2765 Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Do you teach all of your family to use a fork in each hand? The plate to fork ratio is off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Are those buttered slices at the other end of the table? Them AND toast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 4, 2014 Author Share Posted May 4, 2014 Are those buttered slices at the other end of the table? Them AND toast? Choice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 4, 2014 Author Share Posted May 4, 2014 Two tubs of Maris Pipers set away as well. Also think I'm going to have to give up my chicken dream Gardens just to small. Would anyone on here complain if their neighbour kept a few chickens? ( hens not cocks). And would the odd farty smell bother you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26822 Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Two tubs of Maris Pipers set away as well. Also think I'm going to have to give up my chicken dream Gardens just to small. Would anyone on here complain if their neighbour kept a few chickens? ( hens not cocks). And would the odd farty smell bother you? Are we talking about your breath here, CT? I think listerine might help? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Howmanheyman 26822 Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Funny enough, heard a tale the other day about a workmate drinking what he thought was homebrew bottle of bitter but turned out was actually some sort of manure fertiliser. Says he'd never been as sick in his life and used the remainder of the bottle in his garden which stunk the place out for a week or two. And he drank some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34450 Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Is your garden big enough for chickens? You need to let these things have a bit of an area to roam in, you know. You can't just jam them into a cage and wait for them to shit your breakfast out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38756 Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 If he does the land grab he keeps banging on about, ( remember , that land over the fence where he dumps all his shit and abandoned projects), he'll be able to plan a great chicken run. I say plan, as that's as far as it'll get Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 4, 2014 Author Share Posted May 4, 2014 Is your garden big enough for chickens? You need to let these things have a bit of an area to roam in, you know. You can't just jam them into a cage and wait for them to shit your breakfast out. They don't need loads of room actually. Most households used to keep chickens at one time and there is a very big growth in people doing it again. You keep them in this sort of thing and them let them out when you are around. (Otherwise foxy will have them). So rooms not thee issue, possible bad smells drifting over the fence is. If there was a way to guarantee no smells then I would not be hesitating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 4, 2014 Author Share Posted May 4, 2014 If he does the land grab he keeps banging on about, ( remember , that land over the fence where he dumps all his shit and abandoned projects), he'll be able to plan a great chicken run. I say plan, as that's as far as it'll get Aye it's looking like land grab or no chickens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 4, 2014 Author Share Posted May 4, 2014 They shouldn't smell any worse than rabbits or guinea pigs really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 I don't understand why you seem to think chickens smell so much, they're chickens ffs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ausman 0 Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 They shouldn't smell any worse than rabbits or guinea pigs really. That's not true, it's okay if they have plenty of space to run around in because, then they spread the shit everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 4, 2014 Author Share Posted May 4, 2014 I don't understand why you seem to think chickens smell so much, they're chickens ffs! Because I had a brief dabble with some on an allotment a few years ago and when their run got wet it very quickly became a festering bog. The hope is that a smaller weatherproof run would stay dryer and be stink free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 4, 2014 Author Share Posted May 4, 2014 That's not true, it's okay if they have plenty of space to run around in because, then they spread the shit everywhere. I'm sure it is, but lots of people keep chickens who don't have loads of space for them to run around constantly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 You're worried about the smell of chickens when you've just poisoned your neighbourhood with manure-that-they-didn't-take-the-smell-out-of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26822 Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Never mind chickens, WHERE'S THE FUCKING BUDGIE? Under the patio? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ausman 0 Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 (edited) I'm sure it is, but lots of people keep chickens who don't have loads of space for them to run around constantly. Well they shouldn't have chickens in the first place. They are bird that do better foraging and are happier. Edited May 4, 2014 by Ausman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26822 Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 "Is there anybody there? Speak to us!" "This is CT's budgie, or should I say former Budgie. He bought me, got sick of me after a week and got rid. Someone save the chickens from my fate! I'm under his patio and I can't even rest in peace as the daft fucker thought his manure wouldn't smell. P.S. Tell Mrs Budgie the money's in the biscuit tin." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34450 Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 Absolute bollocks that chickens shouldn't have room to roam btw. Just cos some people don't give them that, doesn't mean it's right. Budgie. Fish. Chickens. CT seems to have a bit of a thing for keeping animals in inadequate captivity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 5, 2014 Author Share Posted May 5, 2014 You're worried about the smell of chickens when you've just poisoned your neighbourhood with manure-that-they-didn't-take-the-smell-out-of? Exactly, evolution! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 5, 2014 Author Share Posted May 5, 2014 Never mind chickens, WHERE'S THE FUCKING BUDGIE? Under the patio? Re homed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 5, 2014 Author Share Posted May 5, 2014 "Is there anybody there? Speak to us!" "This is CT's budgie, or should I say former Budgie. He bought me, got sick of me after a week and got rid. Someone save the chickens from my fate! I'm under his patio and I can't even rest in peace as the daft fucker thought his manure wouldn't smell. P.S. Tell Mrs Budgie the money's in the biscuit tin." :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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