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[ewerk 35105]

23 minutes ago, Renton said:

Fucking hell talk about small time.

 

YOU ACCRINGTON STANLEY FANS, you're not laughing now are, EH?

 

[Dazzler 13259]

1 hour ago, Tom said:

https://x.com/sunlundy/status/1941075658979094834?s=46
 

 

 

 

 

 

Aneyone’s shairt covered in glew? No? just mine? Probleys should stop sniffing glew then, marra.

[Monkeys Fist 47321]

1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Ewerk's hotel when the guests clock the MLF and gather around for selfies and autographs.....

 

I have say, and I don’t say this lightly, but I’m disappointed in you. 
 

I was expecting one of the fat trolls from your Penshaw Monument pics, but instead we’ve just got mackem David Brent (who, granted , looks authentic as he’s baffled by cutlery). 
 

5/7. 
 

[Tom 14629]

58 minutes ago, Renton said:

Fucking hell talk about small time.

 

YOU ACCRINGTON STANLEY FANS, you're not laughing now are, EH?

 

Funny thing is….I think these clubs have a lot more laughing at Sunlan in store and sunderland fans are bringing it upon themselves  

[Howmanheyman 39122]

21 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I have say, and I don’t say this lightly, but I’m disappointed in you. 
 

I was expecting one of the fat trolls from your Penshaw Monument pics, but instead we’ve just got mackem David Brent (who, granted , looks authentic as he’s baffled by cutlery). 
 

5/7. 
 

 

It's from an MLF POV.  

[Renton 25160]

16 minutes ago, Tom said:

Funny thing is….I think these clubs have a lot more laughing at Sunlan in store and sunderland fans are bringing it upon themselves  

 

Absolutely. They never fucking learn.

 

[Alex 38599]

53 minutes ago, Tom said:

Funny thing is….I think these clubs have a lot more laughing at Sunlan in store and sunderland fans are bringing it upon themselves  

I would say Burton still have the upper hand given the relative size of the clubs  

[Dazzler 13259]

Burton are only on that list because they racially abused Darren Bent who called them out for it and ultimately relegated them.

 

But they are the classier fans. Not even close, marra.

[Rosco 988]

Not happy again about being labelled Geordie

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/the-geordie-mag-myth….1659507/

[Tom 14629]

Sunderland don’t have a significant cultural identity and that’s not our problem.

[thebrokendoll 11351]

27 minutes ago, Rosco said:

Not happy again about being labelled Geordie

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/the-geordie-mag-myth….1659507/

 

it'll descend in to where it's acceptable to be a mag, which is basically nowhere other than a 20 metre radius from grey's monument.

they'll then bestow heroic status on any sunderland supporter from northumberland/the borders/teesside.

next will come the angst that suburbs of sunderland are falling to gravy stained hordes,

and then as a finale they'll get all morose that their ground isn't full every week because of the nissan night shift and the many, many deaths due to coastal erosion.

 

happens every single time they start one of those threads, the stupid mackem cunts.

[Daftarse 16]

35 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

 

"and then as a finale they'll get all morose that their ground isn't full every week because of the nissan night shift and the many, many deaths due to coastal erosion."

 

You've forgot to mention "wedding season" 😄

Edited 10 hours ago by Daftarse

[Renton 25160]

29 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

it'll descend in to where it's acceptable to be a mag, which is basically nowhere other than a 20 metre radius from grey's monument.

they'll then bestow heroic status on any sunderland supporter from northumberland/the borders/teesside.

next will come the angst that suburbs of sunderland are falling to gravy stained hordes,

and then as a finale they'll get all morose that their ground isn't full every week because of the nissan night shift and the many, many deaths due to coastal erosion.

 

happens every single time they start one of those threads, the stupid mackem cunts.

 

Its mainly at the County Durham mags are scum and John Hall jawdee nashun stage at the moment. 

The same shit. Over and over again.

[thebrokendoll 11351]

10 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Its mainly at the County Durham mags are scum and John Hall jawdee nashun stage at the moment. 

The same shit. Over and over again.

 

I can't be arsed to scan it for the odd gem or keith input. as you say, its the same tedious shite every single time.

[thebrokendoll 11351]

19 minutes ago, Daftarse said:

 

You've forgot to mention "wedding season" 😄

 

aye.

and inclement weather.

despite every single town/village/hamlet from scotch corner to berwick, redcar to workington all having dozens of buses bursting at the seams with massive lads fans headed to the game, they don't like going to the match if there's a nip in the air.

[Monkeys Fist 47321]

1 hour ago, Tom said:

Sunderland don’t have a significant anything,really, and that’s not our problem.

Ftm’d yp anarl, marra. 

[Monkeys Fist 47321]

57 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

and the many, many deaths due to coastal erosion.

I must’ve missed this- WTF? 

[thebrokendoll 11351]

4 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I must’ve missed this- WTF? 

 

has had a huge impact on their catchment area according to rtg.

one minute there's shit loads of mlfs strolling along the beaches, the next they're being swept away to their deaths or headed for denmark.

very worrying actually.

[Monkeys Fist 47321]

The only significant bit of coastal erosion between , let’s say South Shields, and Seaham, over the last few decades was when Marsden Rock’s arch collapsed in 1996, almost thirty years ago. 
 

So, yet another Mackem Myth to add to the compendium. 

[Renton 25160]

We've progressed to the Sunderland fans being classier....

 

 

This is particularly classy. 🤷‍♂️

 

[Dazzler 13259]

He’s right they are a different class. We’re middle. They’re slumdog.

[Kid Dynamite 8175]

I'm not sure old Monkey Heed can pull these trousers off  

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Howmanheyman 39122]

4 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

I'm not sure old Monkey Heed can pull these trousers off  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I like Reid, mind. However, if you listen very carefully whilst looking at that pic you can hear a faint voice saying 'It's the taste.'

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4533]

13 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

I'm not sure old Monkey Heed can pull these trousers off  

 

 

 

 

 

 

Is he dying?

[Monkeys Fist 47321]

31 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

Is he dying?

Nah, looks natural grey to me.