TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 That beard, man. Bet it stinks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38786 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, SpaceCadet said: Of my Granny’s curry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38786 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 You ever go to a public toilet, and see a nugget of shite floating in the bowl, but you’re bursting so you have a piss It’s impossible not to piss on the nugget before you flush the whole mess away, isn’t it? You’re the nugget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Do Birmingham have the infrastructure to print and distribute leaflets yet or are we stuck airdropping these pics of White Power Dicky from above? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Spoiler Rattled. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3660 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Nearly there lads, he will have an anger stroke soon and his eyes will straighten up 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26413 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 An ugly, thick as pig shit, overweight, shit tattooed, bong eyed Brummie. It isn’t hard to see why he’s angry with the world. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3660 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 17 minutes ago, SpaceCadet said: My eyes were wonky in the picture because I was trying to catch a glimpse of both ends of your lasses gash. Your eyes are wonky cos of the inbreeding you thick, racist fat fuck 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 He could at least google better comebacks. Hold on, I'll do this one for you, kidda: "If you want some good come back, ask your lass" You can have that one. Which is also what I said when I was rattling your racist mam in her unmade single bed 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 ...the fuck? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38786 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Transvestite too, the thot plickens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 6 minutes ago, SpaceCadet said: I'm not a racist. Pastey tinkers aren't a race, it's like being racist against rats. You've remembered that analogy wrong from one of your marginally more evolved brethren. Close though, the Nazis love that one. Also, your Nan was a tinker, you thick, racist, fuckplug. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26413 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 No, a lot of them would have died at the hands of the Nazis that you support. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 You can just say "hurrrrr pothatho hurrrrrr gingure" randomly because you know where they're from. Well, you can, because that's all you do, but it's not a good...looks? Up your game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38786 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Wtf? Dicky’s brain has started shutting down non-vital functions as part of his defence mechanism - fight or shite. He can’t fight as he’s too fat, soooo… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26413 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 4 minutes ago, SpaceCadet said: What's it like to have Jon Snow bang your sister? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 10 minutes ago, SpaceCadet said: What's it like to have Jon Snow bang your sister? I'm happy as long as I can watch tbh. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38786 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 He’s gone full retard hasn’t he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38786 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 1 minute ago, SpaceCadet said: I'm off to bed. I'm due in Worcestershire tomorrow morning. I'm getting paid a ton and half to move half a ton Someone is paying you to walk? Nice work. I’ll be letting your local dole office know, just in case you forget to declare it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38786 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 And… just in case you think I’m joking in the above post, I’m not. I want to make that clear. I wouldn’t want you thinking I’d been underhand when I inform them about your benefit fraud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38786 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 1 minute ago, SpaceCadet said: I’m shitting myself now, why was I born so stupid? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38786 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Do you go for the £4:50 basic wash, or the £7 full wash and wax? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38786 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 What were you doing in that shithole? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3660 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 1 hour ago, SpaceCadet said: I'm not a racist. Pastey tinkers aren't a race, it's like being racist against rats. See, I’m actually mixed race. I’m not pasty or a tinker but you probably can’t see the difference with those X-ray eyes you Doyle. Crawl back to your unemployed, overweight, racist cave and die a long, painful death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38786 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 12 minutes ago, SpaceCadet said: On my way to another shithole, Birmingham. You live near Wednesbury. You have my deepest sympathy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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