snakehips 0 Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Aye she lived behind the bingo on heaton road which is close enough to Shields Road to be classed as shitsville!! I wonder if the council will put a blue plaque on the side of her house, so people can add it to their 'to see' list when visiting Newcastle? And, of course, for the local wannabe mongs who all want to be her can visit also to be inspired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26544 Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Seriously, look at the state of that tattoo. Ruins the whole image/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 8 Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Not a chance. puff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6312 Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 I'm with ewerk on this one... It's a fucking 'tramp stamp' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5941 Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 It gets worse!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Seriously, look at the state of that tattoo. Ruins the whole image/ Better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 The tattoos are shit but if that's your major concern you're not looking at the, ahem, bigger picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Kids Support Chelsea!! 0 Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 TBF the only thing that would put me off was if she had a tatt of a smiling Ashley (Cole or Mike) just above her axewound. The rest of it is just something to look at while your banging it. A girl I worked with had her name tattooed at the base of her back, just above her bum crack. I'm not sure she thought that one through before having it done, but I'm sure it certainly helped out some of the fellas who pulled her after a big old binge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Maybe that's why she did it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5941 Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Look at the big toe nail. Cheryls out!!! http://img17.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=..._122_389lo.jpg# Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26544 Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Seriously, look at the state of that tattoo. Ruins the whole image/ Better? At last I can fap! It's not that the tattoo would stop me like, it's just that everything is so perfect apart from that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Gillian McKeith is fitter. I bet that's put some off this geordie gang bang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Gillian McKeith is fitter. I bet that's put some off this geordie gang bang. I'd fuck her, no probs. She'd probably be a better shag than Sherril Curl aswell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6312 Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Back on the market lads..... Cheryl Cole is to separate from husband Ashley Cole Pop star Cheryl Cole has separated from her husband footballer Ashley Cole, her spokesman has announced. "Cheryl asks the media to respect her privacy during this difficult time," a statement said. The announcement follows speculation about their private life and recent press reports that their four year marriage was in trouble. The 26-year-old X Factor judge married the Chelsea and England player in 2006 during a lavish ceremony in London. Source: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8531260.stm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14097 Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Surprise surprise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6312 Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 One of the lads at work has an interesting theory about their marriage - reckons it was a 'marriage of convenience' to help Cheryl lose the racist tag after she chinned that lass... Plausible I guess? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2257 Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 One of the lads at work has an interesting theory about their marriage - reckons it was a 'marriage of convenience' to help Cheryl lose the racist tag after she chinned that lass... Plausible I guess? Wasn't that what some one put on her Wikipedia page? "It's a marriage of convenience because Cheryl's a racist and Ashley's a homosexual" or something along those lines! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14097 Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 One of the lads at work has an interesting theory about their marriage - reckons it was a 'marriage of convenience' to help Cheryl lose the racist tag after she chinned that lass... Plausible I guess? And to help him lose the 'fond of mobile phones up the jacksy' tag in the process? It seems too easy, but you wouldn't rule it out. Then again, they're both dense enough to have believed they were in love and all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14655 Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 One of the lads at work has an interesting theory about their marriage - reckons it was a 'marriage of convenience' to help Cheryl lose the racist tag after she chinned that lass... Plausible I guess? And to help him lose the 'fond of mobile phones up the jacksy' tag in the process? It seems too easy, but you wouldn't rule it out. Then again, they're both dense enough to have believed they were in love and all. theyve just said on the radio that theres no pre nup....shes entitled to half of what he earned in the past 5 years.....kerching! if she does nail him for every penny he's got it may put paid to your theory...but I like to think that its true...fits in with the times in which we live perfectly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 One of the more unsavoury side effects of the general society-is-going-the-dogs feeling of the X factor is that it's somehow made this admittedly-attractive-but-thick-as-fuck-charver slag the nation's Queen of Hearts according to the tabloid. Every man and his dog says "how could you cheat on her?" when I think the more pertinent question is "why would you marry her?". Damn you Cowell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6312 Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 One of the lads at work has an interesting theory about their marriage - reckons it was a 'marriage of convenience' to help Cheryl lose the racist tag after she chinned that lass... Plausible I guess? And to help him lose the 'fond of mobile phones up the jacksy' tag in the process? It seems too easy, but you wouldn't rule it out. Then again, they're both dense enough to have believed they were in love and all. theyve just said on the radio that theres no pre nup....shes entitled to half of what he earned in the past 5 years.....kerching! if she does nail him for every penny he's got it may put paid to your theory...but I like to think that its true...fits in with the times in which we live perfectly As if they fucking know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6312 Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 when I think the more pertinent question is "why would you marry her?". Indeed - why the need to marry her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14655 Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 One of the lads at work has an interesting theory about their marriage - reckons it was a 'marriage of convenience' to help Cheryl lose the racist tag after she chinned that lass... Plausible I guess? And to help him lose the 'fond of mobile phones up the jacksy' tag in the process? It seems too easy, but you wouldn't rule it out. Then again, they're both dense enough to have believed they were in love and all. theyve just said on the radio that theres no pre nup....shes entitled to half of what he earned in the past 5 years.....kerching! if she does nail him for every penny he's got it may put paid to your theory...but I like to think that its true...fits in with the times in which we live perfectly As if they fucking know... you could be right.......but I feel its unlikely.....remember...the internet knows everything http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&r...ial&spell=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Exciting news, if only i were 10 years younger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 (edited) One of the more unsavoury side effects of the general society-is-going-the-dogs feeling of the X factor is that it's somehow made this admittedly-attractive-but-thick-as-fuck-charver slag the nation's Queen of Hearts according to the tabloid. Every man and his dog says "how could you cheat on her?" when I think the more pertinent question is "why would you marry her?". Damn you Cowell. Aye, but you're a huckle, you are bound to say that What she needs is a Byker lad and I think I know just the bloke. Edited February 23, 2010 by Wacky Jnr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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