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What you would buy with £10,000,000. (or the equivalent in Ozzie Dollars) and I don't mean "nice house, nice car, nice boat" I want websites, and prices. Material items only, no charitible donations or Savings accounts etc.

 

Staff will count towards the total, as will holidays and services (hitmen etc.*)

 

 

With my £10,000,000 I'd buy....

 

$8250000/ £4,809,090

http://www.landvest.com/fine_homes/more.asp?PropID=MA0987

 

£5190910

 

$9,400/ £5,479.44

http://www.classicsandcustoms.com/search/details.asp?

 

1=1&listing_id=13979

 

£5185430.56

 

Bentley Arnage $200,000/ £116,584

£5068846.56

 

... now things are getting tricky.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*You never know.... ;)

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My first £2,400 would be spent on a VIP Paddock Pass for the Monaco GP. I'll also need to budget in travel, accommodation, and an inconspicuous outfit suitable for stalking.

 

Next up.... hmmmmm....... *goes off to think*

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-blyth spartans - £100'000

-big old hoose in the country somewhere - £1'000'000

-luxury box at st james - £5000

-flat in manhattan - £3'000'000

-beach house in OC - £3'000'000

-nice posh BMW/Merc - £100'000

-ridiculously expensive ferrari - £250'000

 

leaves £2-3 mil in the bank to live off the interest. my full time job would be director of football at blyth with the aim of getting us in league 2.

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Talking of shoes on wheels... knock off another $64 (£37)...

 

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Always thought they looked quite fun.

 

Hmm... I need myself some form of big ass house with turrets........

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You just wouldn't let this go would you fish?

 

First I'd be on the phone to purchase a season ticket what's that worth? £500-700

Next I'd have to buy this so I could get there.

it's second hand!

Obviously with only 10m I can only afford a one-eight-share which is about US$4.03 million, management fees are US$20,500 a month and the hourly rate is US$2,890.

 

And if I had a bit left over maybe I could afford this.lancia

 

That's it I'm broke but I'd probably be just able to afford a whole season of home games, if I didn't stay the evening, flew in and out in the day and didn't eat.

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Right. somewhere to live.

 

This place is frickin' AWESOME - it has a portcullis and turrets and towers and all!!!! WOW!!

 

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It's in Idaho though. Hmmmm... NOT the most convenient for me....

 

But only $2.1m (£1.22m) ... so maybe a nice holiday home.....

 

*continues looking*

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Right. somewhere to live.

 

This place is frickin' AWESOME - it has a portcullis and turrets and towers and all!!!! WOW!!

 

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It's in Idaho though.  Hmmmm... NOT the most convenient for me....

 

But only $2.1m  (£1.22m) ... so maybe a nice holiday home.....

 

*continues looking*

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The heating bills must be huge.

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I've just realised. I have TEN MILLION POUNDS here..... I'm such an idiot.

 

My first £2,400 would be spent on a VIP Paddock Pass for the Monaco GP.  I'll also need to budget in travel, accommodation, and an inconspicuous outfit suitable for stalking.

 

Next up.... hmmmmm....... *goes off to think*

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I would also get pit lane passes for all the other races too. But I wouldn't buy them too far in advance, because in the end Jenson'll just invite me along for free, so it's ok.

 

Although if I did buy them and didn't need them, I could give them at random to lowly general admission folk and completely make their day(/year). ;)

 

Oooo..... and accommodation in Edinburgh for the whole of the festival........

 

This needs more research tomorrow. When I should be doing my accounting project.

 

DAMN YOU, FISH!!

 

Nice thread though. Tiz fun. :angry:

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I just realised that the half hour (or whatever) I spent searching for the Perfect Castle, I spent IGNORING all the links to websites that SELL BOUNCY CASTLES.

 

Talking of fucktards!!!!! ;)

 

WHY did it not occur to me STRAIGHT AWAY that I HAVE TEN MILLION POUNDS. I CAN BUY A BOUNCY CASTLE!!!!!

 

I could keep it in the biggest room of my castle. A castle within a castle. Fantastiche!!!

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I'd buy my way to Eurovision for a corrupt country like Belarus and blow the rest on a promotional budget. £1 million got this useless old slapper:

 

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...to within three places of qualifying for the final, so I'm sure the best part of an eight-figure sum would be more than enough to plant thousands moles in low-population, low-televote countries like Andorra and Albania, thus guaranteeing my success. Albeit by extremely dubious means. Hurrah! ;)

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