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a womans perspective is interesting. Personally I - now at my age - go for the emotional and relationship part of this.

 

you seem to suggest it's impossible to have a varied sex life and an emotionally invested relationship?

 

Blatantly like your lass to shit on a glass table while you lie under it.

 

Who doesnt?

 

Only Fish's lass I suppose.

 

 

Depends who is offering to clean the table like.

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a womans perspective is interesting. Personally I - now at my age - go for the emotional and relationship part of this.

 

you seem to suggest it's impossible to have a varied sex life and an emotionally invested relationship?

 

Blatantly like your lass to shit on a glass table while you lie under it.

 

Who doesnt?

 

Only Fish's lass I suppose.

 

 

Depends who is offering to clean the table like.

 

He's invited me round to watch the match tonight. Should I be concerned?

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a womans perspective is interesting. Personally I - now at my age - go for the emotional and relationship part of this.

 

you seem to suggest it's impossible to have a varied sex life and an emotionally invested relationship?

 

Blatantly like your lass to shit on a glass table while you lie under it.

 

Who doesnt?

 

Only Fish's lass I suppose.

 

 

Depends who is offering to clean the table like.

 

He's invited me round to watch the match tonight. Should I be concerned?

 

Just dont assume any brown rings are coffee stains.

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It probably is at his age. :good:

 

 

My last 3 one night stands have been:

 

1) Face

2) Back

3) Stomach

 

All got asked "Where do you want it?". I'm 29.

 

 

Seriously, this has me interested.

 

So, throws of passion, she comes first ( :rolleyes: ) you pull out, whip off your condom ( :angry: ) and say, to this girl you've never met before, "where do you want it"?

 

She then actually says "in the eyes please"!!!

 

And then what, you sit for a few moments while she gives you that porn star smile, you kiss :outahere: , you go for the kleenex, you wake her up?????

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It probably is at his age. :good:

 

 

My last 3 one night stands have been:

 

1) Face

2) Back

3) Stomach

 

All got asked "Where do you want it?". I'm 29.

 

 

Seriously, this has me interested.

 

So, throws of passion, she comes first ( :rolleyes: ) you pull out, whip off your condom ( :angry: ) and say, to this girl you've never met before, "where do you want it"?

 

She then actually says "in the eyes please"!!!

 

And then what, you sit for a few moments while she gives you that porn star smile, you kiss :outahere: , you go for the kleenex, you wake her up?????

I think he meant that she asked him where he'd like it.

 

As to why people enjoy cumming on tits, face or wherever and pussing etc. It's a power thing.

 

Not my bag mind.

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Those films that are just compilations of money shots are a bit of a strange (by no means the strangest, obviously) niche in the porn movie market like iyam.

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a womans perspective is interesting. Personally I - now at my age - go for the emotional and relationship part of this.

 

you seem to suggest it's impossible to have a varied sex life and an emotionally invested relationship?

 

Blatantly like your lass to shit on a glass table while you lie under it.

 

I heard there was a gay nightclub in San Francisco which had a glass floor people would defecate on. There was a viewing room on the floor below.

 

Can Gemmill confirm if this is true?

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It probably is at his age. :good:

 

 

My last 3 one night stands have been:

 

1) Face

2) Back

3) Stomach

 

All got asked "Where do you want it?". I'm 29.

 

 

Seriously, this has me interested.

 

So, throws of passion, she comes first ( :rolleyes: ) you pull out, whip off your condom ( :angry: ) and say, to this girl you've never met before, "where do you want it"?

 

She then actually says "in the eyes please"!!!

 

And then what, you sit for a few moments while she gives you that porn star smile, you kiss :outahere: , you go for the kleenex, you wake her up?????

 

I had a one night stand where she asked for me to do it!? Would have been rude not too! I think you are forgetting there are just as many filthy lasses out there as lads who enjoy the kinky shit just as much

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My personal experiences are mainly limited to my fiance, but she's on occasion allowed me to give her a facial.

 

She's normally been drunk and so been more suggestable when we've done it, however when she's sober she seems to enjoy me wanking in front of her and cumming on her face a lot more.

 

Well actually the wanking myself off part... the actual money shot always seems a really horny thing to do until the moment arises and then we normally both end up bursting out laughing as it is a pretty ridiculous thing to do.

 

Still doesnt stop me wanting to do it though lol!

 

As for the guys on here who are giving one night stands facials... well i'm presuming you're going bare back seeing as your asking em where they want it... word of advice...

 

Any lass who lets you shag her bare back and cum on her face is 100% guaranteed to give you Aids... dirty slags lol!

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I think you are forgetting there are just as many filthy lasses out there as lads who enjoy the kinky shit just as much

 

Spot on. One of them loved to see the spunk all over. She also texted me about me fisting her next time. I never saw her again.......

 

Some girls are indeed filthy. Really, really filthy.

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Isn't semen rich in zinc and antioxidants? Perhaps some girls like it as a cheap facial moisturiser.

 

Yes but supposedly the only use of the nutrients is in semen production - so the benefit would only apply to blokes.

