trophyshy 6434 Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 wishing you the fishiest of fingers on your birthday mate, have a good un! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Happy birthday Fish, have a good'un. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Was oop norf for my nephew's Christening and loads of family were around which was canny. Got a bit "... all right, the novelty has worn off, fuck off now please" towards the end of Sunday but good times none-the-less Was out in Newcastle on Friday night, got incredibly fucked and was apparently a massive prick to all and sundry, from telling a good friend her shoes were ridiculous and her outfit made her look like a whore, to calling another friend a waste-of-bones cunt because he wouldn't take my card to the bar... I'm amazed I didn't come on here dribbling like a retard. Mind, at least I didn't wake up in Saltwell. Thanks for the messages, but I figured the real reason you've made this thread is to find out what my sisters bought for me, so I'll not disappoint: Well first one bought for me, a bottle of aftershave, the other has bought me a big mug for tea or coffee which says "Size Matters" (You've no idea how tempted I was to glance at her gunt and say "clearly"). Not bad, eh? Well alls well until my Mam and Dad pull me to one side and say the reason they've not got me anything is because they needed to help finance my sister's move. You see she's finally moving out at the age of 31... So the eldest sister screws over my 30th by Christening her fat dribbly progeny who is already doomed to become a social misfit, and the other screws it over by emptying my parents bank account again. So I'm heading back down to London to have a Hog-Roast with my mates on Saturday and then off to a roof terrace bar to drink until the sun comes up. Weather report is a decent 21 with 5% chance of rain. (In all seriousness I'm delighted that I didn't get a tesco voucher from the former and I'm delighted the latter is finally moving out, so I guess that's enough of a gift ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Do admit I thought you were older , happy 30th Fish, all downhill from here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Yeah same here Happy Birthday Fish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Happy birthday mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Happy Birthday young fucker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 fuck I watch too much cbeebies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 I'll never forget the whole putting a mod on TT as part of his CV or whaever that hilarious week was about... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14042 Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 I'll never forget the whole putting a mod on TT as part of his CV or whaever that hilarious week was about... You mean you'll never forget it, but you've kind of forgotten it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38752 Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 fuck I watch too much cbeebies It gets into your head. I was fuckkng outraged when Chris & Poi got shunted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 I'll never forget the whole putting a mod on TT as part of his CV or whaever that hilarious week was about... You mean you'll never forget it, but you've kind of forgotten it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26812 Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 He seems older than 30, mind. All the best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Can everyone fuck off with this "You seemed older" shit?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26812 Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Doesn't look a day older than 31. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 I make up for my lack of hair, with an abundance of being better than you shits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Always thought you come off like a studenty type, sort of 23-24ish. Is that better, or worse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Muchos better Basically people think I'm older because I've standards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 Muchos better Basically people think I'm older because I've standards Nothing to do with the fact that your dad looks younger than you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 Muchos better Basically people think I'm older because I've standards Nothing to do with the fact that your dad looks younger than you. And a good blazer adds at least 10 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 Looks more like a turtle than a fish tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 Can everyone fuck off with this "You seemed older" shit?! Sorry Fish. Perhaps I was thinking of Terry Thomas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6302 Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 I make up for my lack of hair, with an abundance of being fatter than you shits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 Aw Fish, I should let this go but I've got to say.... No Birthday Pressie from your parents?! Nothing at all? Especially since it was your 30th!! It was my son's Birthday the same day as you and we got him an HTC phone, A senna top (very nice) A book, a couple DVD's and some choccys, and it wasn't even a special Birthday. Now don't get me wrong, I know its not the amount you spend that counts but the thought... but even if I was broke I'd still have to get my son a few little gifts to open. I feel kinda sorry for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 Aw Fish, I should let this go but I've got to say.... No Birthday Pressie from your parents?! Nothing at all? Especially since it was your 30th!! It was my son's Birthday the same day as you and we got him an HTC phone, A senna top (very nice) A book, a couple DVD's and some choccys, and it wasn't even a special Birthday. Now don't get me wrong, I know its not the amount you spend that counts but the thought... but even if I was broke I'd still have to get my son a few little gifts to open. I feel kinda sorry for you. Kinda used to it, more excited about Saturday tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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