Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 80's porn and the radge music which used to accompany it pmsl Chawaka-wow! Porn where everyone was perma-orange. With masses of pubic hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tuco Ramirez Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 80's porn and the radge music which used to accompany it pmsl Chawaka-wow! Porn where everyone was perma-orange. With masses of pubic hair. pmsl The first Frankie I ever saw this woman was being robbed by this bloke in her flat, so superman flies in through the window, and throws the robber out of it. "How could I ever repay you..." pmsl so cheesy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 One that particular sticks in the mind is the money shot being accompanied by the bloke saying "Whoah! On your tits!" Which quickly gained cliched status in the school playground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tuco Ramirez Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 One that particular sticks in the mind is the money shot being accompanied by the bloke saying "Whoah! On your tits!" Which quickly gained cliched status in the school playground. One thing I never get with porn is when they shoot their muck on the birds face and it goes in their hair and everything. I'd expect a smack in the mouth if I did that. Each to their own I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14069 Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 It's double the comedy if the porn is foreign. Moustachioed German blokes grunting "Ich komme gleich! Ich komme gleich!" as they shoot into some hairy-pitted lass's mouth. You don't get sex education like that these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3986 Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 You don't get sex education like that these days. 70's, 80s, 90s and German are recognised genres in Internet Porn though. I have to say it's sometimes worth watching an old skool one just for the attempt at a "plot". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Wayfarer-style sunglasses were proper 80s. Yes, I had a pair. Had Elvis ones with silver rims. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14069 Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 You don't get sex education like that these days. 70's, 80s, 90s and German are recognised genres in Internet Porn though. Some of us wouldn't be knowing about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigAl 0 Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 (edited) Peugeot 205 GTI Cameo, She's Strange Hoffmeister lager Pernod & Black Dungarees Chinese slippers Edited August 24, 2010 by BigAl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3986 Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 (edited) Pernod & Black Still drink that occasionally. Also had a spell drinking Snakey and black. Edited August 24, 2010 by NJS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruler of Planet Houston 1 Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Ghetto Blasters and Break Dancing! The gay lads from school mincing down the street in the jazz band in shields The country went down hill from 1990 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Can't believe I forgot breakdancing and ghetto blasters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruler of Planet Houston 1 Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Can't believe I forgot breakdancing and ghetto blasters. Carried on the shoulder of course, with a bit of a swagger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 And some lino, for backspins etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 And some lino, for backspins etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Peugeot 206 GTICameo, She's Strange Hoffmeister lager Pernod & Black Dungarees Chinese slippers 205, shirley? XR3i's too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Rumours that lasses would wank ye off for a metro 5-rider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Wayfarer-style sunglasses were proper 80s. Yes, I had a pair. Made a bit of a comeback haven't they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donaldstott 0 Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 White dog poo. British Knights trainers. Remote controls actually attached to the television. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 (edited) Charlie Sheen Emilio Estavez top gun Mike leigh harold pinter the pogues coctueu twins lush curve jesus and mary chain stranglers ghostbusters deer hunter the smiths The Blues Brothers Kouros farrah Geroge benson D-train cap sleeves reebock Pool tables lager and black orangina sprite hp sauce/ daddies umbongo The first capucinno machines the jukebox on the wall that flips little cards parks girls who talked joe bloggs jeans erasure the cure Edited August 24, 2010 by Park Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Charlie SheenEmilio Estavez top gun Mike leigh harold pinter the pogues coctueu twins the smiths The Blues Brothers Kouros farrah Geroge benson D-train cap sleeves reebock Pool tables lager and black The first capucinno machines the jukebox on the wall that flips little cards parks girls who talked joe bloggs jeans erasure the cure Still called frothy coffee up here until the mid-90s I'll give you Kouros like. And Jazz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19840 Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 on the subject of porn, i miss the old vintage stuff from the 80s and 90s when they actually went at it like normal people. today's it all seems to be this gonzo stuff which seems to cater for people who get off on seeing how far the filmmakers will go in their quest to find new ways to degrade the female porn stars. it's like they're all trying to outdo each other with the number of things they can stick in any of number of orifices at any one time. and that bukkake shit? gross - who gets off on that? not really the kind of thing to watch with the mrs when you're trying to get her in the mood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Charlie SheenEmilio Estavez top gun Mike leigh harold pinter the pogues coctueu twins the smiths The Blues Brothers Kouros farrah Geroge benson D-train cap sleeves reebock Pool tables lager and black The first capucinno machines the jukebox on the wall that flips little cards parks girls who talked joe bloggs jeans erasure the cure Still called frothy coffee up here until the mid-90s I'll give you Kouros like. And Jazz. Black and White bottle. Pringle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Charlie SheenEmilio Estavez top gun Mike leigh harold pinter the pogues coctueu twins the smiths The Blues Brothers Kouros farrah Geroge benson D-train cap sleeves reebock Pool tables lager and black The first capucinno machines the jukebox on the wall that flips little cards parks girls who talked joe bloggs jeans erasure the cure Still called frothy coffee up here until the mid-90s I'll give you Kouros like. And Jazz. Black and White bottle. Pringle. Aye, funny how Lyle and Scott has made a big comeback too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34632 Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Booking the new releases out at the video shop cos they'd only have one copy of each film. You could reserve stuff at Video Phil (what a name!) at the nook in shields and had to keep checking to see if the person that had it had brought it back in yet. Fixing the tracking and fast forwarding and rewinding if the tape wasn't quite working properly. I'm in Scotland at the minute and just walked down a street with a Victoria Wine and an Intersport on it. Land that time forgot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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