Ollie Burtons Grandad 0 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Seeing as the wankers that run NUFC have failed yet again to get a decent striker in I was wondering if Parsnip will yet again be looking in the bargain bin of Footballs aged, crippled and generally shite strikers to "get on over the line" Kuqi style. Eider Gudjohnsen is still available after being shown the door by Stoke and so is James Beattie after being hoyed out by Rangers. Both seem to fit the Kuqi criteria ie Old slow cheap shit. Personally I think Pardew will sign Beattie; anyone else with other shite strikers who are about on a free? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 El Hadji Diouf. *Shudders* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 gudjohnsen was good once upon a time, get him in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 that's genuinely more out of concern for my fifa team btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteroidblitz 12 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Gudjohnsen has gone to AEK Athens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Seeing as the wankers that run NUFC have failed yet again to get a decent striker in I was wondering if Parsnip will yet again be looking in the bargain bin of Footballs aged, crippled and generally shite strikers to "get on over the line" Kuqi style. Eider Gudjohnsen is still available after being shown the door by Stoke and so is James Beattie after being hoyed out by Rangers. Both seem to fit the Kuqi criteria ie Old slow cheap shit. Personally I think Pardew will sign Beattie; anyone else with other shite strikers who are about on a free? Albert Bennett may be waiting for a call Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandman02uk 0 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 fucking hell man I could do a job up front, I'll grab me sneakers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welsh Magpie 0 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 just got her on a free should do a decent job upfront. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13885 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Photo's of Jackie, Sir Bobby & Shearer. Those days are long gone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeris 0 Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 (edited) There are some decent back-up players we could have taken. Daniel Jensen playmaker/box-to-box midfielder released from Werder Bremen, Andreas Hinkel pretty decent right back released from Celtic, Nelson Rivas mentally retarded but lightning fast centre back released from Inter, also James McFadden ST, Mikael Forssell ST, Malkhaz Asatiani DC, Drago Gabric AM, Jlloyd Samuel LB, 35 year old target man Julio Cruz, or bringing back ol'Lomano Lualua seems a tad interesting. Edited September 2, 2011 by Aeris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Please God, not Diouf. Woman beating shit of a man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 0 Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Please God, not Diouf. Woman beating shit of a man. Not sure I'd be able to go watch us if he was playing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 6271 Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6320 Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Doesn't sound like it'll be Carlton Cole anyway..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Please God, not Diouf. Woman beating shit of a man. aye agreed, I'm the first to say that you can turn a blind eye to certain things and manage different personalities, if players perform on the pitch, but there is always an exception. And this is it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Please God, not Diouf. Woman beating shit of a man. aye agreed, I'm the first to say that you can turn a blind eye to certain things and manage different personalities, if players perform on the pitch, but there is always an exception. And this is it. I beat wor lass up yesterday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Please God, not Diouf. Woman beating shit of a man. aye agreed, I'm the first to say that you can turn a blind eye to certain things and manage different personalities, if players perform on the pitch, but there is always an exception. And this is it. I beat wor lass up yesterday I got up at nine she had a lie in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Please God, not Diouf. Woman beating shit of a man. aye agreed, I'm the first to say that you can turn a blind eye to certain things and manage different personalities, if players perform on the pitch, but there is always an exception. And this is it. I beat wor lass up yesterday I got up at nine she had a lie in. Though we both know life is so much easier if they're kept in their place. And, deep down, I suspect they actually like being knocked about a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Please God, not Diouf. Woman beating shit of a man. aye agreed, I'm the first to say that you can turn a blind eye to certain things and manage different personalities, if players perform on the pitch, but there is always an exception. And this is it. I beat wor lass up yesterday you were crap on the pitch anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Wouldn't mind seeing McFadden here if we have to settle for a temporary striking option. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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