aimaad22 3472 Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, you’re in here a lot, are you an alcoholic?” The horse ponders for a minute then responds “I don’t think I am.” And poof, he disappears. This is where philosophy students start to snicker, as they’re familiar with Descartes’ famous postulate, “I think, therefore I am.” But telling you that first would be putting Descartes before the horse. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 10000 Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wardi 82 Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 Police investigating a robbery at a prosthetics factory say they are searching for a number of unarmed criminals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9232 Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 1 hour ago, Wardi said: Police investigating a robbery at a prosthetics factory say they are searching for a number of unarmed criminals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5509 Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 1 hour ago, Wardi said: Police investigating a robbery at a prosthetics factory say they are searching for a number of unarmed criminals. They'd be heavily armed, Shirley. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2113 Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 Q. How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Ha ha!! Screw! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5509 Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 1 hour ago, Tdansmith said: Q. How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Ha ha!! Screw! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38768 Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 5 hours ago, Wardi said: Police investigating a robbery at a prosthetics factory say they are searching for a number of unarmed criminals. A massive sinkhole has just appeared on the A1 at Gosforth. Police are looking in to it. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 4 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: A massive sinkhole has just appeared on the A1 at Gosforth. Police are looking in to it. Less "get fucked", more "stick it up your Western Bypass" 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38768 Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 Just now, Meenzer said: Less "get fucked", more "stick it up your Western Bypass" Actual place in Coleraine, mate of mine grew up there. We called him Winnet once we found out. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5509 Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 8 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: A massive sinkhole has just appeared on the A1 at Gosforth. Police are looking in to it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38768 Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 9 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: A massive sinkhole has just appeared on the A1 at Gosforth. Police are looking in to it. The investing officers returned to the station to find that their toilets had been taken in an opportunistic burglary. They hope to find the perpetrators but at the moment they have nothing to go on. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5509 Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 10 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: The investing officers returned to the station to find that their toilets had been taken in an opportunistic burglary. They hope to find the perpetrators but at the moment they have nothing to go on. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 16 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: The investing officers returned to the station to find that their toilets had been taken in an opportunistic burglary. They hope to find the perpetrators but at the moment they have nothing to go on. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 10000 Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 (edited) 4 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: The investing officers returned to the station to find that their toilets had been taken in an opportunistic burglary. They hope to find the perpetrators but at the moment they have nothing to go on. Edited March 8 by Sonatine 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38768 Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 Sorry lads, but that’s just the state of British policing. As it stands 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wardi 82 Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 Police have pulled over a suspicious empty horsebox on the A1 with Irish number plates. The driver claimed he was taking the non-runners to Catterick. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2113 Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 1 minute ago, Wardi said: Police have pulled over a suspicious empty horsebox on the A1 with Irish number plates. The driver claimed he was taking the non-runners to Catterick. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9232 Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 3472 Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 Orlando Bloom has just bought his son the complete Lego collection, and by complete I mean EVERYTHING they make. Rooms upon rooms of little bricks. He just never wants the lad to be legoless. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9232 Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 3 hours ago, aimaad22 said: Orlando Bloom has just bought his son the complete Lego collection, and by complete I mean EVERYTHING they make. Rooms upon rooms of little bricks. He just never wants the lad to be legoless. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34469 Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 11 hours ago, aimaad22 said: Orlando Bloom has just bought his son the complete Lego collection, and by complete I mean EVERYTHING they make. Rooms upon rooms of little bricks. He just never wants the lad to be legoless. For someone who rarely comes into General Chat, for you to take the time to come here and post THIS. OF ALL THINGS. THIS!? DISGUSTING! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38768 Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 12 hours ago, aimaad22 said: Orlando Bloom has just bought his son the complete Lego collection, and by complete I mean EVERYTHING they make. Rooms upon rooms of little bricks. He just never wants the lad to be legoless. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5509 Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 12 hours ago, aimaad22 said: Orlando Bloom has just bought his son the complete Lego collection, and by complete I mean EVERYTHING they make. Rooms upon rooms of little bricks. He just never wants the lad to be legoless. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wardi 82 Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 A lorry load of stolen wigs has overturned on the A1 near Washington. Police are now combing the area. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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