manc-mag 1 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 What does your missus hair smell like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandancer82 0 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Wtf does 'on message' mean? Glad I'm not the only one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Wtf does 'on message' mean? It's shit management speak that means you're on the right lines, singing from the same hymn sheet etc. Ah, right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34460 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Realistically you shouldn't be meeting this bird. She was trying it on the other night and I think you know you'd like to knob her. Having said that, I'd kind of like you to get stuck into her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Using on message is a cunt's trick at the best of times. Using it to refer to her relationship with the father of her child is staggering. What the fucks on message mean? We're not all posh cunts ye naa and am sure am not the only one wondering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 (edited) What are your personal rules regarding flirting and hanky panky in general? are you having mrs trouble again Parky ? Edit. OK. Lots of posts in the last few hours. Edited September 20, 2011 by LeazesMag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted September 20, 2011 Author Share Posted September 20, 2011 What are your personal rules regarding flirting and hanky panky in general? are you having mrs trouble again Parky ? No she's been as good as gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Fuck the Italian bird then go home and put the sofa against the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Parky being 'on message' just means he hasnt made a massive scene and embarrassed everyone for a few weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34460 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Using on message is a cunt's trick at the best of times. Using it to refer to her relationship with the father of her child is staggering. What the fucks on message mean? We're not all posh cunts ye naa and am sure am not the only one wondering. Fucking hell, it's not like I used it. You're so off message with that post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Wtf does 'on message' mean? It's shit management speak that means you're on the right lines, singing from the same hymn sheet etc. Ah, right. it means he's a ham fisted cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34460 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Parky being 'on message' just means he hasnt made a massive scene and embarrassed everyone for a few weeks. He hasn't shit himself on mushrooms this quarter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Parky being 'on message' just means he hasnt made a massive scene and embarrassed everyone for a few weeks. On message. One of the shitest phrases I've ever heard. Auf Nachricht. Sounds even more wank in German. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Using on message is a cunt's trick at the best of times. Using it to refer to her relationship with the father of her child is staggering. What the fucks on message mean? We're not all posh cunts ye naa and am sure am not the only one wondering. Fucking hell, it's not like I used it. You're so off message with that post. I'm not saying you're a posh cunt!!! I still credit you with influencing my present spelling of doilum, so there ye are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted September 20, 2011 Author Share Posted September 20, 2011 Parky being 'on message' just means he hasnt made a massive scene and embarrassed everyone for a few weeks. Especially about the Holocaust. Chez you've just got married. What would you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 What does your missus hair smell like? Deceit I'm just presuming that as it seems like there may be some less than ideal dealings on her part reading between the lines on here. My advice would be: If you want things to work with your missus then stay clear of the lass. If you want revenge on yer missus than shag the lass until you break your knob... however bare in mind that in the long run this will probably make your relationship worse with your missus even if she never finds out If you dont really want to be with your missus anymore then just shag away but dump your missus or... Get them both really drunk and convince them a threesome is the best idea ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 What are your personal rules regarding flirting and hanky panky in general? I'm not even allowed to talk to a lass if she's vaguely attractive when I'm out with her, but flirting as long as it's not too heavy you deal with it. I think if you have major doubts and you've been given reason to have them what is the point in the relationship, in your case though I know it's complicated by the bairn. Hanky Panky in general?!?! If that's going on she's not happy in the relationship and nor should you be. agree with the sentiments here Parky. At my age now, I would say that if you do it you're looking for something you don't have or you've lost. Go for it and hope you get away with it, or sort out what you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34460 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Parky blatantly knows what to do but is gagging for permission from the internet to do the opposite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Parky being 'on message' just means he hasnt made a massive scene and embarrassed everyone for a few weeks. He hasn't shit himself on mushrooms this quarter. When did Chez get married btw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Parky blatantly knows what to do but is gagging for permission from the