Anth 63 Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 One of the more unsavoury side effects of the general society-is-going-the-dogs feeling of the X factor is that it's somehow made this admittedly-attractive-but-thick-as-fuck-charver slag the nation's Queen of Hearts according to the tabloid. Every man and his dog says "how could you cheat on her?" when I think the more pertinent question is "why would you marry her?". Damn you Cowell. Aye, but you're a huckle, you are bound to say that What she needs is a Byker lad and I think I know just the bloke. Shes probably had more east end chod than Sunday dinners in her younger days, she needs a trip to Lemington! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 One of the more unsavoury side effects of the general society-is-going-the-dogs feeling of the X factor is that it's somehow made this admittedly-attractive-but-thick-as-fuck-charver slag the nation's Queen of Hearts according to the tabloid. Every man and his dog says "how could you cheat on her?" when I think the more pertinent question is "why would you marry her?". Damn you Cowell. Aye, but you're a huckle, you are bound to say that What she needs is a Byker lad and I think I know just the bloke. Shes probably had more east end chod than Sunday dinners in her younger days, she needs a trip to Lemington! To be fair I've only heard a couple of tales about her and one of them probably isn't true. From the intelligence I've gathered she's no slag like or ever was, and believe me, mud sticks around these parts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 One of the more unsavoury side effects of the general society-is-going-the-dogs feeling of the X factor is that it's somehow made this admittedly-attractive-but-thick-as-fuck-charver slag the nation's Queen of Hearts according to the tabloid. Every man and his dog says "how could you cheat on her?" when I think the more pertinent question is "why would you marry her?". Damn you Cowell. Aye, but you're a huckle, you are bound to say that What she needs is a Byker lad and I think I know just the bloke. Freddie Shepherd ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Not another split Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 One of the more unsavoury side effects of the general society-is-going-the-dogs feeling of the X factor is that it's somehow made this admittedly-attractive-but-thick-as-fuck-charver slag the nation's Queen of Hearts according to the tabloid. Every man and his dog says "how could you cheat on her?" when I think the more pertinent question is "why would you marry her?". Damn you Cowell. Aye, but you're a huckle, you are bound to say that What she needs is a Byker lad and I think I know just the bloke. Shes probably had more east end chod than Sunday dinners in her younger days, she needs a trip to Lemington! To be fair I've only heard a couple of tales about her and one of them probably isn't true. From the intelligence I've gathered she's no slag like or ever was, and believe me, mud sticks around these parts. Intelligence in Byker? You been drinking in the Raby again like Wacky? Cheryl is fucking mint and i wont have a bad word said about the lass! For all those giving it the "thick as fuck slag" bollocks, she can't be that thick to have got where she is and she's clever enough to walk away from a cheating husband unlike Terry's lass or Tess Daly. Hope she takes the slimy little cunt for all she can even though she doesn't need the cash. And as for needing a Byker lad there's nee way she'll shit in her own backyard, she used to the high life now she needs a lad from Gosforth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6375 Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 she needs a lad from Gosforth! Meenzer it is then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 One of the more unsavoury side effects of the general society-is-going-the-dogs feeling of the X factor is that it's somehow made this admittedly-attractive-but-thick-as-fuck-charver slag the nation's Queen of Hearts according to the tabloid. Every man and his dog says "how could you cheat on her?" when I think the more pertinent question is "why would you marry her?". Damn you Cowell. Aye, but you're a huckle, you are bound to say that What she needs is a Byker lad and I think I know just the bloke. Shes probably had more east end chod than Sunday dinners in her younger days, she needs a trip to Lemington! To be fair I've only heard a couple of tales about her and one of them probably isn't true. From the intelligence I've gathered she's no slag like or ever was, and believe me, mud sticks around these parts. Intelligence in Byker? You been drinking in the Raby again like Wacky? Cheryl is fucking mint and i wont have a bad word said about the lass! For all those giving it the "thick as fuck slag" bollocks, she can't be that thick to have got where she is and she's clever enough to walk away from a cheating husband unlike Terry's lass or Tess Daly. Hope she takes the slimy little cunt for all she can even though she doesn't need the cash. And as for needing a Byker lad there's nee way she'll shit in her own backyard, she used to the high life now she needs a lad from Gosforth! spot on. Wonder what THEY will talk about in the dressing room, might take the spotlight off Wayne Bridge.