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The Secret Diary of Lee Ryder (aged 44 and a half)


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The knight asking Eddie if the club has had assurances from Man United whether they won't have to bring wellies to the game. :lol: 

 

Eddie's response deep down...

 

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19 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

The knight asking Eddie if the club has had assurances from Man United whether they won't have to bring wellies to the game. :lol: 

 

Eddie's response deep down...

 

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Part of me is impressed with how that bloke has robbed a living for decades.

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I had to laugh at his youtube video title from yesterday: "Newcastle United club growth like a racing car getting faster and faster". This is a professional writer with an analogy that a five year old would consider hackneyed.

 

Next video: "Newcastle go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!", opening with him playing with his favourite special edition black and white matchbox firebird on the rug in his living room.

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Gets a pay rise every time the national minimum wage goes up 

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17 hours ago, The Fish said:

Part of me is impressed with how that bloke has robbed a living for decades.

That part of you should be ashamed of himself.

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52 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

That part of you should be ashamed of himself.

That part of me is giving itself a jolly good talking to.

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Well, I was just visiting my folks who've been unwell and just around the corner from their street something stopped me right in my tracks and I had to pull over and take a picture. A classic example of life imitating art......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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It couldn't be, could it? :lol:

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You’d be surprised how much you can make caddying for Cock-eyed Mala 

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They're actually sending Ryder the whole way to Australia to cover two pointless friendlies? Who says that local media is dead?

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1 hour ago, RobinRobin said:

@Howmanheyman 

Did you ghost write this?

Was xpecting a "laters" at the end. :smile:

 

There's no way HMHM writes a sentence as bad as this, 'As we move on to Aussie land space there is excitement about what lies ahead'.

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1 minute ago, ewerk said:

 

There's no way HMHM writes a sentence as bad as this, 'As we move on to Aussie land space there is excitement about what lies ahead'.

He misspelled excrement lols

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5 hours ago, RobinRobin said:

@Howmanheyman 

Did you ghost write this?

Was xpecting a "laters" at the end. :smile:

 

 

"With Kings Cross reverberating by the time my train arrived in the capital Londoners looked shocked as chants of "Europe again, Europe again, Europe again, ole, ole" has the station shaking by its foundations. The crowds darted to move in different directions....."

 

 

 

 

Over to Barry Davies.....

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".....and the Knight is doing a filler bit for the Ronald Gill.....and it looks like..... Oh I say!!! He's even put a fans chant and lyrics in it!! That's magnificent, absolutely magnificent, AND after a few Moretti's after the match! Oh what a typical, typical Ryder report! Paragraphs of gibberish, hyperbole AND a sing-a-long! Just look at his face! Look at his face! [Chuckles]."

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