internet to do the opposite. Basically what I was getting at earlier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16640 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 A crafty glance at best! A good rule of thumb is if you wouldn't like something done to you, don't do it to others... The dude talks sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Is she going to be drinking pints of Guinness like Parky? Genuine question btw. I don't think I'd be down with that at all. It's her fav tipple. Danger sign? I'd have to insist she drank it out of a wine glass if it was me. Not joking. On a serious note though mate, if this has even the slightest chance of ending up with you getting into her knickers, with a partner and child to your name I think you'd want to be sure she was pretty much the woman of your dreams and it was something that would lead to you being a happier bloke. Or failing that, you dont get caught. Don't want to sound preachy, but my conscience couldn't stand for that like. Just a personal view, but imo it means you're content to let your partner live a lie. I spose it all depends on Parky's overall feelings about the relationship at the end of the day-if it's nee good then you're more likely to be able justify going with someone else. Having said that more people will look attractive (as they all do on the surface), but that's not to say they're necessarily any 'better' than what you've got. Parky, you must have a gut feeling about your missus is my view....if you know it's never realistically going to be a long term thing with her (and you suspect she knows this too) then it changes things to a degree I reckon because you'll both at least subconsciously have your eye out for greater happiness elsewhere, but you need to always manage that with the bairn in mind. I'm sure you'll do that though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted September 20, 2011 Author Share Posted September 20, 2011 Is she going to be drinking pints of Guinness like Parky? Genuine question btw. I don't think I'd be down with that at all. It's her fav tipple. Danger sign? I'd have to insist she drank it out of a wine glass if it was me. Not joking. On a serious note though mate, if this has even the slightest chance of ending up with you getting into her knickers, with a partner and child to your name I think you'd want to be sure she was pretty much the woman of your dreams and it was something that would lead to you being a happier bloke. Or failing that, you dont get caught. Don't want to sound preachy, but my conscience couldn't stand for that like. Just a personal view, but imo it means you're content to let your partner live a lie. I spose it all depends on Parky's overall feelings about the relationship at the end of the day-if it's nee good then you're more likely to be able justify going with someone else. Having said that more people will look attractive (as they all do on the surface), but that's not to say they're necessarily any 'better' than what you've got. Parky, you must have a gut feeling about your missus is my view....if you know it's never realistically going to be a long term thing with her (and you suspect she knows this too) then it changes things to a degree I reckon because you'll both at least subconsciously have your eye out for greater happiness elsewhere, but you need to always manage that with the bairn in mind. I'm sure you'll do that though. I feel the gravitas in your post and I thank you for it. Deep down I know I can't really take a risk. Things are pretty good at home right now. How about a bit of light flirting though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Is she going to be drinking pints of Guinness like Parky? Genuine question btw. I don't think I'd be down with that at all. It's her fav tipple. Danger sign? I'd have to insist she drank it out of a wine glass if it was me. Not joking. On a serious note though mate, if this has even the slightest chance of ending up with you getting into her knickers, with a partner and child to your name I think you'd want to be sure she was pretty much the woman of your dreams and it was something that would lead to you being a happier bloke. Or failing that, you dont get caught. Don't want to sound preachy, but my conscience couldn't stand for that like. Just a personal view, but imo it means you're content to let your partner live a lie. I spose it all depends on Parky's overall feelings about the relationship at the end of the day-if it's nee good then you're more likely to be able justify going with someone else. Having said that more people will look attractive (as they all do on the surface), but that's not to say they're necessarily any 'better' than what you've got. Parky, you must have a gut feeling about your missus is my view....if you know it's never realistically going to be a long term thing with her (and you suspect she knows this too) then it changes things to a degree I reckon because you'll both at least subconsciously have your eye out for greater happiness elsewhere, but you need to always manage that with the bairn in mind. I'm sure you'll do that though. I feel the gravitas in your post and I thank you for it. Deep down I know I can't really take a risk. Things are pretty good at home right now. How about a bit of light flirting though? It sounds like you might actually need that as the antidote to all this 'on message' shit. That is going to be one fucking fine line like....but then that might appeal to the gambler in you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 A kiss and then the offer of drinks & weed...and you're only talking about light flirting? Sounds like this Italian bird just fancies you to munch her anchovy pizza and be on your way. Mamma mia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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