Sonatine 13479 Posted August 13 Share Posted August 13 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: Took the family for a trip out up Northumberland yesterday, and as we passed this farmer stood in amongst his crops I told the kids that he was a particularly talented farmer. “ Why’s that then, you dodgy old Whopper?” says they. “ BECAUSE HE’S OUTSTANDING IN HIS FIELD!” said I, dodging the blows. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4949 Posted August 13 Share Posted August 13 2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Took the family for a trip out up Northumberland yesterday, and as we passed this farmer stood in amongst his crops I told the kids that he was a particularly talented farmer. “ Why’s that then, you dodgy old Whopper?” says they. “ BECAUSE HE’S OUTSTANDING IN HIS FIELD!” said I, dodging the blows 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14503 Posted August 13 Share Posted August 13 4 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Took the family for a trip out up Northumberland yesterday, and as we passed this farmer stood in amongst his crops I told the kids that he was a particularly talented farmer. “ Why’s that then, you dodgy old Whopper?” says they. “ BECAUSE HE’S OUTSTANDING IN HIS FIELD!” said I, dodging the blows 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 6001 Posted August 26 Share Posted August 26 This place clearly needs a lift so, what did the drummer name his two daughters? Anna one Anna two 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43933 Posted August 26 Share Posted August 26 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 12383 Posted August 26 Share Posted August 26 2 hours ago, aimaad22 said: This place clearly needs a lift so, what did the drummer name his two daughters? Anna one Anna two Cannot believe you neglected to sign off without this fella… 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14503 Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 6 hours ago, aimaad22 said: This place clearly needs a lift so, what did the drummer name his two daughters? Anna one Anna two 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trainman 165 Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 Lot of pages to scroll here but, in case you've not had it, How do Mexicans keep warm? They use chicken fajitas... 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63200 Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 What did the Mexican say when his house fell on him? Get off me, homes! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wardi 399 Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 Then there were the two Spanish fireman's sons... Hose A and Hose B. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42149 Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 (edited) What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Quattro cinco Edited August 27 by Alex 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 12383 Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 6001 Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 Mexican and black jokes are all the same If you've seen Juan you've seen Jamal 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63200 Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 We've finally all lived long enough to turn Toontastic racist. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43933 Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 What's this symbolise? * *Apart from I can't draw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63200 Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 4 Mexicans pissing into a hole? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43933 Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 2 minutes ago, Gemmill said: 4 Mexicans pissing into a hole? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43933 Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 What about this? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63200 Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 Four klansmen looking at the fella they just chucked down a well? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 6001 Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 A KKK huddle? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 6001 Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 Beat me to it, bastard 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43933 Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 Just now, Gemmill said: Four klansmen looking at the fella they just chucked down a well? Close. Just now, aimaad22 said: A KKK huddle? Close. It's the POV of a KKK victim looking back up towards the top of a well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63200 Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 Get fucked, that's exactly what I said. You will NOT question my racist upbringing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 6001 Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 27 minutes ago, Gemmill said: We've finally all lived long enough to turn Toontastic racist. We respect cultures too, I've got a ton of respect for the Japanese and their idea of honor. Even their pets buy into it. There was this frog a WW2 soldier had that decided to follow him into death. It kermit suicide. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43933 Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 1 minute ago, Gemmill said: Get fucked, that's exactly what I said. You will NOT question my racist upbringing. I didn't say you weren't close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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