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The odds on a Newcastle United takeover happening in 2020 are just 6/4 after suggestions that a Middle East consortium are set to buy the club from Mike Ashley.

Saudi Arabia’s Prince Mohammed bin Salman has been repeatedly linked with the purchase of Newcastle, and Paddy Power make it just 2/1 for that to happen in 2020.

 

Paragraph 2 contradicting paragraph 1, the Ryder after a rough weekend authenticity stamp.

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Supporters have boycotted matches this season to protest Mike Ashley’s ownership, and the odds of him selling before the year is out are now 6/4

 

And then paragraph 3 contradicting paragraph 2. :lol: he must have been fucking wankered when he submitted this

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Apparently he's done a piece on the 89 relegation year calling the likes of Hendrie flops but not calling Pingel who he credits with an 'audacious' headed goal against champions Liverpool. :lol: He's obviously been in touch with Pingel for the story because Pingel was utterly shit, uninterested and for those who were there to see the 'audacious' header all we can do is :lol: :lol:. He knew fuck all about it and it hit him on the top/back of his head. Oh, Lee. When the Puntaz have a memory. And a brain. Never mind. 

 

 

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In the executive areas of St Mary's the half-time dessert being served up was rocky road cake, it could barely have been more appropriate for Bruce and Newcastle this season!


Breaking out the lolz for his loyal puntaz.

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2 hours ago, ewerk said:


Breaking out the lolz for his loyal puntaz.

:spit:

 

The rocky road patter, man. Parody tries it's best but you can't beat the real McCoy. :good:

 

 

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3 hours ago, ewerk said:


Breaking out the lolz for his loyal puntaz.

complete with exclamation mark. 

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It’s also ridiculous to reduce criticism to social media myths. There are enough people going to the matches who aren’t happy either. It’s going to be interesting how many people won’t renew their season tickets and how many free tickets the club will have to hand out next season.

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In the executive areas of St Mary's the half-time dessert being served up was rocky road cake, it could barely have been more appropriate for Bruce and Newcastle this season!

He sees things that would pass mere mortals by. He's a Geordie demi-God. 

 

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2 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

Rocky Road isn’t even a cake!!!

 

That could barely be more appropriate for Bruce and Newcastle this season!

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