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14243 Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 she needs a lad from Gosforth! Meenzer it is then! Too late, the hagfag lapdog role is already being played by that McElderberry kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 Cheryl wouldn't entertain SMO anyway, the last time I seen him he looked like he was about to go off with a bang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 One of the more unsavoury side effects of the general society-is-going-the-dogs feeling of the X factor is that it's somehow made this admittedly-attractive-but-thick-as-fuck-charver slag the nation's Queen of Hearts according to the tabloid. Every man and his dog says "how could you cheat on her?" when I think the more pertinent question is "why would you marry her?". Damn you Cowell. Aye, but you're a huckle, you are bound to say that Oh I'd smash it all over the park, don't get me wrong, but I wouldn't marry her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 John Terry must be over the moon that this has come out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 Enjoyed Danny Baker singing "Fight For This Love" on the accordian on Harry Hill last week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 5180 Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 One of the more unsavoury side effects of the general society-is-going-the-dogs feeling of the X factor is that it's somehow made this admittedly-attractive-but-thick-as-fuck-charver slag the nation's Queen of Hearts according to the tabloid. Every man and his dog says "how could you cheat on her?" when I think the more pertinent question is "why would you marry her?". Damn you Cowell. Aye, but you're a huckle, you are bound to say that What she needs is a Byker lad and I think I know just the bloke. Shes probably had more east end chod than Sunday dinners in her younger days, she needs a trip to Lemington! To be fair I've only heard a couple of tales about her and one of them probably isn't true. From the intelligence I've gathered she's no slag like or ever was, and believe me, mud sticks around these parts. Intelligence in Byker? You been drinking in the Raby again like Wacky? Cheryl is fucking mint and i wont have a bad word said about the lass! For all those giving it the "thick as fuck slag" bollocks, she can't be that thick to have got where she is and she's clever enough to walk away from a cheating husband unlike Terry's lass or Tess Daly. Hope she takes the slimy little cunt for all she can even though she doesn't need the cash. And as for needing a Byker lad there's nee way she'll shit in her own backyard, she used to the high life now she needs a lad from Gosforth! She clearly is not clever enough though as she gave Cashley another chance after he nailed some fugly hairdresses! I heard Bramble nailed her. And JJ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donaldstott 0 Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 One of the lads at work has an interesting theory about their marriage - reckons it was a 'marriage of convenience' to help Cheryl lose the racist tag after she chinned that lass... Plausible I guess? It wouldn't surprise me if it was convenient for Cashley! He allegedly took naked phone photos of himself in a mirror, then gave the phone to a "friend". a.why are you taking pictures of yourself you weirdo? and b. Who the fuck allows a mate access to naked pictures of themselves??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 I heard she gave blow jobs in Heaton Park for a Lambert and Butler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donaldstott 0 Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 I heard she gave blow jobs in Heaton Park for a Lambert and Butler. I heard that too. She enjoyed practicing so much she used to give out free bacon butties to anyone letting her indulge when she worked at the Quayside Cafe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 Both of those images have got me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 8 Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 The World Cup plans for the England players' wives and girlfriends are in disarray after Cheryl Cole's split from husband Ashley. On Cheryl's advice, the WAGs were all booked into the exclusive £1,600-a-night Anahita resort on the island of Mauritius, a five-hour flight from South Africa. But Cheryl's decision to part from Ashley has caused the rest of the women to rethink their summer plans. (Daily Express) Oh Noes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 Cheryl wouldn't entertain SMO anyway, the last time I seen him he looked like he was about to go off with a bang. so which one of you and SMO is Freddie Shepherd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 Both of those images have got me Free bacon butty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 The World Cup plans for the England players' wives and girlfriends are in disarray after Cheryl Cole's split from husband Ashley. On Cheryl's advice, the WAGs were all booked into the exclusive £1,600-a-night Anahita resort on the island of Mauritius, a five-hour flight from South Africa. But Cheryl's decision to part from Ashley has caused the rest of the women to rethink their summer plans. (Daily Express) Oh Noes. How tragic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6375 Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 The World Cup plans for the England players' wives and girlfriends are in disarray after Cheryl Cole's split from husband Ashley. On Cheryl's advice, the WAGs were all booked into the exclusive £1,600-a-night Anahita resort on the island of Mauritius, a five-hour flight from South Africa. But Cheryl's decision to part from Ashley has caused the rest of the women to rethink their summer plans. (Daily Express) Oh Noes. How tragic! What's fucking tragic in all of this is there'll be as much (if not more) English press focused on wherever the WAGs are than on our progress in the World Cup!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 The World Cup plans for the England players' wives and girlfriends are in disarray after Cheryl Cole's split from husband Ashley. On Cheryl's advice, the WAGs were all booked into the exclusive £1,600-a-night Anahita resort on the island of Mauritius, a five-hour flight from South Africa. But Cheryl's decision to part from Ashley has caused the rest of the women to rethink their summer plans. (Daily Express) Oh Noes. How tragic! What's fucking tragic in all of this is there'll be as much (if not more) English press focused on wherever the WAGs are than on our progress in the World Cup!! Hmm Maybe that would be a good thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Apparently their relationship has been strained since she asked him if he was any relation to Keith. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 5180 Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 shocking ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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