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[Craig 7989]

3 minutes ago, Alex said:

It’s a reference to the Bilbao Black Cats. Who live ‘in and around Bilbao’. All two of them  

Yeah I know, i did get where you were going with it, it's just fucking insane from them, but to be expected

[Howmanheyman 38662]

I just can't wait to hear about all their encounters with premier league fans who will all be over the moon they're back and will of course think the sun shines out of their derriere whilst slaughtering the mags before getting the hankies out towards the end for a real weepie as they mourn the premier league loss of the classy, Netflix phenomenon, Sunderland AFC. 

[Craig 7989]

Someone pointed out the other day that Pickford has never played for Everton against Sunderland. Wonder how that'll go down when they play them.

[trophyshy 7698]

1 hour ago, thebrokendoll said:

care for a flutter brett? 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 15421]

They’re in for a massive rude awakening like. West Ham were in very sketchy form towards the end of last year but Bowen and Kudus alone could absolutely torture them. That’s before you get onto Palace’s front line and Villa are better man for man. That’s maybe the best start they could have hoped for and it’ll be impressive if they muster up more than 4/5 points 

[Renton 24877]

 

Only beat us 3-0 at home without breaking sweat. 😂

 

This bloke really is a walking brain donor. Oh, I forgot, he's not. He uses a mobility scooter.

 

 

[Craig 7989]

33 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Only beat us 3-0 at home without breaking sweat. 😂

 

This bloke really is a walking brain donor. Oh, I forgot, he's not. He uses a mobility scooter.

 

 

Anyone being donated his brain would need a fucking refund. 

[Howmanheyman 38662]

"Whose brain, did you give him? Don't say it was Abby Normal again?!"

 

"No, not him."

 

"Who, then?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It was....... Keyth."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Noooooo!"

[Alex 38278]

Taking that 3-0 fucking walkover as some sort of positive  it’s a shame it’s not an Olympic year as Keith would have a chance of a gold medal in the mental gymnastics category 

[thebrokendoll 11145]

imagine the cunts who failed the interview when keith landed the job as a moderator over there man. 

[Toonpack 12554]

They'll have a fit when they see what Man U think of them:

 

 

[Howmanheyman 38662]

4 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

They'll have a fit when they see what Man U think of them:

 

 

 

So they categorise Burnley, Brighton, Brentford, Fulham and Bournemouth as a bigger draw than the massive lads fans of Netflix? 

 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 15421]

Did they fuck “gift” us a goal either. They were caught out by a faster, stronger team’s high press. I suggest they get used to that 

[NJS 4781]

Even without considering Villa who'll hammer them, the way they think they're going to get points off West Ham, Palace and Brentford suggests a rude awakening

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[Renton 24877]

5 hours ago, Alex said:

Taking that 3-0 fucking walkover as some sort of positive  it’s a shame it’s not an Olympic year as Keith would have a chance of a gold medal in the mental gymnastics category 

 

Talking of mental gymnastics, well, just mental really.....

 

[Andrew 5742]

3 hours ago, NJS said:

Even without considering Villa who'll hammer them, the way they think they're going to get points off West Ham, Palace and Brentford suggests a rude awakening

 

They finished about 30 points behind burnley last season. Top after those five fixtures would be a reasonable shout for us, they'll be lucky to have 3 points.