Liverpool

[Craig 12325]

If spicy onions don't make you fart, your digestive system is arguably fucked.

[Toonpack 15513]

2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

I don't fart, Craig. My digestive system is incredibly efficient. 

 

I can entirely believe this, seeing the amount of hot air that comes out of the other end.

[Dr Gloom 26309]

1 hour ago, Toonpack said:

 

I can entirely believe this, seeing the amount of hot air that comes out of the other end.

 

[Craig 12325]

1 hour ago, Toonpack said:

 

I can entirely believe this, seeing the amount of hot air that comes out of the other end.

...not to mention the BS

[Gemmill 62983]

Mauled by kittens itt. 

[RobinRobin 14486]

8 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Mauled by kittens itt. 

[Gemmill 62983]

 

[thebrokendoll 14199]

you just know they're gonna come hurtling straight in with an initial £130m offer as well.

the cunts.

[Howmanheyman 43823]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Holden McGroin 9863]

They should stick a £30m bid then say they won’t be coming back in with a second bid unless Liverpool “open the gate”

[NobbySol 399]

8 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

you just know they're gonna come hurtling straight in with an initial £130m offer as well.

the cunts.

 

Really hope he wants to go to the MLS for a season or two. Then hopefully that team gets the benefit of a Saudi move at 36.

 

 

[OTF 10528]

If Liverpool are paying him a massive wage and he's not playing and contracted until 2027 then why should any club offer Liverpool huge money? They probably bought Isak expecting they'd get the lion's share of it back when they sell Salah in 12 months, but with everything that has transpired since his value has to have dropped significantly. Now the foreign clubs can tap up Salah/his agent with the promise of huge wages and hero worshipping to further undermine his position at Liverpool.

 

In the meantime it will be lovely seeing him collecting a wage for doing nothing there, much like Isak.

[Craig 12325]

14 minutes ago, OTF said:

If Liverpool are paying him a massive wage and he's not playing and contracted until 2027 then why should any club offer Liverpool huge money? They probably bought Isak expecting they'd get the lion's share of it back when they sell Salah in 12 months, but with everything that has transpired since his value has to have dropped significantly. Now the foreign clubs can tap up Salah/his agent with the promise of huge wages and hero worshipping to further undermine his position at Liverpool.

 

In the meantime it will be lovely seeing him collecting a wage for doing nothing there, much like Isak.

I should imagine there's a least some level of investigation as to whether they can terminate his contract on the back of his outburst.

[Renton 27739]

5 minutes ago, Craig said:

I should imagine there's a least some level of investigation as to whether they can terminate his contract on the back of his outburst.

 

Hardly. Unlike Isak, he's not even refusing to play. I just hope everyone is wrong in their assumptions a Saudi team will bail them out. Given his wages, age, and attitude, I'd think his transfer fee value must be very low.

[Gemmill 62983]

You know though, that with all of the mystique built up around Salah and Liverpool, if a Saudi team came in with £100m the PL would shrug it's shoulders and go, yeah that looks like fair market value to me, why not. 

 

And not a word would be spoken against it by any of the mainstream football media. 

[Renton 27739]

4 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

You know though, that with all of the mystique built up around Salah and Liverpool, if a Saudi team came in with £100m the PL would shrug it's shoulders and go, yeah that looks like fair market value to me, why not. 

 

And not a word would be spoken against it by any of the mainstream football media. 

 

But why would they? He's going to want an even bigger salary going to Saudi, I can't see them working out on a fee too. He's just bit worth it.

[spongebob toonpants 5181]

2 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

But why would they? He's going to want an even bigger salary going to Saudi, I can't see them working out on a fee too. He's just bit worth it.

I think you are underestimating how big a worldwide star he is, and the appeal he would have in the Saudi league. He's the current premier league player of the year - Saudi clubs would be in a bidding war for his signature

 

Sickening that Liverpool will come out on top again, but that's the reality

[Gemmill 62983]

Aye that's why. 

[Toonpack 15513]

1 minute ago, spongebob toonpants said:

I think you are underestimating how big a worldwide star he is, and the appeal he would have in the Saudi league. He's the current premier league player of the year - Saudi clubs would be in a bidding war for his signature

 

Sickening that Liverpool will come out on top again, but that's the reality

 

Nailed on, he's the most famous muslim footballer in the world, he's also the right sort for SA - Sunni.

[spongebob toonpants 5181]

https://youtu.be/ghGiv7YLC7Q?si=VR2XRgMOhrMfrHHJ

[Toonpack 15513]

If Real fire Alonso, that's your Slot replacement available.

[RobinRobin 14486]

12 hours ago, Toonpack said:

If Real fire Alonso, that's your Slot replacement available.

Would they accept a Real reject?

[OTF 10528]

20 hours ago, spongebob toonpants said:

I think you are underestimating how big a worldwide star he is, and the appeal he would have in the Saudi league. He's the current premier league player of the year - Saudi clubs would be in a bidding war for his signature

 

Sickening that Liverpool will come out on top again, but that's the reality

Yeah maybe, but also multiple state owned SA clubs are supposedly for sale with talk that they wish to curb the copious football spending. Ronaldo's salary is twice the commercial revenue for Al-Nassr, so no matter the players popularity there's still a huge amount of money being burned in bringing them to the Saudi league.

 

He was unstoppable first half of last season but has been pedestrian since then. No doubt he would still carve up the Saudi League but it's only if there's multiple clubs there that start a bidding war for him that he should go for super amounts of money. He's not a Ronaldo level star, only Messi is. He's the same age as Son Heung-Min and a similar level player in his prime, though admittedly Salah's prime was both better and more recent, but he was also in a stronger team. Son went for £20m to MLS as there are no Asian teams with money to burn like there is in Saudi Arabia so there would not have been many options with huge wages for him.

[wykikitoon 28481]

2 hours ago, OTF said:

Yeah maybe, but also multiple state owned SA clubs are supposedly for sale with talk that they wish to curb the copious football spending. Ronaldo's salary is twice the commercial revenue for Al-Nassr, so no matter the players popularity there's still a huge amount of money being burned in bringing them to the Saudi league.

 

He was unstoppable first half of last season but has been pedestrian since then. No doubt he would still carve up the Saudi League but it's only if there's multiple clubs there that start a bidding war for him that he should go for super amounts of money. He's not a Ronaldo level star, only Messi is. He's the same age as Son Heung-Min and a similar level player in his prime, though admittedly Salah's prime was both better and more recent, but he was also in a stronger team. Son went for £20m to MLS as there are no Asian teams with money to burn like there is in Saudi Arabia so there would not have been many options with huge wages for him.

Hes Muslim

[RobinRobin 14486]

2 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

Hes Muslim