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WARNING TO DOG OWNERS, COUNTRYWIDE; Please keep your animals indoors from 3pm on April 1 , as a high pitched nasal whining is expected to strike wherever Professional Victims are present.

The duration and intensity of this aural irritation will depend upon the severity of the public sodomising of the League Champions ( in waiting) and proximity of boundary structures for suffering Thieves to push over.

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Just turned down the big fry up in the hope of a really messy cheeseburger chips and coleslaw pre match.

 

Undecided whether to drink or do soft drinks and go to work later.

 

Decisions, decisions......

Where do you work where you can be flexible like that?

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Just turned down the big fry up in the hope of a really messy cheeseburger chips and coleslaw pre match.

 

Undecided whether to drink or do soft drinks and go to work later.

 

Decisions, decisions......

 

A second on the lips, a lifetime on the hips, CT :closedeyes:

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Just turned down the big fry up in the hope of a really messy cheeseburger chips and coleslaw pre match.

 

Undecided whether to drink or do soft drinks and go to work later.

 

Decisions, decisions......

Where do you work where you can be flexible like that?

 

in a taxi

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Just turned down the big fry up in the hope of a really messy cheeseburger chips and coleslaw pre match.

 

Undecided whether to drink or do soft drinks and go to work later.

 

Decisions, decisions......

 

A second on the lips, a lifetime on the hips, CT :closedeyes:

 

But oh boy what a second!!!! :lol:

 

Also should be noted that Im on the way to the match in size 32 jeans not 36, not 34 but 32 babies........ They might not survive the burger though!

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Just turned down the big fry up in the hope of a really messy cheeseburger chips and coleslaw pre match. Undecided whether to drink or do soft drinks and go to work later. Decisions, decisions......
A second on the lips, a lifetime on the hips, CT :closedeyes:
But oh boy what a second!!!! :lol: Also should be noted that Im on the way to the match in size 32 jeans not 36, not 34 but 32 babies........ They might not survive the burger though!

 

:lol: do you have to walk with straight legs? You could just chuck the burger in the toilet and cut out the middleman.......

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.com mentioning Enrique....

 

"The club is allowing all the major players of the team to go. Seriously, do you think it is the fault of the players? This club will never again fight to be among the top 6 again with this policy.'

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So much abuse for CT this morning :) lets hope its a good omen!

 

It's for his own good. He must resist the devil's hamburger if he is to reach nirvana

Or reach 50

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So much abuse for CT this morning :) lets hope its a good omen!

 

It's for his own good. He must resist the devil's hamburger if he is to reach nirvana

Or reach 50

:lol: I expect he's got a speed limiter on his taxi.......
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So much abuse for CT this morning :) lets hope its a good omen!

 

It's for his own good. He must resist the devil's hamburger if he is to reach nirvana

 

:lol:

 

Flame grilled innit. :)

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So much abuse for CT this morning :) lets hope its a good omen!

 

It's for his own good. He must resist the devil's hamburger if he is to reach nirvana

 

:lol:

 

Flame grilled innit. :)

 

The devil provides the sauce :devil:

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