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1 hour ago, Kid Dynamite said:

I'm not sure old Monkey Heed can pull these trousers off :lol: 

 

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Poor cunt. My mam stopped making me

wear hand me downs when I was about 11.

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1 hour ago, Kid Dynamite said:

I'm not sure old Monkey Heed can pull these trousers off :lol: 

 

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I think he was hoping to get Rayner to do that. 

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19 minutes ago, Renton said:

Dear me, 1500 posts on the potential Isak transfer so far. Scousers are now their fwiends. 

 

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Took me all of two seconds to find the racism:

 

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This is in response to a post about Staveley and her husband. Ironic that it was liked by a foreigner tbh - woodlebert's napper will be rolling.

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1 hour ago, Renton said:

Dear me, 1500 posts on the potential Isak transfer so far. Scousers are now their fwiends. 

 

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Both looking forward to next season and the revival of the inherently moral cup 

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1 hour ago, Alex said:

Both looking forward to next season and the revival of the inherently moral cup 

 

Mackems are going out for all 3 domestic cup trophies this year. The inherently moral cup, the classic classiness cup, and the lads' likability cup. 

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4 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Mackems are going out for all 3 domestic cup trophies this year. The inherently moral cup, the classic classiness cup, and the lads' likability cup. 

Don't forget the friendship league cup trophy - against Everton. The friendship FA cup to resume next season when Sunderland and Norwich are both in the championship again.

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On 06/07/2025 at 20:27, Kid Dynamite said:

I'm not sure old Monkey Heed can pull these trousers off :lol: 

 

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Seen another photo of Peyter from earlier on in the day getting ready...

 

 

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1 hour ago, Renton said:

 

Mackems are going out for all 3 domestic cup trophies this year. The inherently moral cup, the classic classiness cup, and the lads' likability cup. 

Not to mention the Turning a Blind to Sexual Offenders Trophy. Going to be a tight match between them and Arsenal.

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They’re absolutely tying themselves up in knots in that Isak thread on there now :lol: from the elation of Liverpool signing him to it now being a mistake as we’ve pissed pff the player by making him stay. Not to mention this absolute diamond:

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Imagine :lol: 

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25 minutes ago, ewerk said:

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Fair enough, he’s got us there. Bidding €65m for a player just to be relevant.

 

Attaching yourself to a bigger club to satisfy your ego? :lol:

They've literally attached themselves to loads of clubs just because they've had mutual players:

Liverpool - Henderson

Everyone - Pickford

 

I mean, at least they were from Sunderland, even if they only played a few games for them. But then you've got:

ManU - Diallo (loan)

Real Madrid - brother of Jobe Bellingham 

 

Their claims WE are the needy ones is more irony than the core of a dying star about to go supernova (if you know your astrophysics :D).

 

 

 

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57 minutes ago, ewerk said:

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Fair enough, he’s got us there. Bidding €65m for a player just to be relevant.

They’ve just described their relationship with us :lol: 

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2 hours ago, ewerk said:

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Fair enough, he’s got us there. Bidding €65m for a player just to be relevant.


What about all that nonsense of. ‘speshull relaaaationsheep’ with Bilbao?

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2 hours ago, ewerk said:

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Fair enough, he’s got us there. Bidding €65m for a player just to be relevant.

:lol: No-one is more desperate to be relevant and liked than SAFC. Which is funny because no-one knows who they are or cares about them. They'll be an easy 3 points and a grim awayday for most fans next season, before they sink into obscurity again having sacked 2 or 3 managers on the way down.

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Also, the irony of the number of posters on that thread (a thread about the transfer of a Newcastle player 76 pages long) calling the deluded world of RTG account sad and obsessed is off the charts :lol:

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10 hours ago, Kitman said:

grim awayday

 

Well that's not true because the truth is most away fans will enjoy the nightlife in Newcastle. Cheers for the mackems helping our economy. 👍

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1 hour ago, Dazzler said:

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"So they say"

 

Who say?

 

You say?

 

Says who?

Something someone just made up is ‘100% believable’ if you really want it to be true apparently :lol: 

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2 hours ago, Dazzler said:

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"So they say"

 

Who say?

 

You say?

 

Says who?

 

"They should be thanking him and cashing in, then obsessively watching his career from afar, as if he's their grandson."

 

Is how it works for them. 

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5 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Noticed they’re signing a lot of black players which seems ill advised given their history 

Wait til someone tells them the club has put them up in a Holiday Inn until their visas clear. The MLFs will be heading straight over with their wheelie bins and lighter fluid.

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