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Auld dear see the doctor complaining about discharge, the doctor tells her pull down her knickers and lie on the bed while he gets the gloves on and has a good feel around inside her womanly bits. 'How does that feel? Is there any pain?' he asks her. 'No pain, doctor,' she replies, 'it feels wonderful, like I'm twenty again but the discharge is in my ear."

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1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

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Poppadom.jpg

 

Is this a thing, free poppadoms? I'm not sure it is.

Mind, if I don't get free prawn crackers with my Chinese there will be hell on. 

 

 

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On 24/04/2024 at 14:44, Renton said:

 

Is this a thing, free poppadoms? I'm not sure it is.

Mind, if I don't get free prawn crackers with my Chinese there will be hell on. 

 

 

In a restaurant, yeah. Takeaways? Not so much.

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5 hours ago, The Fish said:

In a restaurant, yeah. Takeaways? Not so much.

I always get free poppadoms from our local takeaway. Probably because I've been going there for 25 years. If you assume 3 visits per month, average £25 quid spend that horrifyingly seems to be close on 25k

And that's more than likely an underestimate 

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1 hour ago, spongebob toonpants said:

I always get free poppadoms from our local takeaway. Probably because I've been going there for 25 years. If you assume 3 visits per month, average £25 quid spend that horrifyingly seems to be close on 25k

And that's more than likely an underestimate 

Still cheaper than 6 gallons of Loyd Grossman’s Chicken Bhuna twice a week, especially when you factor in plumbing repairs and adult nappies. 

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1 hour ago, spongebob toonpants said:

I always get free poppadoms from our local takeaway. Probably because I've been going there for 25 years. If you assume 3 visits per month, average £25 quid spend that horrifyingly seems to be close on 25k

And that's more than likely an underestimate 

 

The results from that equation equals one fat bastard. :whistle:

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