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The Fish
14 minutes ago, Alex said:

:lol: saw a post on there the other day saying they should’ve appointed Dyche instead of Advocaat, who was also seen as a possible appointment back then. As they might still be in the PL now. As if there’s no other variables involved and there weren’t bigger issues at the club than the manager. 

After all the shit they give us for apparently just wanting a 'name', the answer to all their problems seems to be a veritable who's who of uninspiring Brexity British managers that they've already heard of. 

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The Fish
3 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:


Didn’t they absolutely love Advocaat as well? :lol: 

Sent his wife flowers, didn't they?

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3 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:


Didn’t they absolutely love Advocaat as well? :lol: 

Aye. 

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Monkeys Fist
41 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Those fabric covered hair bobbles, aren't they?

What’s hair? 

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The Fish
1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said:

What’s hair? 

What you hold up the prostitute's severed head by.

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trophyshy
6 minutes ago, The Fish said:

What you hold up the prostitute's severed head by during fellation

 

MF'd

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Renton
16 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:


Didn’t they absolutely love Advocaat as well? :lol: 

 

They did. He won 4 (FOUR) games for them out the 19 he managed for. :lol:

Thats's half as many as Moyes. 

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Monkeys Fist
1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

Blob = Overtime

 

;)

 

Don't ask me why but it's been called that since I started working and obviously goes back way before that everywhere I've worked, I assume it's a Tyneside/NE thing? I also assume it's a manufacturing thing as there's no 'stopping back' to finish something like in an office culture, it's cold hard cash and it's a set time, guaranteed, no skinchies, pay up even if you change your mind if it's less than a day's notice. Holidays and blob, the most common origins of strife on the shop floor, bar none. :lol:

Whale oil beef hooked- it’s always been Ham wherever I’ve worked, but different environments I suppose. 
Greedy buggers snaffling all the OT were Ham Beasts. 

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Howmanheyman
7 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Whale oil beef hooked- it’s always been Ham wherever I’ve worked, but different environments I suppose. 
Greedy buggers snaffling all the OT were Ham Beasts. 

 

:lol: 

 

Blobbers at our place, factory cats or one of my mates is called Clint Eastwood* as he's always in on his days off 'For a few dollars more'. :good:

 

*Ok, I made that name for him. 

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38 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

They did. He won 4 (FOUR) games for them out the 19 he managed for. :lol:

Thats's half as many as Moyes. 

Beat the mags though

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Toonpack
1 hour ago, Renton said:

 

They did. He won 4 (FOUR) games for them out the 19 he managed for. :lol:

Thats's half as many as Moyes. 


They didn’t heed the Warninks

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3 minutes ago, Toonpack said:


They didn’t heed the Warninks

Bols to that 

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12 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I heard he was a bit of aN Oily Prat. 

:lol: tenuous at best 

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Monkeys Fist
4 minutes ago, Alex said:

:lol: tenuous at best 

Alreet man! 
 

And Aperol my effort in to that one too. 

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Sonatine
17 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Alreet man! 
 

And Aperol my effort in to that one too. 

Cartoon Shame GIF

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trophyshy
28 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Alreet man! 
 

And Aperol my effort in to that one too. 


Bruce Willis Wtf GIF
 

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Monkeys Fist

I feel a bit shaken (not stirred) here lads- what happened to the campariaderie of the old fashioned days? 
 


 

 

 

 

( How do you like them appletizers?) 

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Anorthernsoul

 A SILLY MACKEM CUNT AT GRAFT MADE A QUIP THIS MORNING AFTER GETTING A BOAT LOAD OF FOOTBALL GRIEF

 

"DID YOU GET WASHED WITH SPORTS SOAP THIS MORNING?"

 

THIS IS WHAT THEY'VE BEEN REDUCED TO

 

 

FUCK OFF MAN YOU IRRELEVANT TRAMPS

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RobinRobin
6 hours ago, Anorthernsoul said:

 A SILLY MACKEM CUNT AT GRAFT MADE A QUIP THIS MORNING AFTER GETTING A BOAT LOAD OF FOOTBALL GRIEF

 

"DID YOU GET WASHED WITH SPORTS SOAP THIS MORNING?"

 

THIS IS WHAT THEY'VE BEEN REDUCED TO

 

 

FUCK OFF MAN YOU IRRELEVANT TRAMPS

Could you lend bd your shift key? 🙂

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Things are getting desperate on RTG....New thread today

 

"Who is the Newcastle player you most dislike" 

 

 

On a side note I expect/hope Karl Darlow plays a blinder today for Hull City

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Kevin Carr's Gloves
16 minutes ago, Rosco said:

Things are getting desperate on RTG....New thread today

 

"Who is the Newcastle player you most dislike" 

 

 

On a side note I expect/hope Karl Darlow plays a blinder today for Hull City

Apparently we all love Joey Barton?

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Renton
32 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

Apparently we all love Joey Barton?

 

He means a lot more to them than he does to us. 

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