Monkeys Fist 39184 Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 Good gawd, the Hell slide. I was petrified of it but everyone else on the school trip were hurling themselves off it so I felt like a right wuss. Ended up climbing over and sliding down on my front like a proper girl Surprised you didn't snap your spine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6443 Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 The Death Slide was a narrow tube to the right of the Hell Slide (if you were about to drop, facing the correct way). Hell>Death iirc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12902 Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 The Death Slide was a narrow tube to the right of the Hell Slide (if you were about to drop, facing the correct way). Hell>Death iirc. Dead Man's Drop at Flamingo Land too Just blatant disregard for safety from everyone involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 I never went on one when I was a kid but they seemed bloody high up. Especially since I watched one kid fall straight down and break his arm. Who first came up with the idea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6443 Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 I never went on one when I was a kid but they seemed bloody high up. Especially since I watched one kid fall straight down and break his arm. Who first came up with the idea? Isaac Newton? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35577 Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Fucking knackered. Waxed the dining room table today (not a euphemism). Had to take the old wax off first, which had turned out to have an odd green tinge to it. Anyway, it took 5 fucking hours, most of which was getting the old wax off. If my wrists still work tomorrow I'm going out on my bike. Mapped a ride which apparently has 1200 foot of climbing, including a category 4 climb, which I'm hoping isn't hard. Gonna chin it (hopefully). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14911 Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Is nauseous a mood?.... Message for all you bank holiday DIY'ers...dont drive a de walt with a 6mm bit on it through your index finger if you dont want a hairy male nurse digging swarf and bone fragments out of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39184 Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 CT's looking at that and thinking " Needs a cherry tomato and a buttered slice..... Nom nom" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14911 Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 He's MIA that fucker....is he writing his memoirs?..."HOW I WAS RIGHT ABOUT PARDEW".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39184 Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 PaddockLad's DIY results in a mangled finger from drilling through it. Gemmill has sore wrists from rubbing his table Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39184 Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 He's MIA that fucker....is he writing his memoirs?..."HOW I WAS RIGHT ABOUT PARDEW"....Locked in his shed with a ton of Kleenex and a pic of Thatcher. He'll be down to 17 stone in a week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35577 Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 PaddockLad's DIY results in a mangled finger from drilling through it. Gemmill has sore wrists from rubbing his table Took PL a fraction of a second to spaz his finger up. I had to fucking work 5 hours for this wrist pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39184 Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Work 1 rub, 2 rubs, 3 rubs. Stop. Read wax instructions again 1 rub, 2 rubs, 3 rubs. Stop. Set Roomba away 1 rub, 2 rubs, 3 rubs. Stop. Cuppa Etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14911 Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 glue some sandpaper to the roomba Gemmil, sorted son Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35577 Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 The Roomba is currently working away upstairs. I'm watching Spiral on Netflix. Living the dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39184 Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 See all these windows..... I'm in the middle of sanding, filling and painting them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35577 Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Watch your wrists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39184 Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Well exercised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6092 Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 If you are middle class enough to wax your dining room table you deserve all the pain you get. 5 hours ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12902 Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 (edited) Invention idea: little feet for the roomba that allow it to wax surfaces Edited April 17, 2014 by Ayatollah Hermione Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27580 Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Is nauseous a mood?.... Message for all you bank holiday DIY'ers...dont drive a de walt with a 6mm bit on it through your index finger if you dont want a hairy male nurse digging swarf and bone fragments out of it Reminds me of last night when I drunkenly entered a Chinese takeaway and purchased curry and chips. The Chinese lass behind the counter asked me if I wanted 'sore finger' on my chips. Strange. Anyway, spare a thought for poor Gemmill before you come whinging on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35577 Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 If you are middle class enough to wax your dining room table you deserve all the pain you get. 5 hours ffs What can I say, some of us have class. It's a beauty. For anyone wondering, my sore wrists didn't prevent me from setting off at 6:30am on a 26.5 mile bike ride. Hilly bastard it was too. What a great bloke I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27580 Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 How did you get on with your 6.25am wank, Gemmill? Did the wrists hamper you a lot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35577 Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 You don't have a wank prior to a sporting performance, HMHM. That's athlete 101 stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14136 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 All the better for seeing this: It's nearly party time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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