Brock Manson 0 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 You're what valentine's day tack was made for. Don't celebrate the day myself. Told wor Julie that she's getting fuck all from me and I don't want anything in return. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27606 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Kids at my folks, alcohol in fridge, Indians getting ordered, night in on the sofa with my Missus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Been out for a few with people from work, so I am expecting grief upon my return. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 NO Plans....I have sat here heartbroken all day waiting for my card and Roses from Bianca So I will be in a sulk all evening now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39184 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Working away, stuck in a hotel on me Jack. I've decided to take my hand out for dinner, then if I'm lucky, back to the hotel for some palm sex. Bastid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Same here, working away all week. Decided to pamper myself tonight, luxuriated with a burger in front of the Barca match, had 2 pints served on a platter, back to room, music on, lights dimmed and a slow hand shandy. Lots of love, me xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted February 14, 2012 Author Share Posted February 14, 2012 (edited) Kids at my folks, alcohol in fridge, Indians getting ordered, night in on the sofa with my Missus. Nice to hear you're back together Edited February 14, 2012 by Christmas Tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14143 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 I made him spag bol and got us a cupcake each from Sainsburys. Last of the great romantics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 (edited) I worked till 10 o clock, got in then shook hands with the one eyed milk man Edited February 15, 2012 by Idioteque Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35625 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 NO Plans....I have sat here heartbroken all day waiting for my card and Roses from Bianca So I will be in a sulk all evening now I didn't even get owt for the wife! Mission accomplished btw. Told her last week that Valentine's needed knocking on the head. No cards, no presents, no meals out. Which is exactly what came to pass. Left over chicken dinner and a couple of episodes of Spooks on Netflix. Sets the tone for the next 50 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20174 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 the one eyed milkman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Not to tell the missus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Bought the missus some roses and a card and then cooked a proper slap up meal - river cobbler fish cakes with a salsa dip, followed by Beef Wellington with sweet potato and carrot mash, all washed down with a nice bottle of wine. She gave me a card and a blow job. Everyone was happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6097 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 the clip of people in here who 'don't buy into the commercialisation of valentines day'. I suppose you all spend Xmas day in church too and don't buy anyone presents? Tight, miserable bastards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35625 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 yes we're the stupid ones. Fucking Chester Don Juan taking the rose from between his teeth to give it the big licks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Perhaps all the commercialism of Christmas one month earlier is the best reason to sack Valentine's off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 yes we're the stupid ones. Fucking Chester Don Juan taking the rose from between his teeth to give it the big licks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 the clip of people in here who 'don't buy into the commercialisation of valentines day'. I suppose you all spend Xmas day in church too and don't buy anyone presents? Tight, miserable bastards! I can see you on international talk like a Pirate day all done up like Jack Sparrow having a pop at anyone not saying "Aaar!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6097 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 yes we're the stupid ones. Fucking Chester Don Juan taking the rose from between his teeth to give it the big licks. 'a telt wor lass nor to expect a card like, am gannin to the club like ah dee every Tuesday' Some lucky lasses in the north east last night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35625 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 "Oh honey I'm gonna make today really special for you, babe. I've trailed petals all the way to your bowl of weetabix, my love, which I've cut into heart shapes, and that's just breakfast darling. Wait til you see what else I've got in store for you on this day of love, rosebud." What did you lay on for your lass then, Shabba? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6097 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 the clip of people in here who 'don't buy into the commercialisation of valentines day'. I suppose you all spend Xmas day in church too and don't buy anyone presents? Tight, miserable bastards! I can see you on international talk like a Pirate day all done up like Jack Sparrow having a pop at anyone not saying "Aaar!" Valentines gifts have been around since the 1800s man. I don't pay through the nose for a giant card or a single red rose but there's fuck all wrong with having a romantic day with your wife and buying presents for each other Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 "Oh honey I'm gonna make today really special for you, babe. I've trailed petals all the way to your bowl of weetabix, my love, which I've cut into heart shapes, and that's just breakfast darling. Wait til you see what else I've got in store for you on this day of love, rosebud." What did you lay on for your lass then, Shabba? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6097 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 "Oh honey I'm gonna make today really special for you, babe. I've trailed petals all the way to your bowl of weetabix, my love, which I've cut into heart shapes, and that's just breakfast darling. Wait til you see what else I've got in store for you on this day of love, rosebud." What did you lay on for your lass then, Shabba? Went out for a meal last night and booked us a weekend in the lakes next weekend for a present. Do the alpha males on here not understand half the battle is just giving her some ammo to brag to her mates on facebook over? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Nice one Patch Adams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26852 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 "Oh honey I'm gonna make today really special for you, babe. I've trailed petals all the way to your bowl of weetabix, my love, which I've cut into heart shapes, and that's just breakfast darling. Wait til you see what else I've got in store for you on this day of love, rosebud." What did you lay on for your lass then, Shabba? Went out for a meal last night and booked us a weekend in the lakes next weekend for a present. Do the alpha males on here not understand half the battle is just giving her some ammo to brag to her mates on facebook over? Right, so what did she get you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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