Dr Gloom 19845 Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 i'm with tubs, for once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9023 Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 (edited) Don't think they'd bin you off for 2 sickies if you're otherwise doing a decent job. Especially if you make a big song and dance of it when you go back in on Monday. How you're so sorry, you're dead embarrassed, you know how this looks and you'll happily make up the hours and all that shit. Boss is likely to tell you not to worry. Mind if you're posting on here all day and showing your superiors the same kind of disrespect you show your betters on here, they're better off without you Edited October 6, 2017 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30492 Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Just now, The Fish said: Don't think they'd bin you off for 2 sickies if you're otherwise doing a decent job. Especially if you make a big song and dance of it when you go back in on Monday. How you're so sorry, you're dead embarrassed, you know how this looks and you'll happily make up the hours and all that shit. Boss is likely to tell you not to worry. Mind if you're posting on here all day and showing your superiors the same kind of disrespect you show your betters on here, they're better off without you Pot, kettle, black Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9023 Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Just now, Alex said: Pot, kettle, black Exactly, I should know exactly how much piss to take before getting the boot. As I've taken all of the piss and never been pied off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9023 Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Just now, Ant said: Fish who literally wore pyjamas to work ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30492 Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Just now, The Fish said: Exactly, I should know exactly how much piss to take before getting the boot. As I've taken all of the piss and never been pied off. Btw, I was at Andy Howey's Bird of Prey Centre (adjacent to Haggerston Castle) at the weekend and there was a young lad working there. It took a little while for the penny to drop until I realised he reminded me of you. Not only did he talk like you but he even looked a bit like you. It was quite weird once I twigged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9023 Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 2 minutes ago, Alex said: Btw, I was at Andy Howey's Bird of Prey Centre (adjacent to Haggerston Castle) at the weekend and there was a young lad working there. It took a little while for the penny to drop until I realised he reminded me of you. Not only did he talk like you but he even looked a bit like you. It was quite weird once I twigged. Was the sexy bastard beating away the girls with a shitty falcon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12770 Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 He was working at Andy Howey’s Bird of Prey Centre so I doubt that very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30492 Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Not quite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2154 Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 I'm very sad. I've been part of this community for 7 years now, or is it weeks... and I've never had a PM off anyone. The good news is some people here think my penis is impressive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Compared to your crack it is aye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2154 Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 2 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said: Compared to your crack it is aye You're obsessed, first my knob, now my crack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2154 Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Howay TheGingerQuiff, lets be friends, send me a PM saying nice things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2786 Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 A friend brought 4 locos from before they were banned here, stuffed on turkey and potato skins stuffed w bacon, chives and s.our cream (who even makes those for the holidays. my team lost all three of all our annual buddha ball matches. at our 5v5 side indoor match I scored an absolut belter from 25 yards. top corner and all dropped the trophy and it is busted. CHEERS!!! I am pissed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30492 Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 23 minutes ago, ohhh_yeah said: A friend brought 4 locos from before they were banned here, stuffed on turkey and potato skins stuffed w bacon, chives and s.our cream (who even makes those for the holidays. my team lost all three of all our annual buddha ball matches. at our 5v5 side indoor match I scored an absolut belter from 25 yards. top corner and all dropped the trophy and it is busted. CHEERS!!! I am pissed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26511 Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 Maybe Thanksgiving isn't so bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9023 Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3660 Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Sat in the Christie waiting room, last 6 monthly check up then it goes to once a year. So pretty good. It blows my mind every time I come here the amount of people that get cancer/have scares or whatever. The chemo rooms were without doubt the scariest fucking place I’ve ever been. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34692 Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Hope all is well mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30492 Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Aye, hope it's all good news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3660 Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Cheers lads, it’s pretty routine at this point. Been nearly 3 years since my op. The people who work at the Christie and the rest of the NHS are class, everything I and my brother (brain bleed) have been through and the care and quality of it are amazing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38872 Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 Having spent the entire weekend in the new gaff getting it ready to move in to, wallpapering, patching a fucked concrete hearth, new skirtings, filling cracks and whatever, I’ve just finished, and am now sitting in the garden of my soon-to-be old house, having a beer, tacos and listening to ( my soon-to-be-ex neighbours can suck it up ). 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3660 Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 Back at the Christie for my last CT scan. The gastrografin tastes mint after a weekend on the piss, be worth it if I don’t have to come back for a 3 years like. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38872 Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 What’s so bad about Handsworth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30492 Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 .........targeting Nazis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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