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Isn't semen rich in zinc and antioxidants? Perhaps some girls like it as a cheap facial moisturiser.

 

Yes but supposedly the only use of the nutrients is in semen production - so the benefit would only apply to blokes.

 

I'm not sure I've still got the range. :D

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Isn't semen rich in zinc and antioxidants? Perhaps some girls like it as a cheap facial moisturiser.

 

Yes but supposedly the only use of the nutrients is in semen production - so the benefit would only apply to blokes.

 

I'm not sure I've still got the range. :D

 

I was talking about swallowing (I read this in the context of "but its good for you") but I suppose the range thing still applies.

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Since they are not being used for the greater good just yet I like to give them some fresh air for a change now and then.

 

 

Shame on! :D Dont you realise that.......

 

 

 

 

 

I'm sorry I can't see youtube videos at work.

 

Do I wan't to check this out when i get home?

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My personal experiences are mainly limited to my fiance, but she's on occasion allowed me to give her a facial.

 

She's normally been drunk and so been more suggestable when we've done it, however when she's sober she seems to enjoy me wanking in front of her and cumming on her face a lot more.

 

Well actually the wanking myself off part... the actual money shot always seems a really horny thing to do until the moment arises and then we normally both end up bursting out laughing as it is a pretty ridiculous thing to do.

 

Still doesnt stop me wanting to do it though lol!

 

As for the guys on here who are giving one night stands facials... well i'm presuming you're going bare back seeing as your asking em where they want it... word of advice...

 

Any lass who lets you shag her bare back and cum on her face is 100% guaranteed to give you Aids... dirty slags lol!

 

:D Im not that daft! Takes 1/2 a second to whip it off man!

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My personal experiences are mainly limited to my fiance, but she's on occasion allowed me to give her a facial.

 

She's normally been drunk and so been more suggestable when we've done it, however when she's sober she seems to enjoy me wanking in front of her and cumming on her face a lot more.

 

Well actually the wanking myself off part... the actual money shot always seems a really horny thing to do until the moment arises and then we normally both end up bursting out laughing as it is a pretty ridiculous thing to do.

 

Still doesnt stop me wanting to do it though lol!

 

As for the guys on here who are giving one night stands facials... well i'm presuming you're going bare back seeing as your asking em where they want it... word of advice...

 

Any lass who lets you shag her bare back and cum on her face is 100% guaranteed to give you Aids... dirty slags lol!

 

:D Im not that daft! Takes 1/2 a second to whip it off man!

 

Haha fair do's... 1 million man points to you in that case... or to put it in footy speak.. good skills son!

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It probably is at his age. :D

 

 

My last 3 one night stands have been:

 

1) Face

2) Back

3) Stomach

 

All got asked "Where do you want it?". I'm 29.

 

 

Seriously, this has me interested.

 

So, throws of passion, she comes first ( :D ) you pull out, whip off your condom ( :icon_lol: ) and say, to this girl you've never met before, "where do you want it"?

 

She then actually says "in the eyes please"!!!

 

And then what, you sit for a few moments while she gives you that porn star smile, you kiss :puke: , you go for the kleenex, you wake her up?????

 

 

no the correct answer is wherever you want to put it.

 

Do all women swallow? Do you prefer it when she does? surely you've cum by then so your minds already on other things like footy?

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Do all women swallow? Do you prefer it when she does? surely you've cum by then so your minds already on other things like footy?

We do stay in the moment for at least a few seconds, you know. Unless you like to gargle with it for half an hour before gulping. :D

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It probably is at his age. :D

 

 

My last 3 one night stands have been:

 

1) Face

2) Back

3) Stomach

 

All got asked "Where do you want it?". I'm 29.

 

 

Seriously, this has me interested.

 

So, throws of passion, she comes first ( :D ) you pull out, whip off your condom ( :icon_lol: ) and say, to this girl you've never met before, "where do you want it"?

 

She then actually says "in the eyes please"!!!

 

And then what, you sit for a few moments while she gives you that porn star smile, you kiss :puke: , you go for the kleenex, you wake her up?????

 

 

no the correct answer is wherever you want to put it.

 

Do all women swallow? Do you prefer it when she does? surely you've cum by then so your minds already on other things like footy?

 

 

No they dont, and yes we do. Last thing we want is them quickly getting up and running to the bathroom as it kind of ruins the moment.

 

It would be even better if they gargled it, blew spunk bubbles and then asked for more... but I guess that just happens in porno's lol!

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a womans perspective is interesting. Personally I - now at my age - go for the emotional and relationship part of this.

 

you seem to suggest it's impossible to have a varied sex life and an emotionally invested relationship?

 

Blatantly like your lass to shit on a glass table while you lie under it.

 

I heard there was a gay nightclub in San Francisco which had a glass floor people would defecate on. There was a viewing room on the floor below.

 

Can Gemmill confirm if this is true?

 

Allegedly there was a high court judge who was into this sort of thing, and used a rent boy linked to the Krays for some table related acts. Thus the chance for blackmail kept the Krays out of serious legal trouble for a while. Actually, I wonder if Madonna and Guy Ritchie did this?

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