Asprilla 96 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Former footballer Paul Gascoigne has been warned he could be jailed after admitting driving while more than four times the legal alcohol limit. The 43-year-old Tyneside-born former England midfielder appeared at Newcastle Magistrates Court. Gascoigne, who played for Newcastle, Tottenham, Lazio, Rangers and Middlesbrough was stopped by police in Newcastle on 8 October. He was breathalysed and charged after the incident. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-11584520 * Cop taps on car window * Officer: "Wind the window down please sir" Gazza: "All right mate, how's it ganning!" Officer: "You were observed driving erratically and over the speed limit, sir. What's your explanation for this?" Gazza: "Ah howay man, you'll have to speak to me agent here." * Puts toy parrot up to window * Toy Parrot: "Fuck off pig! Fuck off pig!" Officer: "Step out of the car, now. And keep your hands where I can see them." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shackbleep 0 Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 SkyNewsBreak - Paul Gascoigne has been arrested by Northumbria police following a drugs raid on a house in North Tyneside Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tuco Ramirez Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 SkyNewsBreak - Paul Gascoigne has been arrested by Northumbria police following a drugs raid on a house in North Tyneside FFS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Fucking hell. He wants locking up like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26610 Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Deserves all he gets now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Thing is what he wants is sectioning I would imagine. What he'll get is just locking up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16860 Posted October 22, 2010 Author Share Posted October 22, 2010 Is the situation with Gazza a sad one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shackbleep 0 Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Thing is what he wants is sectioning I would imagine. What he'll get is just locking up. Agreed. Needs to be sectioned for his own good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12804 Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Gazza, man Shouldn't really be shocked anymore but it's still a depressing state he's in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 I'll be honest, I wonder what will come first-Gazza dying or the 2012 Olympics. I do worry for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 beyond help I think.............................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38943 Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Saw a report about this on Look North. Said he was lifted from a holiday cottage in Burradon. That's the most shocking aspect of this- a Holiday cottage in Burradon ? FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Saw a report about this on Look North. Said he was lifted from a holiday cottage in Burradon. That's the most shocking aspect of this- a Holiday cottage in Burradon ? FFS I don't know, it could have been a pikey's caravan in Derry like where tt's shitty ranga lives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Saw a report about this on Look North. Said he was lifted from a holiday cottage in Burradon. That's the most shocking aspect of this- a Holiday cottage in Burradon ? FFS I don't know, it could have been a pikey's caravan in Derry like where tt's shitty ranga lives You're obsessed with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Saw a report about this on Look North. Said he was lifted from a holiday cottage in Burradon. That's the most shocking aspect of this- a Holiday cottage in Burradon ? FFS I know, they're the ones I mentioned here: http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=762701 It's not really in Burradon like, it's on a farm just outside it, but still Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 10084 Posted November 3, 2010 Share Posted November 3, 2010 Breaking News Former England football star Paul Gascoigne is to represent himself in court against a drink driving-charge. The ex-Newcastle United and Tottenham Hotspur player denies the charge and is due to go trial at Northallerton Magistrates' Court in North Yorkshire. He was due to be represented by lawyer Stephen Andrews, who has withdrawn from the case after lengthy legal discussions. Mr Andrews told magistrates he had only recently been instructed and he needed more time to prepare his case and call witnesses. But his application to adjourn was dismissed by the bench which accused Gascoigne of creating a delay. The magistrates said they intended to hear the case along with that of co-accused Michael Harvey. Gascoigne is accused of driving a Ford Transit van while more than four times the limit on February 7 at Leeming Bar, North Yorkshire. It was alleged during a previous hearing that when tested he was found to have 467 milligrams of alcohol in 100 millilitres of urine. The legal limit is 107 milligrams. Gascoigne, 43, has also pleaded not guilty to driving without insurance. The footballer, of Jesmond Park, Newcastle, is due to go on trial alongside his friend Harvey, 40. Harvey, of Wood Street, Gateshead, is accused of similar offences which have not yet been specified in court. Fucking hell man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 3, 2010 Share Posted November 3, 2010 Breaking News Former England football star Paul Gascoigne is to represent himself in court against a drink driving-charge. The ex-Newcastle United and Tottenham Hotspur player denies the charge and is due to go trial at Northallerton Magistrates' Court in North Yorkshire. He was due to be represented by lawyer Stephen Andrews, who has withdrawn from the case after lengthy legal discussions. Mr Andrews told magistrates he had only recently been instructed and he needed more time to prepare his case and call witnesses. It was alleged during a previous hearing that when tested he was found to have 467 milligrams of alcohol in 100 millilitres of urine. The legal limit is 107 milligrams. Fucking hell man Call witnesses? I shudder to think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TicTacWoe 0 Posted November 3, 2010 Share Posted November 3, 2010 a genuine case for pleading insanity... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 3, 2010 Share Posted November 3, 2010 a genuine case for pleading insanity... ...as a defence to excess alcohol? I'll take my hat off to Gazza if he manages that like, he would create legal history Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6006 Posted November 4, 2010 Share Posted November 4, 2010 Gazza Police Negotiator, Gazza Attorney at Law . . . Bravo and Dave are in a tense bidding war for the TV rights as we speak! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 4, 2010 Share Posted November 4, 2010 Gazza Police Negotiator, Gazza Attorney at Law . . . Bravo and Dave are in a tense bidding war for the TV rights as we speak! You could imagine them doing a show on him like. A bit like I'm with Busey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 4, 2010 Share Posted November 4, 2010 Gazza Police Negotiator, Gazza Attorney at Law . . . Bravo and Dave are in a tense bidding war for the TV rights as we speak! You could imagine them doing a show on him like. A bit like I'm with Busey. 'I'm with Boozey' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35012 Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 No show in court today. Probably busy drinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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