The Fish 9010 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shackbleep 0 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 So I'm on an air bed in what was once the spare room but is now my Dad's Office for Xmas. You'll burst the fucker. Nailed on. Either that or he'll bounce and it'll be a new ceiling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38815 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 So I'm on an air bed in what was once the spare room but is now my Dad's Office for Xmas. You'll burst the fucker. Nailed on. Either that or he'll bounce and it'll be a new ceiling. One strong fart and his teeth'll be rattling like an Eskimo on whizz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38815 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Fish clearly angling for an invite over Christmas btw:wink: Sure Leazes said he takes in waifs and strays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shackbleep 0 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 So I'm on an air bed in what was once the spare room but is now my Dad's Office for Xmas. You'll burst the fucker. Nailed on. Either that or he'll bounce and it'll be a new ceiling. One strong fart and his teeth'll be rattling like an Eskimo on whizz. Fuck off man, if he farts he'll be shuffled off it like one of those 'bucking bronco' machines! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9010 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 I'd rather kip on a bench that shack up with any of you prols Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38815 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 *proles* Standards are slipping in the Elite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9010 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 *proles* Standards are slipping in the Elite. I'm tired, so shutyerface Primate Paw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38815 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Not as tired as you'll be after a few nights on the airbed. Ooof! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9010 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 On call tomorrow and Sunday, then nights til Wednesday and the one thing I was looking forward to is my knigs sized comfortable ass bed in Seaton Sluice. In my old room where I can see the beach and all that. Wild? I was Livid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38815 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Dare I? Ah bollocks. What's a knig? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9010 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 You're a poster boy for post-natal abortion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Cheer up Dave, if it makes you feel any better, i had a finance exam today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38815 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 My work here is done. I'm off to my nice, comfy bed. Nite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14060 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 (edited) Happy happy. Beers with the lads tonight. Booked flights to Hamburg for February. Found out I had 2½ days more holiday left than I realised so I'm off work for the whole festive season. Had one of my tweets retweeted by Tom Daley. And got a call saying I've won a trip to a hotel on Lake Geneva in a pinko leftie Guardian website competition. On the flipside, company have decided to pay us by cheque this month because they're buggering about with their payroll system. Nice of them to do it in a December when there's hardly any banking days for it to actually clear before the end of the month. Edited December 18, 2010 by Meenzer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26941 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Shit mood. Lost my wallet last night, had about £70 left in it and all my cards bar one including driving licence and season ticket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38815 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Shit mood. Lost my wallet last night, had about £70 left in it and all my cards bar one including driving licence and season ticket. Bummer. Black eye Friday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26941 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Shit mood. Lost my wallet last night, had about £70 left in it and all my cards bar one including driving licence and season ticket. Bummer. Black eye Friday? Aye, pissed as a fart, was out for a mates 40th, I'm certain I know where it is but it'll have went for a walk by now, just looked at the driving licence carry on, £20 to replace it, the bastards and you can bet your bottom dollar NUFC will milk replacing my ST. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 I feel happier than I have done in a long time. Yay to redundancy and the pause in reality that Christmas brings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Shit mood. Lost my wallet last night, had about £70 left in it and all my cards bar one including driving licence and season ticket. Bummer. Black eye Friday? Aye, pissed as a fart, was out for a mates 40th, I'm certain I know where it is but it'll have went for a walk by now, just looked at the driving licence carry on, £20 to replace it, the bastards and you can bet your bottom dollar NUFC will milk replacing my ST. Someone on here said the other day it was £60 mate. Sorry about your bad luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38815 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Ouch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26941 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Shit mood. Lost my wallet last night, had about £70 left in it and all my cards bar one including driving licence and season ticket. Bummer. Black eye Friday? Aye, pissed as a fart, was out for a mates 40th, I'm certain I know where it is but it'll have went for a walk by now, just looked at the driving licence carry on, £20 to replace it, the bastards and you can bet your bottom dollar NUFC will milk replacing my ST. Someone on here said the other day it was £60 mate. Sorry about your bad luck. £60!!!! You've got to be joking!? If thats the case then Liverpool was my last game the fucking robbing bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26941 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 NUFC charge £5 to replace it or free if you have a crime number off the police. I'm amazed they don't charge more, to be honest. Llambias missing a trick there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 (edited) NUFC charge £5 to replace it or free if you have a crime number off the police. I'm amazed they don't charge more, to be honest. Llambias missing a trick there. fair play, thought someone had said that here last week but perhaps that was just what they were expecting to have to pay! Edited December 18, 2010 by trophyshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Shit mood. Lost my wallet last night, had about £70 left in it and all my cards bar one including driving licence and season ticket. Bummer. Black eye Friday? Aye, pissed as a fart, was out for a mates 40th, I'm certain I know where it is but it'll have went for a walk by now, just looked at the driving licence carry on, £20 to replace it, the bastards and you can bet your bottom dollar NUFC will milk replacing my ST. Someone on here said the other day it was £60 mate. Sorry about your bad luck. £60!!!! You've got to be joking!? If thats the case then Liverpool was my last game the fucking robbing bastards. Was he not talking about replacing a driving license? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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