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[Tom 13866]

Why would it have been part of the bid? It’s a shit stadium in a shit town  

[trophyshy 6434]

Can’t believe they’ve cancelled the mongorail.  

[Monkeys Fist 38786]

10 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

Can’t believe they’ve cancelled the mongorail.  

[Alex 30440]

 That’ll show us 

[Gemmill 34533]

Hope it doesn't affect our run-in. 

[Alex 30440]

3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Hope it doesn't affect our run-in. 

They’ve only got 3 more home games left anyway  At least they’ll have 3 weeks after their season finishes to concentrate on what they really care about 

[Gemmill 34533]

And a nice long summer to think of more reasons why they're better off in the Championship anyway. Helmets. 

 

 

[Renton 17811]

So the silly twats are trying to think of possible meanings for FTM which they can use to get around this ban by the shady Tyneside cabal. 

 

 

Anyway, the funniest bit was when the conversation went something like this:

 

"Whey man marra. How com its alright for TFI Fryardayys to get away with it like?"

 

"Exactly marra. Wayait, isn't if TGI Fryardayys marra?"

 

Thick as whale spunk.

 

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[Rosco 727]

So this thread has taken 13 years to get to 1000 pages.......we should be fucking ashamed of ourselves that its taken so long the mackems would have had done in a month on RTG 🤣

Edited April 8, 2023 by Rosco

[Monkeys Fist 38786]

 

Lies! Typical Mag Trait. 
 

FTM. 

 

[Howay 12460]

4 hours ago, Alex said:

 That’ll show us 

 Honestly what’s the point the tin pot bastards? Maybe worry more that your club is headed for what? It’s seventh season outside the top flight? Well entrenched in mid table, so it’s probably not very likely they come up soon. 

[OTF 6186]

10 hours ago, trophyshy said:

Can’t believe they’ve cancelled the mongorail.  

 

Reported.

 

And snorted

[Renton 17811]

10 minutes ago, Howay said:

 Honestly what’s the point the tin pot bastards? Maybe worry more that your club is headed for what? It’s seventh season outside the top flight? Well entrenched in mid table, so it’s probably not very likely they come up soon. 

 

I'm not sure if this genuine paranoia about them being ruled by black and white bastards is unique. A club and city so utterly defined by their neighbours to the extent their sole reason for existence is schadenfreude on said neighbours. Nearest I can think of is in Glasgow with Rangers and Celtic, where there was genuine masonic oppression occurring over the Catholic workforce. But that was absolutely real (historically, not so much now). And Celtic aimed to beat Rangers, not vicariously pray for their defeat by a third party. Liverpool and Manchester might be another come to think about it, with Liverpool being geographically disadvantaged and resenting the unofficial title Manchester has of capital of the North. Tbh I think they've got a point though, and anyway it's a proper rivalry at a regional level. 

 

Once you understand that a sizable amount of mackems really do believe "Never be ruled by black and white bastards" it just falls into place that we are just and righteous in calling them sad mackem bastards. They're ridiculously paranoid over everything; inward investment, infrastructure, the airport, the metro, and now even their own club. Its actually quite detrimental to the whole region. We'll never get devolution because those sad bastards simply won't accept Newcastle is the de facto regional capital and we need to play to that. And thus the resentment goes both ways, but is much more unhealthy from the mackems and this is now amplified a hundred fold by the massive gulf in the football clubs currently.

 

What're you going to do? Me, I like just laughing at them. It's a perfect tonic and just makes our success all the more enjoyable. 

[Howay 12460]

[Monkeys Fist 38786]

“ The longer we’re away from the top table, the less relevant we become”

 

[Kitman 2188]

“….the less relevant we become…”   

And that sums it up - they’re totally fucking irrelevant yet somehow think they’re indispensable to the PL. They don’t understand they became irrelevant  to the PL the moment they were relegated.

 

Where does this sense of entitlement come from? Non-existent in Europe, they were bottom half fodder endlessly circling the drain during their time in the PL. Nobody misses them, nobody cares, they might be a cup final in L2 but in the PL they’re nobodies.

 

What makes them so special? The bang average flatpack stadium built on landfill with a wannabe name stolen from a famous club? The bitter and ungrateful fans that hound out manager after manager? The free tickets they dole out to try to fill up the place?  The made up nickname chosen via a poll? The track record of abject failure and mediocrity? 
 

No, what makes them special (the ones who post this shit on RTG) is weapons grade delusion coupled with an astounding level of stupidity, and possibly a glue habit…

[RobinRobin 9232]

[Tom 13866]

 

 

[Howay 12460]

 How the fuck does that even happen?

 

”you reyyt? Nowt here worth nickin’ Callum over there has never worked, but yi can have a go on iz to mak it worth the trip… only thing is Cal likes to watch”

2 minutes into the love makkin

”wheeeze arse is this”

”yours Kai, not callums”

”….hnnnng…. FTM”

”enjoy that Callum ya little foookin creep? Garn tweet about the mags you little cunt and while your at it garn get the bottle of blue pop for Kai now he’s done, but mak sure it’s the branded stuff the panda pop none of that store brand tat… then take princess and Cal the staffys out for a walk”

Edited April 9, 2023 by Howay

[Rosco 727]

Depends on what they charge per ticket.......average price per ticket over a season was well under £10  a year or two back which lets be honest its a shithole ground full of dickheads in the middle of Hicksville

 

 

Edited April 9, 2023 by Rosco

[Monkeys Fist 38786]

2 hours ago, Tom said:

 

 

Breaking and entering. 

[Kid Dynamite 5933]

On 08/04/2023 at 11:05, Alex said:

3 people (plus their press ganged kids) and 3 fictional Basque lads  it’s reminiscent of a gang you’d form at school when you were about 6 years old

The Basquestreet kids

[Renton 17811]

1 hour ago, Kid Dynamite said:

The Basquestreet kids

 

On a bit of a tangent here but has anyone with kids seen the state of this comic now? Fatty is now Freddy, Spotty is not Scotty, and half the gang are lasses. Woke gone mad it is. Grrrr.

[Howmanheyman 26898]

On 08/04/2023 at 11:05, Alex said:

3 people (plus their press ganged kids) and 3 fictional Basque lads  it’s reminiscent of a gang you’d form at school when you were about 6 years old

 

 

 

 

Dear Red Hand Gang,

 

I am writing on behalf of the MLFs (massive lads fans) of Sunderland. We have great memories of your show and noticed it was red hand gang and not black and white hand gang. Do you want to be our friends? We have so much in common, you had a catchy theme tune and we also have a catchy theme tune called ready to go by Republica. If you agree that our run out song is brilliant and you hate the mags anaarl we can form a special bond just like the 136 other special bonds we already have and James bond III who played Doc can be our 137th bond lol. 

 

Yours, 

 

Red Hand Gang Black Cats. (Founded 21.40 tonight). 

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 38786]

3 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

The Basquestreet kids