Gemmill 34451 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 You say that as if it makes it okay to get tucked in by mammy in your 30s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 You say that as if it makes it okay to get tucked in by mammy in your 30s. I'm not taking this shit from someone who needs a ticker made by Fisher Price. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34451 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 At least that was a genuine health complaint. And I didn't need my mam to take me to hospital. Â How did your flatmate deliver his diagnosis? Â "For fucks sake Dave, IT'S ONLY FOOD POISONING!" Â "FOOD POISONING!? OMG SOMEBODY GET MAMMY!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 (edited) Nah, the Dr sat on my bed, held my hands, fixed me with a stern expression and said "I'm so sorry David, it's food poisoning, there's... (she cried at this bit)... there's nothing more we can do." She stood and walked to the door to be consoled by another housemate who was also fighting back tears. It was only then, when I stood at the edge of darkness, that I realised the hole I'd leave in their lives. I'm not saying I'm a hero, just a man who refuses to go softly into the night. Â So yeah I defeated that which would leave most men nothing but a wretched husk, but I didn't do it for me. I did it for you. Â It's just what I do. Â p.s. How sexist are you? Dr = Man? This shit right here is why people spit in your drinks Edited July 6, 2012 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34451 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 The assumption that your "flatmate" was male was for reasons other than sexism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 The rain has started in Boldon! Â Run, run for your lives..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Nothing here in Whitley . . yet . Â Mind it doesn't want to either after last weeks carry-on ! Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 It's stopped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38757 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Nothing here in Whitley . . yet .  Mind it doesn't want to either after last weeks carry-on !  You need a landscape gardener, based in Whitley area.   Hmmmm    Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34451 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Nothing in Gosforth yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38757 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Forest Hall - no precipitation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 You need a landscape gardener, based in Whitley area.   Hmmmm     For 'shed' read 'ark' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17767 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Well, I've decided to go for it. Hero that I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38757 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012   For 'shed' read 'ark' Hint; Tree Hedge Ark Shrub Plant Tree Vine Plant Shrub Bench Water Feature  You with me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Ha aye , that Deano fella who got his bush in a twist . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38757 Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 http://newslite.tv/2012/01/18/bbc-weather-presenter-carol-ki.html  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 no doubt about it, this summer is absolutely diabolical. There is just no other word for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flap 0 Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 What about 'wet'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooner 243 Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 finally had the weather pattern change here, for the month of june we recieved 227mm of rainfall (350% of the normal). first week of july had been going down the same route when it just changed, now clear sky and a sweaty 32 degrees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 Where is Jan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5907 Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 In between Dec and Feb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 Claggy as owt tonight mind. Got all the windows and doors open and it's still warm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26824 Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 Claggy as owt tonight mind.Got all the windows and doors open and it's still warm. Can we just clarify that it's the weather you're referring to Catmag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 To be fair, he could have bolded the whole sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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